I am old, and may have done it to myself Zuck.
You keep trying to play the "old" card. First of all you're not "old" so stop telling everyone that. Secondly if you need sympathy or attention there are better
ways of getting it than making up your fake oldness. While you may not be as young as some, you certainly aren't "old" and I take offense to calling yourself that.
I have a member of my family who is old and I wouldn't wish it upon anyone. So let's not go there ok? You are fine. You thought you posted something you didn't.
You remember something that didn't happen. That makes you a little crazy but it certainly does not make you old. There's a hack of a lot of people much older than you.
You should be ashamed of yourself. If I see you play the "old card" one more time I swear I will scream. It's none of anyone's business how old you are, and if you would
like to share that sort of thing I am sure there are lots of online support groups who can help you talk it out.
/rant
"Old" my arse.