• Hail Guest!
    We're looking for Community Content Contribuitors to Stratics. If you would like to write articles, fan fiction, do guild or shard event recaps, it's simple. Find out how in this thread: Community Contributions
  • Greetings Guest, Having Login Issues? Check this thread!
  • Hail Guest!,
    Please take a moment to read this post reminding you all of the importance of Account Security.
  • Hail Guest!
    Please read the new announcement concerning the upcoming addition to Stratics. You can find the announcement Here!

(Player Event) Independence Pizza Cruise 7-14-2014 at 8 PM EST

WildStar

UO Baja News Reporter
Reporter
Professional
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
Campaign Benefactor
She looked over the well dressed, middle aged man and thinks “It is a miracle that the Britannia government even manages to function, if this is an example of the nobles of that land.”

“You want how many pizzas delivered there?” she asks as she is not sure she had heard correctly the first time.

“I want 500 pizzas delivered there. Those poor creatures. I am sure that once they taste pizza, they will be freed from their primitive state and become contributing members to Britannia society.”

“and Goblins will stop farting and peeing on people.” she adds mentally. “Of course, my lord, we will get the pizzas made and delivered; however, this “July 4th” you mentioned has already passed.”

“Oh!” he exclaimed. “Well as long as they are delivered, I don’t care. Here is half of your payment.” he says as he hands her a generous check. “You will get the other half, once delivering is confirmed.”

“and how exactly are you going to confirm delivery?” she wonders privately. “Thank you, my lord, we will get working on your order right away.”

“Farewell, Miss Watson.”

“Farewell, my lord.”

She waits until he uses the H-J Moongate to return to his own land before busting out into laughter. “Who needs the other half of payment when you pay so generously, my lord?” she says out loud sarcastically.


Independence Pizza Cruise, an KAV event
Monday, July 14th, 2014 at 8 PM EST
Meeting at the Skara Brae Community Center, Trammel

500 hundred pizzas are to be delivered where? Come and find out!
 

NANOC

Lore Master
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
I'll bring peppered sausage slices. (years from now it will be called pepperoni)
 

old gypsy

Grand Poobah
Professional
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
Campaign Patron
Icky retreated to her kitchen. "Hah!" she said. "Dose pitzas cantz bees betterz den mees cuanarie masturpeeces." :bored:
 

whiterabbit

Stratics Legend
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
Campaign Supporter
She looked over the well dressed, middle aged man and thinks “It is a miracle that the Britannia government even manages to function, if this is an example of the nobles of that land.”

“You want how many pizzas delivered there?” she asks as she is not sure she had heard correctly the first time.

“I want 500 pizzas delivered there. Those poor creatures. I am sure that once they taste pizza, they will be freed from their primitive state and become contributing members to Britannia society.”

“and Goblins will stop farting and peeing on people.” she adds mentally. “Of course, my lord, we will get the pizzas made and delivered; however, this “July 4th” you mentioned has already passed.”

“Oh!” he exclaimed. “Well as long as they are delivered, I don’t care. Here is half of your payment.” he says as he hands her a generous check. “You will get the other half, once delivering is confirmed.”

“and how exactly are you going to confirm delivery?” she wonders privately. “Thank you, my lord, we will get working on your order right away.”

“Farewell, Miss Watson.”

“Farewell, my lord.”

WEES DOS FIREWERKS ON DA CRUISE...YAY
She waits until he uses the H-J Moongate to return to his own land before busting out into laughter. “Who needs the other half of payment when you pay so generously, my lord?” she says out loud sarcastically.


Independence Pizza Cruise, an KAV event
Monday, July 14th, 2014 at 8 PM EST
Meeting at the Skara Brae Community Center, Trammel

500 hundred pizzas are to be delivered where? Come and find out!
 

whiterabbit

Stratics Legend
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
Campaign Supporter
WEEEA DOS FIRE WERRKS ON DA CRUISE YAY'
BRING YOOS OWN:hula:
 

old gypsy

Grand Poobah
Professional
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
Campaign Patron
...She waits until he uses the H-J Moongate to return to his own land before busting out into laughter. “Who needs the other half of payment when you pay so generously, my lord?” she says out loud sarcastically.
A small goblin lurking in the shadows [actually peeing in a dark corner] overheard the remark. "Oh-ohs" he thought. "Dat person sounz lik herz mite notz eben deliber dose pitzas. Mees dont trusts herz. Mees betters bringz mees own."
 

Speranza

Slightly Crazed
Alumni
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
Thanks guys! Was lots of fun to eat pizza with you last night! I wonder how the Orcs will deal with all that grease....
 
Top