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Kelmo is mine. Back.Off.Yes do tell!
...tehe
*winks at Kelmo*
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Kelmo is mine. Back.Off.Yes do tell!
...tehe
*winks at Kelmo*
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We are used to you randomly talking about arbitrary things. So you understand if we totally dismiss it.Also, I'm kind of disappointed no one asked about the diet pepsi and ogres thing as that actually wasn't random babbling and there is a story behind it.
LAWL and TYHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *Standing Ovation*
...tehe
Back in the Early nineties when the internet was still new and was confusing everyone as much as it confuses old people now, I was a little boy with two older brothers and an older sister.... Okay I don't like this style of telling it.
When I was like 3-6 my oldest brother who is 7 years older than me told my other older brother who is 2 years older than me and myself that Ogres lived in out woods we had about 11 acres of land most of it woods and a park camp type thing on the other side of our woods. We'd constantly get in fights with those kids for coming into our woods. So my brother concocted the lie that ogres lived in our wood and we had to build traps and forts. And we did just that.
We had a fort with a turret and wire fence sides with a pit trap at the fence with nails in it and a few other small forts. My oldest brother told us we had to throw diet pepsi in the pit so the ogres wouldn't come to get us.
Needless to say there were no ogres but he'd tell us about flying ogres and underground ones and all sorts of lies. It was kind of an ongoing joke just like by second oldest brother "evil twin mike" which is funny because the name "Mike *****" is in the credits of "She's out of my League" so when we saw it I saw the name in the credits and said to my oldest brother "Hey pete's identical twin was in the movie!"
The truth finally comes out! lolKelmo is mine. Back.Off.
LIke This?We are used to you randomly talking about arbitrary things. So you understand if we totally dismiss it.
Devin sure knows how to kill a thread.
Thread necromancy ftl
Ohh,sweety! Yay! (I'm jk anyway)Not in this case sweety.