Funny Story To Tell

[Elmer Fudd]

SuperStition was in our guild for many years and was considered by most a friend...he happned to kill my farmer down in hyloth one day so I follwed him through his gate back to his tower just to talk with him and ask how he was doing and how much he happend to get off me...ie (Silver) toon had a junk lrc suit on....so I stand outside his house and he doesnt come out to say hi, wont except my invite to talk in chat...basically just ignores me completley...actually kinda shocked me....but ah well...chaulk it up maybe he was busy and in a hurry,,,made another attempt to chat with him and same thing....so I happen to start pvping last night for the first time in months....

I happen to type over chat that I had Two of (Fats) 3mill each suits one of which is Supers....and I would put them in a bag and give back to them at my castle....I know this maybe a bit rough....but it was extremely funny taking these screen shots of them waiting outside my castle for me and I never responded and let them sit out there for 15 min spamming crap in chat and crying rivers as there suits decayed in my trash can.....funny what happens when bridges are burned huh?,,,,lol

Just figured Id put a funny UO PvP Jerry Springer Baby Mama Drama Story out there for your reading pleasure....Im sorry for the Queen Zen post....I rarely make these this long,,,,i just found it poetic justice....LOL

 

[SoulWeaver]

LoL, I Love You....

 

[Elmer Fudd]

LoL, I Love You....

I know ya do buddy...lol

 

[Critical Gaming]

Elmer you need to ICQ me, I got vet rewards finally and I remembered you wanted something from it.

 

[Elmer Fudd]

Elmer you need to ICQ me, I got vet rewards finally and I remembered you wanted something from it.

I know you did you bastage!!!!!

I was going to come to your house with a UO batt and start putting in some work on your knee caps.....



LOL

Thanks Crunch, I will, ive been starting toplay again, so Ive been in vent more frequently now....thanks bud

 

[Elmer Fudd]

Another Suit of supers went poof....i kept all imbued gear and weapons of course....but this is suit three of theres that went poof....I just didnt get the first two, i threw them away while the tools were standing outside my castle,,,cause it was funny....lol

This is For diablo, cause he doenst beleive im tossing there gear...im finally fed up with him and his crap...eveyone else,,,i give back for free,,,,not him or anyone who runs with him

 

[HaHa]

Lol, man I miss posts like these!

 

[Elmer Fudd]

Lol, man I miss posts like these!

I know..,,,you gotta hear em cry in chat....its a constant state of Whaaaaa Whaaaaaaa


lol

 

[Elmer Fudd]

Awwww.......Look where super ended up again tonight now...Farmer Vrs Farmer and look who lost....Poor bastage go's down more then a porn star....:loser:

 

[Malagar T'sarran]

way to trap people with bagball son and kill with pet

LOLZ

im waiting till have a more screenshot of ur corpse alrdy got two

 

[Chardonnay]

Great stories Elmer always good to see FAT treated like a turd...

 

[Elmer Fudd]

way to trap people with bagball son and kill with pet

LOLZ

im waiting till have a more screenshot of ur corpse alrdy got two

Yep, you prolly do, I already said I have died to you guys...i just think its funny, I die on a naked farmer and I kill you guys with 3 mill gold suits on...Hell diablo, ill keep making that trade all day long...a junk mongbat looted lrc suit vrs an imbued high end faction arties suit with rares....Wow thats a tough one to figure out....LMAO

Ive only been back for three days and your guild is down 9mill in suits...Im a one man wrecking crew...Woooot Woooot

Now get back in chat and Cry cry cry like you guys are good at....:loser:

 

[Elmer Fudd]

Great stories Elmer always good to see FAT treated like a turd...

Thanks Man...

BTW....Chard? Do you see any bagballs around his looted naked corpse?

I sure dont....looks like he was caught trying to run away....and just didnt make it....

 

[Malagar T'sarran]

Thanks Man...

BTW....Chard? Do you see any bagballs around his looted naked corpse?

I sure dont....looks like he was caught trying to run away....and just didnt make it....

lol kiddo ur so full of sh-t bro u have one superstition suit that is it buddy u looted blah a non faction pvper now what bro? PROVE it show up the 9m stuff untill then Stfu liar

 

[Elmer Fudd]

lol kiddo ur so full of sh-t bro u have one superstition suit that is it buddy u looted blah a non faction pvper now what bro? PROVE it show up the 9m stuff untill then Stfu liar

Whaaaaa Whaaaaa Whaaaaa Whaaaaaaa

Keep crying I love it....

You guys drop easier then a girls prom dress.....:loser:

 

[GoodGuy]

Whaaaaa Whaaaaa Whaaaaa Whaaaaaaa

Keep crying I love it....

You guys drop easier then a girls prom dress.....:loser:

Um im pretty sure he just called you out and you're gonna respond like a forum pancake?

Either show 9 mil worth of suits like you just bragged bout having, or you just look like a pancake

Honestly IN ANOTHER GAME I PLAY ppl don't even talk **** on the forums unless there is a video already loaded on youtube to prove it.

This is weak sauce....so the story is you hid in your house like a pancake after being pk'd on your farmer?

 

[Chardonnay]

Um im pretty sure he just called you out and you're gonna respond like a forum pancake?

Either show 9 mil worth of suits like you just bragged bout having, or you just look like a pancake

Honestly IN ANOTHER GAME I PLAY ppl don't even talk **** on the forums unless there is a video already loaded on youtube to prove it.

This is weak sauce....so the story is you hid in your house like a pancake after being pk'd on your farmer?

No, you know what weaksauce? Worrying about what's happening in a game you don't even play anymore...so be honest is your game that terrible that you need to come to the SP forums and worry about affairs that aren't even in a game you play? Something smells fishy let's know the truth please...because i gotta keep it real with ya if i ever find a game that sounds so uber as the one you guys are playing i wouldn't even think about the forums let alone a forum that's not even for the game i play...

Because i'm gonna be 100% truthful with you...UO with ****ty Devs and no attention beats anything out their right now period...

 

[Czarina]

Whaaaaa Whaaaaa Whaaaaa Whaaaaaaa

Keep crying I love it....

You guys drop easier then a girls prom dress.....:loser:

My prom dress dropped in 27.6 minutes.

 

[Chardonnay]

Whaaaaa Whaaaaa Whaaaaa Whaaaaaaa

Keep crying I love it....

You guys drop easier then a girls prom dress.....:loser:

Holy **** Elmer! I thought you was quoting Goodguy again!

 

[Chardonnay]

My prom dress dropped in 27.6 minutes.

It was actually 25.7 minutes i timed it!

Booyah!

 

[Elmer Fudd]

Um im pretty sure he just called you out and you're gonna respond like a forum pancake?

Either show 9 mil worth of suits like you just bragged bout having, or you just look like a pancake

Honestly IN ANOTHER GAME I PLAY ppl don't even talk **** on the forums unless there is a video already loaded on youtube to prove it.

This is weak sauce....so the story is you hid in your house like a pancake after being pk'd on your farmer?

So...Mr Swifty...If I didnt have there great suits, why would they be waiting outsidemy castle? and Hence I showed the screen shot of his second set of faction gearin the can,,,so now i have to post a pic of his nice expensive imbued armor/weapons? jees your a waiste of time...everyone who actually matters on the shard kniowsI killed him....so what do i care about you,,,Diablo posts his crap so him and his guild dont look stupid to the people who dont know better ......Like you

 

[Malagar T'sarran]

So...Mr Swifty...If I didnt have there great suits, why would they be waiting outsidemy castle? and Hence I showed the screen shot of his second set of faction gearin the can,,,so now i have to post a pic of his nice expensive imbued armor/weapons? jees your a waiste of time...everyone who actually matters on the shard kniowsI killed him....so what do i care about you,,,Diablo posts his crap so him and his guild dont look stupid to the people who dont know better ......Like you

ur a liar and delusional Grown man, u have a sad life for a 50 years old realy bro

keep making story

u got one supers suit and u bought one from grizzly UR SO LEET KIDDo fight me one on one and let ur guildmate record it so we can post it on the board pick any template, ill duel for whatever u want,

 

[Elmer Fudd]

ur a liar and delusional Grown man, u have a sad life for a 50 years old realy bro

keep making story

u got one supers suit and u bought one from grizzly UR SO LEET KIDDo fight me one on one and let ur guildmate record it so we can post it on the board pick any template, ill duel for whatever u want,

ok...you ready? this will only sting for a second ok...so listen carefully

1. Supers Huigh end imbued suit with faction artys out in luna 1v1---Dead--Waited outside castle for me to give back,,,u were there...see pic

2. Blah's high end imbued suit with atrys and weapons..same field.....dead---Waited outside castle for me to give back....u were there...see pic

3. Supers Luck suit downin hyloth 1v1 farmer----dead---See Pic Above

4. Suit from Grizi i bought and trashed but didnt count that....


So yes its three suits swifty....Now does that math add up for you little one?


I love the anger btw,,,,three days back and im already the most hated guy from the Fat Guild.....HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA:loser:

 

[Elmer Fudd]

ur a liar and delusional Grown man, u have a sad life for a 50 years old realy bro

keep making story

u got one supers suit and u bought one from grizzly UR SO LEET KIDDo fight me one on one and let ur guildmate record it so we can post it on the board pick any template, ill duel for whatever u want,

And about dueling you...im a horrible dueler, everyone in my guild beats me....everyone in yer guild beats me...everyone in TnT can beat me...and everyone in gil can beat me....im terrable uo player.....im just real lucky at getn you guys suits....

Cant wait to loot you guys again....lolol:loser:

 

[Chardonnay]

FAT BOYS, FAT BOYS, WHATCHA GONNA DO? WHATCHA GONNA DO? When you ain't got no suits to wear? Well ofcourse Diablo will but he'll have naked teammates...rofl...

*** buyback proposal let it be like before 50k rank

How's that working out for you btw?

I saw your sig had "the most hated guild on SP." Your wrong, it's more like the dumbest guild on SP...:loser:

 

[Czarina]

Nobody ever mentions dieing to Czarina! Cause Czarina is mighty and pwns all of you!! Then i take your suits apart and imbue Monkey slaying and slowness on them with a fast cast penalty of 5! Then sell it all back to you at 500k per piece!

This shard has been pwned by Czarina the great mongbat protector

 

[Elmer Fudd]

FAT BOYS, FAT BOYS, WHATCHA GONNA DO? WHATCHA GONNA DO? When you ain't got no suits to wear? Well ofcourse Diablo will but he'll have naked teammates...rofl...



How's that working out for you btw?

I saw your sig had "the most hated guild on SP." Your wrong, it's more like the dumbest guild on SP...:loser:

Ill tell you what there gonna do.....Whahahhhahahaaaaaaa Sniffle sniffle whaaaaaaaaa......just like they do every night in general chat,.,,,im just glad i got em on mute...lol

 

[Malagar T'sarran]

ok...you ready? this will only sting for a second ok...so listen carefully

1. Supers Huigh end imbued suit with faction artys out in luna 1v1---Dead--Waited outside castle for me to give back,,,u were there...see pic

2. Blah's high end imbued suit with atrys and weapons..same field.....dead---Waited outside castle for me to give back....u were there...see pic

3. Supers Luck suit downin hyloth 1v1 farmer----dead---See Pic Above

4. Suit from Grizi i bought and trashed but didnt count that....


So yes its three suits swifty....Now does that math add up for you little one?


I love the anger btw,,,,three days back and im already the most hated guy from the Fat Guild.....HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA:loser:

no arty in blah suit and a junk imbued suits from ginsu keep lieing kiddo

 

[Chardonnay]

no arty in blah suit and a junk imbued suits from ginsu keep lieing kiddo

Shouldn't you be playing on Atlantic now with TDT since you got ran off SP?

 

[Chardonnay]

Ill tell you what there gonna do.....Whahahhhahahaaaaaaa Sniffle sniffle whaaaaaaaaa......just like they do every night in general chat,.,,,im just glad i got em on mute...lol

Damn Elmer! You been back less than a week and made an entire guild quit! Well we see how long the FAT girls could go without those precious items, i'm sure they'll enjoy trammel since they'll never lose anything on Atlantic...

 

[Chardonnay]

FAT BOYS, FAT BOYS, WHATCHA GONNA DO? WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU!

Quit and go to trammel of course! ROFL!!!!

 

[Elmer Fudd]

no arty in blah suit and a junk imbued suits from ginsu keep lieing kiddo

So before i was lieing about it being three suits? now im just lieing about the quality of the suits huh?

So which is it? its not three suits or just kinda three suits...or do i need to quote your dumbass from a few posts above to prove you wrong about you lieing now?


LOL......looser:loser:

 

[Demon Wind]

Karma glad to see it still works. Bad boys/Fat boys kept 2 of my suits...glad to see there is still justice in the world. Good Job Elmer! Now whats this about Diablo going to Atlantic? That should be interesting to watch...Although I do hate losing more people gonna have to go out recruiting for Siege !!

 

[Mook Chessy]

ur a liar and delusional Grown man, u have a sad life for a 50 years old realy bro

keep making story

u got one supers suit and u bought one from grizzly UR SO LEET KIDDo fight me one on one and let ur guildmate record it so we can post it on the board pick any template, ill duel for whatever u want,

As a 45 year old I find this so very funy...what else is there for a 50 year old to do on weeknights?

When I was 16/17/18 I was out every night having fun, girls/sports/beer you would never find me infront of a pc!

Diablo you have played UO 24/7 since you are 14, that is sad, you are very good at UO but what about RL?

Do you have friends, do you go out, do you have a life?

Most of MMO's are made up of 30 somethings, we work and have homes, kids, bills so we play UO as it is cheap and fun and keeps us out of trouble.

Why do you play UO?

 

[Chardonnay]

As a 45 year old I find this so very funy...what else is there for a 50 year old to do on weeknights?

When I was 16/17/18 I was out every night having fun, girls/sports/beer you would never find me infront of a pc!

Diablo you have played UO 24/7 since you are 14, that is sad, you are very good at UO but what about RL?

Do you have friends, do you go out, do you have a life?

Most of MMO's are made up of 30 somethings, we work and have homes, kids, bills so we play UO as it is cheap and fun and keeps us out of trouble.

Why do you play UO?

Diablo plays UO 16 hours a day because he has no education, no RL friends, and most certainly no GF...he plays UO because he has none of that...did i sum it up?

 

[GoodGuy]

Diablo plays UO 16 hours a day because he has no education, no RL friends, and most certainly no GF...he plays UO because he has none of that...did i sum it up?

so whats your excuse? honestly you have become a sadder troll on these boards than ever. Can you even remember what its like to make post without the intention of trying to degrade or humiliate someone?

 

[Chardonnay]

so whats your excuse? honestly you have become a sadder troll on these boards than ever. Can you even remember what its like to make post without the intention of trying to degrade or humiliate someone?

This is my off day from college...

Did i catch a tear somewhere?

And when i'm in college i can still post! Har!

Diablo on the other hand admitted he doesn't go to school and says he plays UO 16 hours a day...sounds like a winner to me!

It's good to see you defending Diablo...i guess the stories are true! Turds do clump together!

 

[kelmo]

Just to derail this a bit more... I will likely have to kill this in the morming.

siege is bad i am from there and i enjoy atl much more....
siege is dead and will stay dead dont go there thanks everyon
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atlantic FTW

 

[Chardonnay]

Just to derail this a bit more... I will likely have to kill this in the morming.

Diablo is just sad because him and his little FAT guild got ran off Siege Perilous...

 

[Elmer Fudd]

Diablo is just sad because him and his little FAT guild got ran off Siege Perilous...

They got ran off? when? and did i miss something here?

 

[Chardonnay]

They got ran off? when? and did i miss something here?

He's been in General Chat the last two days trying to trade SP stuff for ATL stuff. Also, go read the ATL forums he wants someone to make him a sig because he has no friends here to do it.

http://vboards.stratics.com/uo-atlantic/227433-siege-perilous-invites.html

When i finally quit SP i'm giving you all my stuff because it took you to get him off SP...your a living legend to me...