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[NEWS]Yew Prison Besieged ! Ricardo Missing Presumed Nude!! Least Secure Prison Ever!

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Several Nights ago one Sherry the Mouse summoned the noble folk of Britain to the castle, after the murmurs and foot falls had ceased she noted with much vigor that Queen Dawn had departed for the evening, along with her cadre of the Royal Guard, and that during this time a very large force had descended onto the Prison in Yew! With swords and hopes high the force mobilized.




Blackrock! Deamons! Bane! Hellish puppies from the infernal plane! Shields met mineral, maul, and monster all the same! The Royal Guard pushed into the courtyard of the prison, when a familiar face Dawned on the Horizon. The Queen herself, making an early departure from her weekend engagement.




And then the golems exploded and new demons appeared, having clearly bathed in poison in preparation for the beatings that soon commenced.




An exceptionally long and hard fought battle took the Guard to Ricardo's cell, discovering only his clothing and a book that spoke of a force manifesting on Magincia, but perhaps the most ponderous happening? After a grief stricken Dawn failed to dismiss the crowd, Sherry announced that the Queen's Husband had been kidnapped. Britannia has a king? Keep your eyes to the skies true believers!



Dawn seems to have embraced the virtue of Valor on this day, the brief glimpse of weakness shown is only a momentary stumble for a true hero of our lands.


 

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Re: [NEWS]Yew Prison Besieged ! Ricardo Missing Presumed Nude!! Least Secure Prison E

Ricardo Missing Presumed Nude!!
LMAO. Funniest phrase I've read this week. :lol:
 

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Re: [NEWS]Yew Prison Besieged ! Ricardo Missing Presumed Nude!! Least Secure Prison E

Even funnier least secure prison ever. FoA's leader did indeed not reside there for long !
 
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