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[whiterabbit]

Wees, da Goblins ub Pitmuck, declair dat wees bees an indiginious en minoritiee population ub Britannia, en wees bees entitleds ta da offishul stutis ub “Domestick Dependent Nashun” wits da rites ub “Tribel Soverntee” – i.e. wit authoritee ta govern weeuns owns selves en establish weeuns own corts.
Weeuns heerbyes petishun da rumoreds king ub Britannia aka Lord Blackthorn guy toos declair da land ub Pitmuck to bees “Tribel Terratorrie” fereber, ta bees heldz inz perpatuaties bye da goblins fereber en eber even iffin Pitmuck sinz inta da oshun sumday.
Wees respectfullies submits dis petitshun to Lord Blackthorny guy

 

[Bennu]

 

[Riyana]

I think the King just might if Ozog proposes this in a Council meeting again!

 

[Lady_Rachel]

*polishes rune to the moat*

 

[Andrasta]

Better make that moat larger....

 

[Lady CaT]

Noooooooo! OZOG! Tear up that petition immediately!

If you govern yourselves why are you petitioning the King for a declaration! *sighs*
You sure you want to be a Dependent nation?! *shakes head*
If you put words to paper the humans may hold you to them!
You better study your words more carefully!

Your friend,
Dread Lady CaT

 

[Flair]

I'll back up Ozog's words...

 

[Lady CaT]

I'll back up Ozog's words...

I happen to know goblins do better with drawing pictures!

 

[whiterabbit]

Noooooooo! OZOG! Tear up that petition immediately!

If you govern yourselves why are you petitioning the King for a declaration! *sighs*
You sure you want to be a Dependent nation?! *shakes head*
If you put words to paper the humans may hold you to them!
You better study your words more carefully!

Your friend,
Dread Lady CaT

GIRKLE WE HABES ICKY READS WORDS TO USINS AGGAIN

 

[old gypsy]

Lucy Little has managed to reason with Icky (as far as it is possible to reason with goblins). Hopefully Ozog the Wise will also remember that Ideals and Realities are not always compatible.