Ozog Giantfart Arrested

[Tamergirl]

The Goblin, Ozog Giantfart was arrested today while caught in the act of peeing on and damaging the city stone of Skara Brae. He also peed on and ruined the carpet in Skara Community center. Belle Starr, sheriff of Skara witnessed the act, and also Ozog was laughing and taunting the citizens of Skara and the Governor in chat channel.
Ozog has been placed in the jail at the Govenor of Skara Brae's office until Bond has been set.

 

[chargar42]

One Ozog Giantfart was arrested today while caught in the act of peeing on and damaging the city stone of Skara Brae. He also peed on and ruined the carpet in Skara Community center. Belle Starr, sheriff of Skara witnessed the act, and also Ozog was laughing and taunting the citizens of Skara and the Governor in chat channel.
Ozog has been placed in the jail at the Govenor of Skara Brae's office until Bond has been set.

Job well done Sheriff Belle Starr!!

 

[Ashlynn_L]

Three cheers for justice and civilisation!

 

[whiterabbit]

was an accident
meees dribbled

 

[Tamergirl]

was an accident
meees dribbled

That was no dribble, The carpets were soaked from one end to the other..and the town stone was drenched and it heading towards flooding the bank.
New Charges have been filed against the Goblin Ozog Giantfart. They are as follows:
*Arson 1st degree- Starting fires in jail cell
*Assault on a Government Official-Peed on Governor CharGar
*Attempted Murder -Attempted to Poison Prison Guards

 

[whiterabbit]

ALL A MISUDDER STANDING.YOOS JUMPED TO CONCLUSIONS
COULD BEEN A HORSEY PEES ON YO STUFF *NODS NODS*
OZOG

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

Mees peed all ober wen mees went an visited him an no ones arest mees!!! LAUFS!!

Scabby

 

[Aran]

Keep him there. What a horrid little creature he is.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

i find this all quite intriguing. and here i thought that the goblins were a respected (if somewhat smelly) part of society. i had no idea of the harsh discrimination some westerners seem to place on the creatures.

 

[Tamergirl]

'Tis not discrimination, it is their utter lack of respect for city properties and doing damages to such.
Skara Brae is associated with Shamino, who under previous rule, was urged to go and slay the goblins. As much as that ruler is no longer with us in this realm, Our city still abides by such teachings. Even as the goblins who are here now and frequent the cities of Britannia, are more "civilized" in having their own townships and participating in Citizen run events, it still must be stated that they must follow the laws as any other citizen of the realm are required to do. Vandalism and defacing government property, are the lesser of the charges laid upon the goblin. Our city will not tolerate this from anyone, let alone a goblin. When fires are started in the Governor's Jails, the Governor herself assaulted, and attempted murder on her guards by poisoning, I see no discrimination or harshness. Justice and Truth shall be sought in these matters.

 

[DreadLord Lestat]

Deer Sherif lady,

Wees da Gobbies of Pitmuck ar makin a formal onbekton to da treetment of usin Gobbies. We neber wuz doin dem tings until yoos hummies put a kills on site target on usin Gobbies. Sumtimes we mite hab peed where wees wuznt suposd to but wees didn do its on purpus, sumtime wees cant hold its. Wees wuz nice an passed out ice creems to hummies in Skara. Wees gonna Gobbupy Skara an keep peein untils yoos bees nice to usins. No mor lisinen to Ashlynn cuz she gibes yoos bad ideas!!

 

[whiterabbit]

meeee tinks dey betters reads King blackthorns book on devesrity

 

[Aran]

Diversity is just a polite way of saying there's us, and then there's them. And them is wrong.

 

[Calkano]

yoos cudda jus ask him ta stop yoos kno