(Player News) Day one of our shard take over...

[Unicorn Puppies]

We came in to find guilds TNK and NPS failing miserably at killing the champ in the keep. We decided to put them out of their misery, and killed them several times. We then noticed some stealth archer GoldenRod trying to help us (as if we needed help lawl). Anyways we decided to allow this lessor pvper assist us. Then the guild Yolo came charging in and we killed them several times. They did get a few lucky strikes however, more so then the trammel champ farming guilds did. Then some Starscream guy came running around trying to kill us. It was almost adorable. Our new mascot offered the assistance of his guild to slay the champ, we agreed. After 5 hours and the destruction of the egos of our foe's, we left with the glory and the scrolls!

This shard is weak but you did play hard. See you next time. Time for us to go eat more food.


P.S. Thank you for the help B^L, but our temporary alliance has broken. We like to fly solo.

 

[Flutter]

Can I be in your guild? I like to play my stealth archer mostly. I wont be much help but I can foot people...
I am friends with B^L and stuff but Giggles said it was OK and she's the boss.

 

[Aedon Durreah]

WTF. you so pwnzered those nubs.

I challenge you both to a poetry reading contest.

 

[Flutter]

I challenge you both to a poetry reading contest.

Ok I will start:

“I admit,
I was afraid
to love.
Not just love,
but to love her.
For she was a stunning
mystery. She carried things
deep inside her that no one
has yet to understand,
and I,
I was afraid to fail,
like the others.

She was the ocean
and i was just a boy
who loved the waves
but was completely
terrified to
swim.”
― Christopher Poindexter

 

[Aedon Durreah]

Ok I will start:

“I admit,
I was afraid
to love.
Not just love,
but to love her.
For she was a stunning
mystery. She carried things
deep inside her that no one
has yet to understand,
and I,
I was afraid to fail,
like the others.

She was the ocean
and i was just a boy
who loved the waves
but was completely
terrified to
swim.”
― Christopher Poindexter

*swoons*
I am utterly undone
It is not through power of might
Nor dark intents that I find defeat
But in her eyes

Those eyes which look deep within'
And see the uncertainty that lies deep
I am laid bare, made weak
With little chance to triumph

And yet though defeat lies before me
Though I fall on this field, perhaps
Never to rise again
I am content

For in surrendering to those eyes
Handing myself over completely to her
I find peace at last
And am once again made whole

Aedon Durreah-FTW

 

[Krinkle]

So, you were run off your home shard and looked for a shard that no longer contains any pvp guilds? You needed to prop your ego up and fought all of the pvm guilds.... how sad...

 

[Unicorn Puppies]

So, you were run off your home shard and looked for a shard that no longer contains any pvp guilds? You needed to prop your ego up and fought all of the pvm guilds.... how sad...

Ah see, that's where you are wrong my humble trammelite. We don't have a home shard, we just dominate everywhere. We prefer going where the food is, and giving lots and lots of hugs.

 

[Giggles]

No pvp guilds? lol. You will never find us, or all the fights, sitting in guards all day =(

 

[Flutter]

lol