Trouble in "Paradise"

[Guardsmen Militia]

Rumours suggest that the guardsmen lost control of their women this evening.

In other news: Sales of rolling pins have soared in the past few hours.

 

[Saphireena]

Looks more like the women control the guard, if you ask me!

 

[Guardsmen Militia]

Protests in Stonekeep have ended badly after a Women's Rights group was brutally slaughtered.

Will the women of Yew keep on fighting or will this senseless act install the belief that to fight for change is pointless?

 

[Aurelius]

Rumours suggest that the guardsmen lost control of their women this evening.

That the Guardsmen think they can 'control their women' tells you exactly what the problem is.....