If you where any monster in game?

[Poo]

If you where any monster in game what would you be?

i thought about this as i was running in and out of the Yamotsu Mine about a dozen times taming Fire Beetles and putting them on my Pet Dude in the Magincia Bazzar (A2 on Sonoma, come on down, best prices on the shard and always a welcome smile, bring the kids!)

and then i realised..... im a Yamotsu Priest!
no, really, in RL id be a Yamotsu Priest!!

they polymorph into other lesser critters to lure in stuff to kill.
that would totally be me.
the A-Hole of the Sosaria monster world.

oh look at me, im just a fire beetle wondering the dungeon all alone, wont someone come play with me?
oh you want to tame me, NO!
im not a fire beetle ya panzy!
im a Priest!
speedhaxxor fireball, poison, paralyze (that your 120 resisting spells cant defend against!)

yup, totally me.

 

[Restroom Cowboy]

Could I choose to be a broken quest NPC?

 

[Captn Norrington]

I would want to be a Balron... being the commander of a daemon army would be pretty useful. Plus not many people would be looking to kill me, because I would be living in the middle of a dungeon surrounded by daemons.

However, in reality, I'm probably more like a lich. Quietly studying things in secluded places, and learning more knowledge and testing it on the zombies/skeletons to perfect my skills in the magical arts, would really appeal to me.

 

[Lore]

Succubus, for reasons.

 

[Tyrath]

A slime named..... oh wait they already did that

 

[Kylie Kinslayer]

I'd be Twaulo of the Glade. In my own little area, minding my own business until you wake me up. Then I would do my best to turn you into a corpse...

 

[Zalan]

I'd be either a Gryphin or a Dire Wolf.

 

[Uriah Heep]

A changeling...then I could be anyone and anything!!!

 

[Zalan]

A changeling...then I could be anyone and anything!!!

Are you sure it wouldn't be a slime! I've heard some people have trouble defeatibg them

 

[Acid Rain]

A paragon Nightmare Fairy in the new Halloween dungeon on a low population shard.
Apparently, I'd live longer then any monster in the game & kill more players.

 

[Uriah Heep]

Are you sure it wouldn't be a slime! I've heard some people have trouble defeatibg them

 

[Slayvite]

I'd be a REAL Phoenix....then I'd go around killing all those unicorn puke covered turkey impostors!!

 

[Lore]

I'd be a REAL Phoenix....then I'd go around killing all those unicorn puke covered turkey impostors!!

LOL Your commitment to this issue is awesome.

 

[Zeke]

A Mongbat of course. The most terrifying creature in UO...

 

[MalagAste]

Sudiva... where I can laze on my private beach all day... and no one comes to kill me.

 

[kelmo]

I would be a troll, I think...

 

[Zeke]

I would be a troll, I think...

You think?

 

[old gypsy]

I'd be a Pixie. Have no idea why. Guess I just like them.

 

[SugarMMM]

However, in reality, I'm probably more like a lich.

I agree with this! I'd be a lich also because the sounds they make always freak me the heck out!

 

[MalagAste]

I agree with this! I'd be a lich also because the sounds they make always freak me the heck out!

Based on that I've always been more partial to the Gargoyle... that demonic jibberish used to send shivers down my spine.

 

[Fridgster]

Almost certainly a satyr.

 

[TullyMars]

I always had this wild idea for a game mechanic. What if you could actually be a monster. No equipment. No looting. No name. No pressure. Fated to die by other players. Just login and pick a monster and you spawn in a dungeon and have the same limited set of abilities as that monster. Basically you would supply the intelligence for a monster in a dungeon. Maybe the people playing on their normal characters don't even realize it is another player that they are fighting. You die? You were supposed to. So what. Log in as another monster. I haven't really fleshed it out, just brainstorming. Would make things interesting.

As for me, not really a monster, but I'd probably be a vorpal bunny. Catch me if you can!

 

[Lore]

It'd be a pretty cool diversion. I'd occasionally log in as a baddie in the middle of baddies and Corp Por when people least needed it. LOL

 

[Hattori Hanzo]

I would be a troll, I think...

You have been accused as such old friend.

 

[Hattori Hanzo]

Lords Oaks, defender of the forest. His forest queen, Silvani is his protector. Killing his spawn causes attackers to lose karma, so you know he is righteous. Living a virtuous life in an enchanted forest with your queen by your side. Does it get any better?

 

[Finegold]

Lol. What a fun thread. For me it'd be an Orc.

I'd like being around other orcs and doing orc things around the orc fort.

 

[Callise]

Probably a Cu Sidhe - all nice to everyone and calm, the sweetest most passive creature in all the lands. Until someone tries to tame me. Then for unknown reasons, I irrationality try to rip their f****ING head off.
This sounds about right.

 

[Lady Kyo]

I think i would be a Changling !! I cause chaos! Yea, a Changling...

 

[TheDrAJ]

just a lonely treefellow...........