Can't you see the Dark Lady, robe casting shadows over her evil grin, as she watches a group of tweens arguing with her over a pair of pumps she wants? The instantaneous death bolt she would deliver to the unsuspecting over make-up'd, wrinkle-cream wearing, lipo-suctioned, bo-toxed 16 year old would be quickly followed with a laugh as she said...
"Face it girls.. I'm older and have the power to fry your asses! Don't mess with the Dark Lady!"
...ohh shudders...