Things that don't happen IRL...

[Dizzy]

I'm running around usual places looking for greater dragons I want to tame, and my "animal lore" hotkey is right next to my undress macro.

In real life (assuming dragons exist), I would never run through a pack of greater dragons naked.

At least, not accidentally.

 

[MalagAste]

I'm running around usual places looking for greater dragons I want to tame, and my "animal lore" hotkey is right next to my undress macro.

In real life (assuming dragons exist), I would never run through a pack of greater dragons naked.

At least, not accidentally.

Yet you see people all the time running onto a field like Soccer or Football streaking still..... LOL

 

[Enziet]

Yet you see people all the time running onto a field like Soccer or Football streaking still..... LOL

Must be being chased by an invisible dragon It's the only logical explanation.

 

[Dizzy]

I imagine talking to a stranger, saying something like, "these are terrible beasts, these greater dragons, able to tear you limb from limb or toast you to a crisp with a single breath. Be afraid, be very afraid. Danger - it sees me. Now hold on while I take off all my clothes."