(Player Event) The Pitmuck Derby, July 3rd at 8pm EST

[DreadLord Lestat]

Pitmuck and Jhelom will be co-sponsoring the Pitmuck Derby. The race will be held on July 3rd at 8pm EST. Come and race or come and root for your favorite contestant!

It is a horse race around Pitmuck Island. Contestants will only be allowed to ride standard horses that are available for purchase by a stable master.

The track is the outside of the island which is periodically marked by pink rocks. There are 8 mandatory stopping stations also in pink with a pink bag. In each bag, you will find instructions telling you what to do. This is in place to help ensure that contestants are not cheating. The race will consist of a soon to be determined number of laps around Pitmuck Island.

If the race is well received, it will be held quarterly and the mounts will change from race to race.



The Pitmuck Derby is proudly sponsored by King Ozog of Pitmuck and Governor Scabby of Jhelom.

 

[whiterabbit]

GET YUR PONIES TRAINED. THIS THE 1ST LEG OB THE CHESSY TRIPE CROWN.
RACES WILL BE ONCE A MONTH, 2ND LEG WILL BE JELOHM, THIRD LEG WILL BE IN MINOC

 

[Riyana]

Silly goblins. Ponies have four legs!

 

[whiterabbit]

dey dos?

 

[TehanChesapeake]

They make good stew too !

 

[old gypsy]

They make good stew too !

Nooooooooooooo!

 

[Speranza]

I prefer stew made out of goat.

 

[Riyana]

 

[old gypsy]

Icky just declared she is going vegetarian.

 

[TehanChesapeake]

Tell her she cant ride a giant cucumber for the race.. She needs something we ca do stew with..

 

[old gypsy]

Tell her she cant ride a giant cucumber for the race.. She needs something we ca do stew with..

Tehan, goblins can't ride... which may, perhaps, explain the callouses on the soles of their feet.

 

[old gypsy]

I saw Icky playing "Let's Pretend" at the finish line tonight.

 

[BrianFreud]

Grab the ostards, I can hold a fourth leg at the Hidden Valley Complex

 

[whiterabbit]

meees gets wif yoos

 

[whiterabbit]

LOOKS LIKE DIE GOTTA BEES MOBED GRRRRRR DUMBY EMS

 

[whiterabbit]

POSTPONED DUE TO EMS AN DA KING

PEEES ON DRAMNAR

 

[EMDrosselmeyer]

Please note that we moved the time of Thursdays event to 10 PM to avoid conflict so there is no need for you to postpone. Apologies that we posted it for 8 PM to start, it was an oversight on my part as for some reason I thought your derby was on Wednesday.

 

[whiterabbit]

GIRKLE

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

Yay!

 

[whiterabbit]

A DAY AT THE RACES

 

[whiterabbit]

BUMP IT BACK ON SAME TIME SAME DAY SAME PLACE

 

[Riyana]

A fine time!