Let us help the lovely folk at Broadsword recruit a new EM for Europa. Please feel free to help Gandalf, you know we deeply value your world wisdom and acumen, not forgetting your deep grasp of important UO economics
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Wanted! Event Moderator for the Europa Shard of Ultima Online.
Salary: Minimal, enough to cover a small legal loophole. Much of this role will take place during evenings and weekends and will involve preparation behind the scenes.
Other Rewards: Working with a grateful audience, enriching the playtime and enjoyment of players, developing rich and imaginative, creative story lines, taking pleasure at seeing the enjoyment of others. You will be treated warmly by the, generally decent and friendly, folk of Europa.
Warning:
To fulfil this role you should be aware that sometimes you will encounter a small number of ill behaved, self entitled players who feel it is within their rights to insult and demean your efforts whilst contributing nothing of their own. Mere adventure and storytelling is not enough for these folk, they require pixellated shinies to placate their needy, greedy, vacuous existence. They will whine and bleat when not given attention, whimper when they fail to be rewarded for even the slightest effort, they will take to public forums to garner attention when they get none ingame. The normal players of Europa ignore these creatures for the insignificant, trolling worms that they are, but these tiresome weasals will likely be a royal pain in your ass for the time you work for us.
Applications by email to
@Mesanna and
@Kyronix .
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I can see the likely applicants now! Rushing for their keyboards, falling over themselves to come and spend time with us...and of course the likes of you..Gandalf.
