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Perhaps Freja should have paid her taxes?

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TerryFyde

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Since i first set foot in these perilous lands i have heard the rumours, you know the ones, those that hint at her wealth ..... Freja that is. Well over the years i have been collecting bits of information from here and there .... a few words in a tavern, a scrap of paper to be decoded and so on. Well i got a break ...... whilst exploring a cave i was challenged by a golden monster, it took me a while but i manged to defeat it and was rewarded with its chest of treasures. You can imagine my surprise when i saw the map inside the chest, it showed a location under the very foundations of the Dark Outlaws Castle that Freja had burried treasures from the prying eyes and grasping claws of tax collectors.

A raid on the Dark Outlaws headquarters is not something i undertake lightly, so i worked up a plan then enlisted the help of Tez T and Con Juror (who insisted that the bring his magical beast Abracadabra) and during the hours of darkness we approached the castle. Carefull to avoid anyone who may have been on guard or who had their own designs on the treasure we dug a few holes along the castle wall and our efforts were rewaded .... eventually .... we had located a chest. But it was not to be that easy .... oh no .... the wench had used her black arts to guard the chest .... we were attacked by Ancient Wyrms, Titans, Blood and Poison Elementals also Balrons. But we fought hard, none more so than Abracadbra who aided by the brilliant barding of Tez T( disco harp ) and Con Juror ( peace tambourine ) vanquished the spawning evil.

Was it worth it? Even though we know we will forever face the wrath and vengence of Freja and her Dark Outlaws the gold and treasures we gained will keep even Petra happy for many a day... so yes it was worth it.

Of course if Freja had paid her taxes like law abiding people do she would not now be "out of pocket".

Now i am collecting more scraps about others in these lands so if you have buried it thinking it to be safer than banks in these financially challanging times you never know what might happen.

*sorts through so far collected info on Wulf, Kelmo and a few others*
 

Wulf2k

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so if you have buried it thinking it to be safer than banks in these financially challanging times you never know what might happen.
Look, I already told you, I don't know what happened to all those puppies and orphans!
 

FrejaSP

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Taxes, bah, The Dark Outlaws do not pay taxes, we rob from the rich and help the poor. (paying back the taxes to the poor)

Terry, you will pay with your blood and your soul for this attack on my castle. Sadly Myrkul (The Undead Lords old God) is very weak but I'm glad to hear he still have enough power left to try to defend my castle.

I will do my best to collect your soul for Myrkul, it will help my master getting a little of his strenght back.

Be warned
 

Luka Melehan

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Kelmo has buried riches?? He's been holding out on me!
 

Demon Wind

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*Rumors traveled through the lands about a raid on an unknown castle, unknown to her in any case. She wondered who these people were that had raided but most of all she wondered who was collecting taxes! Being new to the lands she knew nothing of taxes and such things but with all that was happening she began to think it may be best to explore this new avenue of these foreign lands. Not knowing where it would lead her she set out in search of answers alone. She was not afraid she had little to fear really, only thing she could lose was her life she thought to herself and chuckled a bit as she walked out into the night headed for a new exciting adventure.*
 

kelmo

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Kelmo has buried riches?? He's been holding out on me!
*smiles* I have been very busy of late. I too have had to acquire a castle just to hold my... "trinkets".
 
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TerryFyde

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*smiles* I have been very busy of late. I too have had to acquire a castle just to hold my... "trinkets".

*Hmmmm .... he can afford a castle can he ....... that definately requires some exploration*
 
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TerryFyde

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*but most of all she wondered who was collecting taxes! Being new to the lands she knew nothing of taxes and such *

I have been told .... on very good authority .... that the evil ... ohhh VERY EVIL ..... Petra, also known as "She who does NOT share cake", and her nefarious henchlings (similar to hatchlings but not as good looking)rolleyes: have the matter of taxes in their sticky hands :(
 

kelmo

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I can acquire a cannon... *stares*
 
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