Britannian High Council Candidate Speeches - Part 1: Astro. Handalf. Theresa.
The High Council Campaigns began with three speeches on the 18th.
You can view the details below.
Part 2 will be published soon.
The High Council Campaigns began with three speeches on the 18th.
You can view the details below.
Sir Astro the Bandit
"Free Cake for all who vote for me!"
Profession: Thief.
Associations: The Red Cap Gang. The Magincian Trading Co. Feluccan National Commitee.
Description:
- Intends to distribute cakes and pastries to all who vote for him (on election night?).
- He is here to support the people of the Old Kingdom. (Felucca.) Those abandoned and unrepresented in post-Trammel regimes.
- Is in need of campaign funds.
- All people will have a voice through him when he is elected. Most of all the downtrodden and those left behind.
- All Town Guards will be fired.
- In contrast to his above statement he intends to withdraw all forces - (OOC Guard Zones) - from Feluccan Cities.
Verdict: Carpetbagger.
Handalf the Chicken
"Bok!"
Profession: Hunter and Cock Fighter.
Associations: The Almost Famous Knighthood. The Sosarian Slug and Chicken Civil Liberties Union. Fowl United. Cock Fighting Rings in Cove and Luna.
Description:
- Real Britannians do not shun War. Do not whimper for Peace.
- Orcs. Pirates. All who threaten Britannia will be crushed once and for all.
- More Guard Patrols. More Guards. More Knights.
- Britannia will return to a pre-British form of Conquest for wealth. Plunder will be used to pay the Guard.
- The Independent and Border Kingdoms - those who do not threaten Britannia - have nothing to fear.
- Sewer and Infrastructure will be fixed.
- Guards will get taller boots?
Verdict: Warmongering Hawk.
Theresa the Happy Fool
Profession: Hunter and Guardswoman(?)
Associations: The Mage Tower. The Defenders of Britannia during the War of Corruption. (Bane War.)
Description:
- Dresses up just like Captain Jenkins.
- Will require two seats when she is elected. She intends to eat until she is fat.
- Will protect the Cities just as well as Queen Dawn did during the War of Corruption.
- Will pass laws that can be enforced.
- Will maintain Queen Dawns treaties with the Border Kingdoms.
- Fern will be given the role of arranging Festivals and Holidays.
- Taxation with be Voluntary.
- Government shouldn't intrude on peoples lives.
Verdict: Populist.
"Free Cake for all who vote for me!"
Profession: Thief.
Associations: The Red Cap Gang. The Magincian Trading Co. Feluccan National Commitee.
Description:
- Intends to distribute cakes and pastries to all who vote for him (on election night?).
- He is here to support the people of the Old Kingdom. (Felucca.) Those abandoned and unrepresented in post-Trammel regimes.
- Is in need of campaign funds.
- All people will have a voice through him when he is elected. Most of all the downtrodden and those left behind.
- All Town Guards will be fired.
- In contrast to his above statement he intends to withdraw all forces - (OOC Guard Zones) - from Feluccan Cities.
Verdict: Carpetbagger.
Handalf the Chicken
"Bok!"
Profession: Hunter and Cock Fighter.
Associations: The Almost Famous Knighthood. The Sosarian Slug and Chicken Civil Liberties Union. Fowl United. Cock Fighting Rings in Cove and Luna.
Description:
- Real Britannians do not shun War. Do not whimper for Peace.
- Orcs. Pirates. All who threaten Britannia will be crushed once and for all.
- More Guard Patrols. More Guards. More Knights.
- Britannia will return to a pre-British form of Conquest for wealth. Plunder will be used to pay the Guard.
- The Independent and Border Kingdoms - those who do not threaten Britannia - have nothing to fear.
- Sewer and Infrastructure will be fixed.
- Guards will get taller boots?
Verdict: Warmongering Hawk.
Theresa the Happy Fool
Profession: Hunter and Guardswoman(?)
Associations: The Mage Tower. The Defenders of Britannia during the War of Corruption. (Bane War.)
Description:
- Dresses up just like Captain Jenkins.
- Will require two seats when she is elected. She intends to eat until she is fat.
- Will protect the Cities just as well as Queen Dawn did during the War of Corruption.
- Will pass laws that can be enforced.
- Will maintain Queen Dawns treaties with the Border Kingdoms.
- Fern will be given the role of arranging Festivals and Holidays.
- Taxation with be Voluntary.
- Government shouldn't intrude on peoples lives.
Verdict: Populist.
Part 2 will be published soon.