$C$ would like to report a theft

[SuperKen]

Howdy folks.

Unfortunately, I come today with grave tidings. Cartel Island has had a theft of very significant value.

To be more specific, this is what our docks usually look like:

And this is what it looks like today:

THERE'S NO DOLPHIN. ONE OF THEM IS MISSING.

We would very much like to have our dolphin back. The other one gets lonely without its twin.

 

[Amber Witch]

I'm gonna guess it was one of these people: Dolphin Haters!

 

[Atrocitus]

What a coincidence. I happen to have a can of tuna free dolphin sitting on my table. *nom nom nom*

 

[SuperKen]

STILL NO DOLPHIN.

THIS ISN'T A JOKE POST. WE REALLY ARE MISSING IT.

 

[Frarc]

Yelling won't make things go faster. Please keep things nice.

 

[DJAd]

It got bored an swam to a new location. It's part of the next story arc. Finding it!

 

[SuperKen]

Yelling won't make things go faster. Please keep things nice.

An acknowledgment of the issue would help. Seeing as how there's been no response, and the "issue" is easily resolved within a few minutes, I maintain that I may respond to this thread in any way I like.

 

[Frarc]

An acknowledgment of the issue would help. Seeing as how there's been no response, and the "issue" is easily resolved within a few minutes, I maintain that I may respond to this thread in any way I like.

I agree with that they could acknowledge things. And you should keep fighting for this good and nobel cause. But i don't like posts with all capslocks.

 

[EMCrysania]

SuperKen, Your dolphin has been reported as missing. Hopefully it didn't swim away and that nasty bugger of a Scalis didn't decide to make a snack out of it.