town criers

[whiterabbit]

Mees lubs talking to town criers. Dey says funny tings ,now. But Goblins no causes wrinkles !!!
Ozog
Pitmuck

 

[Mirt]

Well that sure means that I am going to have to log in before Emma gets here and see what they are saying.

 

[Ashlynn_L]

They are saying that goblins spread disease and smell and cause all kinds of trouble and they also tell lies. Mountains of lies. And make accusations towards humble, honest, innocent reporters about trying to murder them.

 

[whiterabbit]

They are saying that goblins spread disease and smell and cause all kinds of trouble and they also tell lies. Mountains of lies. And make accusations towards humble, honest, innocent reporters about trying to murder them.

YOOS DOED WIGGLES DAT ROPE SO MEEES WOULD FALLS, YOOS ALSO PUTS ORGE FATS ON IT TO MAKE IT SLIPPERY FOR MEES.

 

[Mirt]

Now now you two trying to kill each other is wrong. Don't make me seperate you and lecture you both on compassion and honor...

 

[whiterabbit]

Now now you two trying to kill each other is wrong. Don't make me seperate you and lecture you both on compassion and honor...

*ears droop* mees sworry. but cant kills herz, herz already dead.

 

[Mirt]

Well umm. Err.. I don't really have a speech for the undead.... ummm play nice and umm eat ice cream. *looks for book of Truth*. Umm Ashlynn don't kill ice cream goblins becuase undead goblins are not fun also they lose their sense of taste so the ice cream is bad. Ozog Undead are people too so give them some ice cream and some love. There you go folks thats all I got!

 

[Ashlynn_L]

I am not undead. See? More LIES from the LYING goblin. Infact I heard from this scholar at the Lyceum who does not wish to be named that goblins have a special organ in their brains called the Calumny Node that has direct links to their mouth. As a result they can only tell LIES. It's about the size of a peanut and it looks green and rotten.

Said scholar told me when he removed it with his trusty rusty scalpal, it grew a tiny maw which uttered a few obscenities before it finally went inactive and dead. There's a bit of goblin anatomical trivia for you!

 

[Mirt]

Ok now could peace be brokered if the goblins made some mushroom ice cream? I think that could make all parties happy and allow us knights to ummm.... what is it I do when I am not breaking up reporter goblin fights.... tend to Emma! Yeah thats the ticket.

 

[whiterabbit]

I am not undead. See? More LIES from the LYING goblin. Infact I heard from this scholar at the Lyceum who does not wish to be named that goblins have a special organ in their brains called the Calumny Node that has direct links to their mouth. As a result they can only tell LIES. It's about the size of a peanut and it looks green and rotten.

Said scholar told me when he removed it with his trusty rusty scalpal, it grew a tiny maw which uttered a few obscenities before it finally went inactive and dead. There's a bit of goblin anatomical trivia for you!

ok mebe yoos just loksee undead. You needs sum sun real bads. *looks for recipe fer shoom ice creams*Wees got no nodies in usins heads !!!

 

[Mirt]

Well at least there will be a new ice cream flavor!

 

[whiterabbit]

They are saying that goblins spread disease and smell and cause all kinds of trouble and they also tell lies. Mountains of lies. And make accusations towards humble, honest, innocent reporters about trying to murder them.

HERZ USES YELODOG JOURALIZM !!