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[EM News] Olympic Winners Announced

WarderDragon

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Olympic Winners Announced
EM Crysania

A big Thank You to all who came and participated in the Baja Olympics last night!
Here is the list of the winners in each category:

Archery Class:
Gold ----Debi
Silver----Mother Teresa
Bronze--Meanie Monster

Polar Bear Summoning:
Gold----Old Man
Silver---James
Bronze--Tenoctris

Synchronized Diving:
Gold----The 3 C's- Bogartt, Handalf, and Wildstar
Silver---The Naked Bums- Bronston, Nicholas, and Yattering
Bronze--The Skinny Dippers- Amber Witch and Tenoctris

Daemon Tipping:
Gold-----Meanie Monster
Silver----Megara
Bronze--Tenoctris

Horse Race Death Run:
Gold-----Sholto
Silver----Fig the Ancient
Bronze--*To be determined*

( I checked my journal this morning, and according to what it shows that is the correct order of the finishers. Bronze will be determined when I get in contact with a couple of names that are showing in journal. So sorry for the mix up between Gold and Silver Medal winners last night)

Strongman/Woman:
*Postponed*

The medals have been placed at the Baja Awards Hall and Museum for your viewing!

A special Thank you to EM Mystique from Napa Valley for being our "Sideline Official" for the games!
 
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WarderDragon

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The poor thing was having a hard time last night. She announced the Bronze ...and the Bronze winner replied that she hadn't been in the race.

Oh well. We still love her. *smirks*
 

Fig_The_Ancient

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Always!!!!!!!!(onre of the few views we share...I am guessing we are now Frienemies)..was still a blast....
 
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Lindae Lives

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Always!!!!!!!!(onre of the few views we share...I am guessing we are now Frienemies)..was still a blast....
Tarrant does not have frenemies. He has enemies, and he has targets for his belligerent sexual tension.

Which are you?

...thank you for forgiving me, incidentally. You have saved my marriage.
 
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WarderDragon

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Tarrant does not have frenemies. He has enemies, and he has targets for his belligerent sexual tension.

Which are you?

...thank you for forgiving me, incidentally. You have saved my marriage.
Mm. Indeed.

Speaking of ...it's time I seduced our new EM out of that robe of hers.
 
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Lindae Lives

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Speaking of ...it's time I seduced our new EM out of that robe of hers.
Goodness, yes. "Mystique." What a name. Even I find that a little alluring, and I-... well, you all know what I'm like.

You do realise that they cannot physically remove the robe, though? Not unless they want to remove their skin with it. Of course, you are probably into such depravity, I'd not put a damn thing past you nowadays.
 

WarderDragon

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I eat people.

...and besides, I've seen Seppo naked. It can be done.
 

Lindae Lives

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How dare you.

Well, you are-... you are more... pale... uh, you are-... damn it! WHY CAN'T I QUIT YOU *runs out in hysterics*
 

Lindae Lives

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Mentioning Ifan tends to kill my romantic mood. I imagine him standing there at the end of the bed. Staring. Just staring.

Also, I now have a functioning circulatory system and contain just as much blood as your average virginal maiden. And you're not getting any of it! Hah!

...now that you have totally destroyed my sense of wellbeing, I am leaving. *slinks out in shame*
 

Alouenikah

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*locks him in the bedroom*

i am sory he came back to life extra-crazy, is hard to keep him from making scenes at all times

forgive me mr. tarant
 
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