Spell book while slapping a tambourine on your thigh. Bull Horn or Cowbell solo handed. For macers a hollowed out club or bassoon. Split blade for sword and fencer with a tuning fork sound. Archer is easy. Already a stick with a string, Gourd Bow or flutes with fletching. Huge neck harness hung kettle drum with parry bonus. Numbchuckles for the SE crew. Two handed mace weapon that steals their sound from the Blueman Group.
Yes I miss the 3rd dawn dancing. Just add in the Teabag Monkey Stump steps for the PVPers. For lesser CHAT noise.
Untill shackles are added to the code mage desk all great ideals go on the list. Fold up that printed list and you can level out three legged couch.