[UO Herald] Noteworthy Persons - The Yattering

[UO News]

If you have visited the shard Baja you might have encountered a quite original being called The Yattering. With Mesanna's help we were able to address him, ask him some questions, and get away without getting bitten - although he was constantly eyeing our notice book. Here are his answers:

How do you keep your teeth so sharp?
Mama say "no more bitings." yatter gnawing guardy bones now.

How do you like living in a tree?
loves yattertree!

Can you tell us what it was like being part of the town guards and why you quit?
no quit! yattering best guardy ever! ON OR! coooo-rage! doo-teee!*

[*Yatterese for Honor, Courage and Duty. The editor]

If you were to have a pet what would it be?
yattering want a Seppy-pet! Mama make a Seppy-doll for yatterbed please?

People seem to either love you or hate you, do you know why that is?
no Mama. yattery adorable! how no lovings me?

Where did you live before you came to Britannia?
yatter was livings in Abyss. they say yattery annoying. big demons toss yattery out.

Where is the rest of your family?
demons throw yattery out. no family but Mama now. yattering have gobliny-friends though. missings Bom Evilstench.

How did you become Mesanna’s Pet?
was bitings knees as faire. bit Mama. Mama bite back. LOVE!

What do you like to do that you enjoy the most for fun?
makings fire, bothering guardys and killing Seppy. *cackles*

We have noticed that you like collecting Guard items of clothing, which ones are you still missing?
needings pair of looker-helpers from funny-eye guardy.

If you could do anything in this world what would you like to do?
cuddling Mama while she kills everyone with herd of super-killer fire-breathing greater paragon ice cows of death.

How much money did you make in your kissing booth that was a part of the Fall Festival?
yatter get ball of yarn, chewed cookie, and kissy from very ugly boy. yuck!

What do you feel is your most valued possession of all your treasures?
yattery cuddles Brackybones when Mama no here.

Is there any truth to the rumor that you can’t handle your spiced holiday Cider?
*hic* juice makes world do spinnings, yattery walk funny and fall out of tree. no likings fishys either. make yattertummy sick. only yatterberry brandy and yatterfish no make sick.

Last but not least is there anything you want to tell us about yourself so everyone can love you as much as I do?
people thinkings yattering a gobliny. no gobliny. yatter a demon! everyone should love yattery! Mama kill ones who don't! *cackles*

PS: mean peoples take all yatterberry bushes away. Mama make one grow for crunchys and munchys? Also Mama turn Godivy into pink squirrel? *cackles*





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[Sevin0oo0]

beats the other interviews I've seen. Thanks!

 

[Cetric]

haha oh man. I miss seeing this aspect of uo.:bowdown:

 

[sativa green]

is this what UO offers instead of content?

 

[whiterabbit]

*WABES* to yattering. aarp friend goos to hears doin goos. Yoo neeeds any more ice creams?

sees yoos soon

Ozog



ps. uo has been and will have rp in it !!!!

 

[Amber Witch]

is this what UO offers instead of content?

This is a player char. This is what a player has contributed to UO.

*goes back to repairing armor that has bite marks*

 

[Jade of Sonoma]

Did I hear that right?

-- a herd of
super-killer fire-breathing greater paragon ice cows of death ???



- - - - - - - - - - drool !!!

- - - - or - - am I still asleep and dreaming?

 

[Prawn]

Why is it only certain low population shards / asian shards get most of the attention..

 

[Cetric]

Why is it only certain low population shards / asian shards get most of the attention..

And why is everyone complaining?

 

[Felonious Monk]

Did I hear that right?

-- a herd of
super-killer fire-breathing greater paragon ice cows of death ???



- - - - - - - - - - drool !!!

- - - - or - - am I still asleep and dreaming?

Are they tame able and if so where do they spawn?
Do they need yatterberry stew to main the fire breath?

 

[Felonious Monk]

is this what UO offers instead of content?

It IS content
Like it or not

 

[Silverbrook]

Characters like the Yattering are why I made the move from a shard I called 'home' for over a decade to Baja.

Baja is home to a plethora of extremely colorful characters, of which the Yattering is just one. They have talking magechickens, alcoholic town criers, dogs, sight impaired guards, overtly suggestive council members, ice cream serving goblins, and bacon obsessed warriors... and that is just off the top of my head.

I hate to sound as if I am selling something, but the role play there is a complete breath of fresh air to the 'been there, done that' syndrome that so many players from so many shards face. I would actually recommend to anyone who enjoys role play to even create a secondary character on Baja just to see it for yourself. Sure, Baja is not always 'hopping', and lacks the sheer volume of players certain shards have. Yet what it lacks in volume, it makes up for in community spirit and sheer entertainment value.

 

[hen]

Player content is the best thing this game ever produced. I hate letting the devs off the hook by saying that but it's true.

 

[WildStar]

UO is a MMORPG.

Just to refresh people's memory that stand for:

Massively
Multiple
Online
Role
Playing
Game

WildStar

 

[Yalp]

The only good Yattering is the one in my stew pot!

 

[jwauk99]

Best Interview Ever.

(10x times better than the usual EM interviews which... the first one was nice, but every EM interview since then has been a carbon copy of the first... a bit boring, bah)

Let's see more player-character interviews or perhaps EM-RPC interviews! Great job UO Herald!

 

[War Wizard]

*smacks the Yattering on the head*.... "stand at attention!!!" yells the West Brit Town Guard, Ric Flair.

 

[Velvathos]

Europa happens to be a fantastic shard for roleplaying, Catskills(meh, use to be good.) But ended up coming down to spreading gossip and cybering in taverns. Currently I am both on Europa and Pacific(which is ok, but not great) And Chesa has PaxLair(which has been slow lately but still very fun.) And while Baja has lower volume of players, at least they have fun from what I have seen, they have players who role-play very well, it's a bit more colorful and comedic than what I have seen elsewhere.

And then there is Atlantic..

 

[WarderDragon]

I hate to sound as if I am selling something, but the role play there is a complete breath of fresh air to the 'been there, done that' syndrome that so many players from so many shards face. I would actually recommend to anyone who enjoys role play to even create a secondary character on Baja just to see it for yourself. Sure, Baja is not always 'hopping', and lacks the sheer volume of players certain shards have. Yet what it lacks in volume, it makes up for in community spirit and sheer entertainment value.

I can vouch for Baja being one of the better RP Shards on UO.

But that's because I'm there. And there I am a god. Come bask in my glow.

 

[Silverbrook]

But that's because I'm there. And there I am a god. Come bask in my glow.