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Honestly, I can't display this bear at my house...

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Gunga_Din

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It would destroy my evil image !!! At least a flower I could handle, but a freaking teddy bear !!!

I'm EVIL !!! EVIL I say !!!! Stinking bear :(

Did the dev team ask Gareth for input on this one?
 
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Tazar

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Align it in a guillotine ready to be sliced up.
Align it in the hand of an arch demon ready to be crushed.
Place it in the middle of a corpse worth of body parts with a throbbing heart in it's hand as if it just tore someone apart.

Use your evil imagination... something will arise.
 

QueenZen

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It would destroy my evil image !!! At least a flower I could handle, but a freaking teddy bear !!!

I'm EVIL !!! EVIL I say !!!! Stinking bear :(

Did the dev team ask Gareth for input on this one?
Well ye can do all the things Tazar suggested. And possibly see if maybe it can be dyed evil black or something sitting upon a blood tile on ye porch, if it dyes with plant or tok dyes.

Or think of the cute lil bear as a *fishing lure* in a purely evil way.

Slap some pretty flowers around it, and a border of prior holidays' gingerbread cookies and lollipops, on ye porch.
If a home *looks evil* whom in their right mind, will go there ?

Everyone could think they are approaching the home of some cute and cuddly kind sweetheart, if ye put bear on porch with cookies and lollipops, :) but lo and behold it will be their doom...

cuz ya used cutesy bear, as a ' fishin' lure' to bring in all the innocent Hanzels and Grettels, to your home and to your evil oven, to :eyes: to rob them or bake them in ye oven of...death !
 

TheGrimmOmen

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It would destroy my evil image !!! At least a flower I could handle, but a freaking teddy bear !!!

I'm EVIL !!! EVIL I say !!!! Stinking bear :(

Did the dev team ask Gareth for input on this one?
Hahahaha! You guys are killing me!

-GO
 

Basara

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Just keep in your room so you can play with it like Dark Helmet and his dolls....
 

Mark Trail

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YES good labels

Double click the bear and you can add 3 lines of text labels like the old Valentine heart cupids. The lines appear below the bear's name when you mouse over it.

1- I love you Red, I love you so much,
2- I make you puke
3- with my cuddly touch.
 
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