Re: WTB exceptionally made 30% balanced heavy crossbow...
What, you think I'm made of balance?
I can just afford to go around, sprinkling balance everywhere like some sort of merry balance fairy?
Balance doesn't grow on trees, y'know. It has to be hand-carved from the bones of Olympic gymnasts. The chloroform costs alone are staggering, never mind airfare and lodgings in a secluded area.
*continues delusion in his mind*