Two goblins walk into a bar...

[War Wizard]

...the 3rd one ducks.

 

[Varingian]

Horse walks into a bar. Bar tender asks, "Why the long face?".

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[Flutter]

Dat bar mus be low, I knowed becuz whiterabbit OZOG bees a shorty.

 

[virtualhabitat]

A Pirate walks into a bar with his ship's steering wheel tucked neatly in his pants. The bartender looks up, "Um...sir, you have a steering wheel in your pants!"

"Arrrrrrr... I know! It be drivin' me nuts!"

 

[Flutter]

A Pirate walks into a bar with his ship's steering wheel tucked neatly in his pants. The bartender looks up, "Um...sir, you have a steering wheel in your pants!"

"Arrrrrrr... I know! It be drivin' me nuts!"

LOL

 

[kelmo]

 

[Lorax_Pacific]

Why do dragons sleep during the day?

Because they're afraid of knights.

-Lorax

 

[MalagAste]

They told me I had type A blood , but it was a type-O.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down!

When chemists die, they barium.

 

[The Zog historian]

Heisenberg was driving very fast and was pulled over by a policeman. The policeman exclaimed, "Do you realize that you were going 100 miles per hour?!" Heisenberg replied, "Ah blast, now I'm lost!"

 

[Lorax_Pacific]

What was Lord British's castle famous for?

Its knight life.

-Lorax

 

[Lady Michelle]

Q: How many quarters does it take to play that new Lord of the Rings pinball game???

A: None: it only takes Tolkiens.

Literal Thinking
In the city of Minis Tirith, the old blacksmith realized he was tired of working so hard and would soon retire. So he picked out a strong young man to become his apprentice. The old fellow was crabby and exacting. "Don't ask me a lot of questions," he told the boy. "Just do whatever I tell you to do."

One day the old blacksmith took an iron out of the forge and laid it on the anvil. "Get the hammer over there," he said. "When I nod my head, hit it real good and hard."

Minis Tirith is now looking for a new blacksmith.

 

[Kelly O'Brian]

A naked goblin and a thirsty one meet on da street.
"Whazzup?"
"Laz head to da city, dere me know adressbar"!

 

[old gypsy]

This thread reminds me of the story about the cannibal who passed a missionary in the jungle...

 

[virtualhabitat]

 

[Ruppy2]

Q:Why were there no more turkeys after after Publish 85?
A: Because everyone was a goblin!

 

[Acid Rain]

What do you call a tamer without any followers? A virgin.

Warrior: "I can kill a guy in 3 special moves !"
Mage: "I can kill a guy in 2 instant hit combos !"
Tamer: "I can kill a guy with one command !"
Bard: "I can get three idiots to kill a guy for me."

How do you defeat a band of over powered sampires, warriors, archers, and mages?
"You arrive at the dungeon. The door is locked."

 

[Wolfman]

A skeleton walks into a bar and says “Give me a beer and a mop.”