Usually because I end up being the fool.
So far today:
I woke up to a phone call from my sister-in-law in tears telling me that the faucet my brother and I installed in their house had busted and flooded their entire kitchen. After trying to calm her down and explain how to close a valve for a few minutes she started laughing at me and I could hear my brother laughing in the background... very funny.
Then I met a friend for lunch and the waitress brought us a bill for $500, $470 in service charges. We both started freaking out and looked up to see she had a huge grin on her face and handed us the real one.
Everyone's a comedian today. My phone is off and I'm not going out anymore. I'm just going to watch movies or something because not even the internet is safe on this terrible day...
So far today:
I woke up to a phone call from my sister-in-law in tears telling me that the faucet my brother and I installed in their house had busted and flooded their entire kitchen. After trying to calm her down and explain how to close a valve for a few minutes she started laughing at me and I could hear my brother laughing in the background... very funny.
Then I met a friend for lunch and the waitress brought us a bill for $500, $470 in service charges. We both started freaking out and looked up to see she had a huge grin on her face and handed us the real one.
Everyone's a comedian today. My phone is off and I'm not going out anymore. I'm just going to watch movies or something because not even the internet is safe on this terrible day...