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Seriously folks, ya can't make this stuff up!

Uriah Heep

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Having been sorely disappointed by wasting vet rewards on a lathe and sewing machine, and ahving let them sit still for a while, I decided to try again.

I dutifully loaded up 200 boards in my pack, check to be sure the lathe was set to wood (plain) clicked to make a Tall Elven Bed. Really can't make this **** up, lol, I guess in the end nothing is ever tested...

This is what a tall elven bed looks like now:

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Zeke

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When I use the Sewing Machine and change Leather types, it now shows Wood instead of Leather. This is in regular EC and with Pincos. Started happening after I put the Lathe down in my workshop.
 

Uriah Heep

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When I use the Sewing Machine and change Leather types, it now shows Wood instead of Leather. This is in regular EC and with Pincos. Started happening after I put the Lathe down in my workshop.
Mine does that, and on the rare occasions I get it to actually make something, if I tell it 15, it makes one, or else it just makes till its out of material, I haven't figured out the rhyme or reason behind it...I havent studied up on either of them too much cuz I aint paying a fee for me to do the troubleshooting. Mine is in the CC, as you could tell :D
 

Zeke

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I had the same problem yesterday, I clicked on Make # and put in 5 and it only made one.
 

ioelis

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Having been sorely disappointed by wasting vet rewards on a lathe and sewing machine, and ahving let them sit still for a while, I decided to try again.

I dutifully loaded up 200 boards in my pack, check to be sure the lathe was set to wood (plain) clicked to make a Tall Elven Bed. Really can't make this **** up, lol, I guess in the end nothing is ever tested...

This is what a tall elven bed looks like now:

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What are the odds the devs will fix this? Maybe there is money to be made by taking bets community wide? This could be the UO lotto.....
 

TimberWolf

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But wait a minute...this cant be ...we have the best Devs ever and we just need to get down on our knees and kiss their butt some more and everything will be better!!!!!
 
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cazador

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I mean are you really surprised??


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Parnoc

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Yep, I reproduced very same thing, got a stone arch for a tall elven bed deed. Then tried several other items that are deeds and it says "No such Item" but it makes the wood making noise but uses no boards.
Tried a pentagram and same thing, "No such Item".

Submitted bug report with my findings.
 

Ellie

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I got the arch thingy when making an elven oven. You want something made of colored wood, forget it, it comes out plain. It will only make one at a time even though you want max made. Oh yes, no granite in my pack either. I did file a bug report. I figured it would be a handy dandy thing to take with me when I deco houses instead of looking for a tool to use. But nooo, not sure what will come out when I want something.
 
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