GOBLIN PARTY

[whiterabbit]

Goblins gunna habe a party at Pitmuck. Nov 19th a Fri nite at 730. Der bees a tour of ice creams cabe, frees ice creams. din playing in playground.Yoos kin rides merry go round or spalshes ina da pool. Din we habes throws da darts fer pressys. din wees tours da island, bees care mebe bad mobsters on da tour.Nebber nos
Pitmuck Mob

 

[TheDeacon]

can someone please translate this to english?...god i hate goblins

 

[Mirt]

Count me in for both touring and playing in the playground. I love the Goblins!

 

[Benito]

Translation:

The Goblins are going to have a party at 7:30pm EST, Friday the 19th of November at Pitmuck. There will be a tour of the Ice Cream Cave and free ice cream, followed by playing in the playground where you can ride the merry go round or spalsh in the pool. After that we will throws darts for prizes(presents?). Then we will tour the island, be careful, maybe bad mobsters will ambush the tour. You never know.

Pitmuck Mob

 

[Ashlynn_L]

Lemme try!

We filthy green imps are going to have a chaotic festival of sorts at 7:30pm, EST on the 19th of November at Holedirt. There will be a tour of our evil cave of ice along with free toxic frozen sludge in a sugared bread trencher, followed by recreational activities in the mudpit where you can ride torturous a a-frame or splash in the cess pit. After that, we'll throw rusty blades at some pour soul chained to the wall for prizes. Then we'll tour the rest of our forgotten, wretched island, but be careful! Maybe lawful human folk determined to remove the goblin blight will attack us! You never know!

 

[Jordy]

can someone please translate this to english?...god i hate goblins

Maybe avoid clicking on a thread that says "GOBLIN PARTY" in the future?

 

[Mirt]

Good lord so much Goblin hatred. Ozog if you need extra security for this just let me know. *ponders why folk hate harmless goblins so*

 

[TheDeacon]

Maybe avoid clicking on a thread that says "GOBLIN PARTY" in the future?

OUCH YOU HURT MY E-FEELINGS!!!

 

[Zelda of Zed]

Good lord so much Goblin hatred. Ozog if you need extra security for this just let me know. *ponders why folk hate harmless goblins so*

Well, could it be the fact they have either pee's or bit everyone on the shard when they got here...

Do you know how long to took me to get OZ to use the tree at luna bank, instead of someones leg.

Or it could just be they are so damn cute!!!! and others wish they could be goblin!

just some thoughts.....

Z...

 

[whiterabbit]

Or it could just be they are so damn cute!!!! and others wish they could be goblin!

Z lubs usins???

 

[Lynk]

This looks like a ripped off version of lolspeak.

LET ME GUESS, U CAN HAZ A CHES BERGER NOW?

 

[Ashlynn_L]

This looks like a ripped off version of lolspeak.

LET ME GUESS, U CAN HAZ A CHES BERGER NOW?

I think the slightly infantile style of in character dialogue existed long before the invention of lolspeak and the internet. =P

 

[Zelda of Zed]

Or it could just be they are so damn cute!!!! and others wish they could be goblin!

Z lubs usins???

Well, Ya.. Your my little buddy aint ya?


Z...

 

[whiterabbit]

YERG

 

[soulstoner]

That sounds uber cute!

Does one need to be a goblin to be allowed into the Pitmuck party? Where/what is the Pitmuck?

 

[Lord Gareth]

We keep them on a island!!! Soon we will build a wall around it, while the Goblins are sleeping and fill it in with Ice cream.

MUWAHAHAHA

 

[whiterabbit]

Alls inbited to da party, hummies, pointed eared ones,orcs , flappywings. eberybodies
Ozog
Pitmuck ons horseshoe island we or friends gibe gate to party form luna bank

 

[soulstoner]

Nice . A she goblin has moved in and is sleeping in playground after wild romp through the ice cream makin' place - wanted to be sure travels allowed to be on time for the party - will not leave the Pitmuck - ever for very long. Thank you for availing splash pee tub, banana ice cream and toe warming comforts.

nice folk you have over there

 

[whiterabbit]

YAYS a new girly goblin. Ozog will finds yoo. welcomes to Pitmuck

Ozog

 

[Lord Gareth]

Woho! More Goblins to play Goblin Kickball with WOOT!!! WOOT!!!