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*Rolls Out the ABM*...dusty...but still works...

Petra Fyde

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You're running it? Can I get it health inspected?
Can I trust you not to slip arsenic in my mods' coffees? What's in the cakes?
I don't know about this, I really don't. I want all the food tested before I eat anything.
 

Restroom Cowboy

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The ABM is automatic...all I did was dust it off and push it back out for all to enjoy.

*I swear...really!*
 

Petra Fyde

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I got news for you, the customers are already paranoid.

I'll have a cup of coffee, milky with one sugar, and I'll pass on the brownies.
 

Petra Fyde

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oh here, if you're going to run the thing, at least stock it.
And don't forget to include the EMs and other EA folk I see lurking at the bottom there.
 

Llewen

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Brownies please, but I want to see you eat a piece of one before I do...
 

DevilsOwn

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a Coke and a brownie, please :)


(by far my favorite place in UHall, nobody griping around the ABM)
 

kelmo

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Llewen

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(by far my favorite place in UHall, nobody griping around the ABM)[/FONT]
Amazing how... brownies... bring out the best in everyone... but of course, not much gets done...
 

Aran

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What the hell is going on here and why isn't this in Off Topic where it belongs?
 

Petra Fyde

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*shoves Aran in the tea urn*

I'll take an early morning coffee please, and a donut. I assume you have some?
 

Restroom Cowboy

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yes maam...freshly stocked...hope Krispy Kreme works for you. :)

pardon the lack of coffee, aran broke the coffee pot on his way out of the room. unless you have a spare in the back somewhere, we are out of luck until the new one arrives on 4/1.
 

Petra Fyde

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tch! but I specifically chose the tea urn to avoid damage to the coffee pot! I'll see if I can find one.
 

Falseprophet

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*stops in on his lunch break to get coffee* Guess I'll have to eat cookies til Petra gets back
 

Falseprophet

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only if it's full of Expresso

*finishes off the big pot* okthankyougottagetbacktoworknowbye *zips out the door*
 

Restroom Cowboy

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Will this do?
Unfortunately, Animal has grown quite attached to the old coffee pot remnants. I am afraid we must wait for a proper replacement or risk critical damage to the ABM itself. Choice is yours, so do you...

a) go for the easy fix and risk the consequences.
or
b) suck it up and drink the instant until a new pot is found.
 

kelmo

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Really! Where is a mod when you need one!
 
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