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Mervyn

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Can someone design me a signature strip please? for Mervyn dictator of 2.0, the strip should have German nationalist socialist overtones.
 

Petra Fyde

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A reminder that Stratics Rules of Conduct apply to signatures.
Overtly sexist, racist or otherwise offensive signatures will be subject to removal and may, in some cases, have an adverse effect on the user's posting privileges
 
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Kiminality

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Will you be adding this bit of genius to the list in your sig?
It'd actually make the others look better by comparison, which is something I never imagined possible.
 

Adol

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Merv once more proves, as if Europa Chat wasn't enough, that he's more Adenoid Hynkel than Hitler, and if anyone's going to be shot around here, it's his own feet...

... still, to ease this pitiful sight, I've done what you asked and made a signature for you; It breaks the sig rules even further, but don't let that stop a bad boy like you!

 

Mervyn

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The content is great, but it needs to be the right dimension. And i don't log into General chat, i have people to filter any important information from it for me.
 

Gnoopey

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The content is great, but it needs to be the right dimension. And i don't log into General chat, i have people to filter any important information from it for me.
So you even lie blatantly and wickedly!
 

jasbos8

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Why is this post still up it is offensive and typical of this idiots idea of a joke,
 

Fluffi

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Will you be adding this bit of genius to the list in your sig?
It'd actually make the others look better by comparison, which is something I never imagined possible.
Merv once more proves, as if Europa Chat wasn't enough, that he's more Adenoid Hynkel than Hitler, and if anyone's going to be shot around here, it's his own feet...

*the forums' token Jew chuckles quietly*
 

Mervyn

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The struggle for world domination will be fought entirely between us, between Germans and Blues. All else is facade and illusion.
 

Fluffi

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Internet pseudo-Nazis are fun to play with.


I'll offer a suggestion for your signature, Mervyn:

1) You buy yourself an SS uniform and an Iron Cross from E-Bay.
2) I'll buy myself a stereotypical "comedy Jew" wig, complete with pe'ots, and a strap-on Shylock nose. (Had to spell it like that as Stratics doesn't like Hebrew fonts)
3) We wear our new outfits, and meet in the real world for a bit of real PvP.
4) An independant 3rd-party photographs the whole thing, and posts the resulting pictures as your forum signature.

How does that sound??


(You can, of course, wear your "I'm a bigot" steel-toecapped Doc Martens: I'll be wearing my "I've killed a lot more people than you have" special forces beret perched on top of my wig.)



I understand that you might find this a bit scary, so I've had a quick chat with Mrs Fluffi. She is prepared to step-in if necessary...

The mighty Mervyn vs. the small, middle-aged, (Jewish), woman, who has represented Britain in martial-arts World Championships.

Your choice.



We both await the National Socialist response with a great deal of anticipation.
 

Petra Fyde

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I think this has gone far enough. It started badly and could only get worse
 
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