PvP Thread Take 3... Last chance gang!!

[mbraud4]

Translation:

"I wouldnt stand a chance without potions or smoke bombs, so I jumped inside my house because everyone knows I never flag first. I hardly ever die because im such a coward and am always a short jog from my doorsteps."

he wasnt out of pots either, b/c he only ran in until i changed targets, if i flagged him again he would run back in...

and as for balinor...he got dropped fairly easy, idc what he says about software glitch errors on his side, everytime he dies its b/c of that.

U pvp wannabe's on this shard are a joke, I wipe my arse with better material than you.

 

[Goodmann]

Translation:

"I wouldnt stand a chance without potions or smoke bombs, so I jumped inside my house because everyone knows I never flag first. I hardly ever die because im such a coward and am always a short jog from my doorsteps."

LOL from the guy who dies nonstop. I guess i am the only potion user on the shard..................I guess I should not utilize my smoke bombs on a NINJA template............I can kill you on any template stussy bear.................

 

[Balinor of Pk?]

balinor is such a ****er.... hides for like 30 min to try to get the jump on someone, and when a one v one comes around vs a descent player he stays hidden ... and what are you talking about not dieing, ive been over your dead A$$ plenty

I've only died 4 times on this shard where players were involved. 3 were crashes due to software development. You do the math. That's not a lot of my bodies. But I've sure stood over a lot of yours. That's ok tho. I'm bringing over my tamer to show you noobs how to play one. That will make 2 tamers in our guild to match the two in everyone elses. We'll bring more if you girls make more. I'm a holy terror on a tamer, so it's go time girls.

 

[King Salmon]

If the day ever comes Wallace that u kill me; or anyone for that matter, without a dreadmare casting a fireball 2-3 screens away i'll give u props. You play a dismount tamer on what? 4-5 shards? ROFL? And talk #$it if your dread kills somone. U r pathetic dude. Like i said in icq must be 2 inches bro.......literally......Seriously wallygirl if u ever kill me solo without your pet i'll give u props im pretty sure hell will freeze over first.

sincerely your best friend,
SLAYER, aka King Salmon, aka Property of ODG, aka Ol'dirtyGrundies, aka xMyMaceYourFaceX, aka Born Awsome on LA.

Hell wally ive been in your guild, before u got booted outta your own guild, if u dont got your speed hack and stump hack going on with a dread mare u wouldnt be able to kill a @$#$# rat mage. that is a fact willing to bet everyone but your yayo would agree

 

[King Salmon]

Actually ty Wallace because u gave me the biggest laugh i've had in awhile of playing UO. I hoped in L.A. vent today and somone asked "why does dysonia girl hate u guys so much" then after we explained its because your our best friend somone else came into vent and asked the same ?....."so why does dysonia girl always talk smack about Diemos, Diablo, and SLAYER?" I hit the floor laughing, im sure glad u spend so much time thinking of us, we love u too!



where is morgaine when shes needed? Took vials advice?

 

[mbraud4]

Slayer you would always get rocked in mage duels on the rooftop against my noob mage ass. You are nothing bro, all of you guys are awful pvpers. You talk more **** than you have skill. Hell you guys have no skill. Stick to zerging and talking ****, see if it works for you. Sadly it doesnt work for you any longer.

 

[Eyes of Origin]

Actually ty Wallace because u gave me the biggest laugh i've had in awhile of playing UO. I hoped in L.A. vent today and somone asked "why does dysonia girl hate u guys so much" then after we explained its because your our best friend somone else came into vent and asked the same ?....."so why does dysonia girl always talk smack about Diemos, Diablo, and SLAYER?" I hit the floor laughing, im sure glad u spend so much time thinking of us, we love u too!



where is morgaine when shes needed? Took vials advice?

and why am I needed? Seems you boys have things under control, atm.
Vials advice?? Is that a subject you really want to touch Slayer? I would sober up before you answer that though.

 

[Hi_im_from_atl]

I dont understand how you are getting all these fights with SWAT Wally, How did you get access to Santas house?

 

[mbraud4]

I dont understand how you are getting all these fights with SWAT Wally, How did you get access to Santas house?

LOL!

 

[Goodmann]

Slayer you would always get rocked in mage duels on the rooftop against my noob mage ass. You are nothing bro, all of you guys are awful pvpers. You talk more **** than you have skill. Hell you guys have no skill. Stick to zerging and talking ****, see if it works for you. Sadly it doesnt work for you any longer.

A TAMER SAYS WHAT?

 

[mbraud4]

A TAMER SAYS WHAT?

I said that when we mage dueled he got owned everytime. He would get pissed and quit dueling, much like now when he dies and just rage logs off lolz

...sry I had to repeat for the deaf and/or dumb.

 

[mbraud4]

Always an excuse when either of you die. I LOVE IT

I ran in house bc I was out of pots noob. I would never run from your sorry @#$. At least you admit you leaving him behind and running like a coward.
Too funny, you suck. MTSR REJECT....

Ran out of pots you say? Funny b/c you only ran up the steps and back down instantly to get away from me, then when you died you had all kinds of loot on your body, tons of diff pots in diff stacks...

I smell bull****, might be ur breath, but I smell bull****

 

[Goodmann]

I said that when we mage dueled he got owned everytime. He would get pissed and quit dueling, much like now when he dies and just rage logs off lolz

...sry I had to repeat for the deaf and/or dumb.

A TAMER SAYS WHAT?

 

[Goodmann]

Ran out of pots you say? Funny b/c you only ran up the steps and back down instantly to get away from me, then when you died you had all kinds of loot on your body, tons of diff pots in diff stacks...

I smell bull****, might be ur breath, but I smell bull****

A TAMER SAYS WHAT?

 

[mbraud4]

A TAMER SAYS WHAT?

An 8 yr old says what?

lol grow up, what a cop out

 

[Stussywear]

LOL from the guy who dies nonstop. I guess i am the only potion user on the shard..................I guess I should not utilize my smoke bombs on a NINJA template............I can kill you on any template stussy bear.................

Mage duel?

Oh wait, you dont have one without a pet or hiding.

I dont die that much at all. Which is why none of you waffles chase me 1 v 1.

 

[Goodmann]

An 8 yr old says what?

lol grow up, what a cop out

A TAMER SAYS WHAT?

 

[Goodmann]

I've only died 4 times on this shard where players were involved. 3 were crashes due to software development. You do the math. That's not a lot of my bodies. But I've sure stood over a lot of yours. That's ok tho. I'm bringing over my tamer to show you noobs how to play one. That will make 2 tamers in our guild to match the two in everyone elses. We'll bring more if you girls make more. I'm a holy terror on a tamer, so it's go time girls.

In despise 20 minutes ago 3 versus 3 no tamers.......
(thanks for the +20 magery MBS)

 

[Astaroth/Grizzly]

balinor, ive personally killed you in even fights... first time was like right when u came and was at damwin, we raided COD and killed u, and at least five times in despise... and it would be a lot more if u didnt just run away when your guildies fall over... i know wally has killed u plenty too, so quit talking like u dont die... give me a break kid

 

[Goodmann]

Let's see TELEPWN MAN,BIG ANGRY in stat? Got any more tamers you like to have in stat WALLY BOY?

 

[Balinor of Pk?]

In despise 20 minutes ago 3 versus 3 no tamers.......
(thanks for the +20 magery MBS)

Kinda funny you girls seem to get a 20 magery on every spawn you do. Besides, we took that spawn from someone else. Not to mention, we've got like 4 magery's and 3 or 4 archery in the last few days. You can have one more. You need it more than we do. Also, nice try trying to make it look like you killed me. I screenshot EVERYTHING noob. And normally I'm not ashamed to die in any 3 on 1... but this time, I'm still ashamed. Ashamed you need 2 dismount archers to get anything accomplished... I feel ashamed FOR you.

 

[mbraud4]

Kinda funny you girls seem to get a 20 magery on every spawn you do. Besides, we took that spawn from someone else. Not to mention, we've got like 4 magery's and 3 or 4 archery in the last few days. You can have one more. You need it more than we do. Also, nice try trying to make it look like you killed me. I screenshot EVERYTHING noob. And normally I'm not ashamed to die in any 3 on 1... but this time, I'm still ashamed. Ashamed you need 2 dismount archers to get anything accomplished... I'm feel ashamed FOR you.

Just curious, how does your screenshot prove you didn't die?

What a moron...

 

[Balinor of Pk?]

Just curious, how does your screenshot prove you didn't die?

What a moron...

I didn't say anything about not dying, moron, I said I didn't die TO HIM. I died to THREE of them. Can you not read between the lines or are you that simple?

 

[Goodmann]

Kinda funny you girls seem to get a 20 magery on every spawn you do. Besides, we took that spawn from someone else. Not to mention, we've got like 4 magery's and 3 or 4 archery in the last few days. You can have one more. You need it more than we do. Also, nice try trying to make it look like you killed me. I screenshot EVERYTHING noob. And normally I'm not ashamed to die in any 3 on 1... but this time, I'm still ashamed. Ashamed you need 2 dismount archers to get anything accomplished... I'm feel ashamed FOR you.

it was 3 on 3 then you left the other two for dead. Then you die

 

[Eyes of Origin]

lil off topic, but since you guys brought up magery's... anyone else notice they are literally dropping more lately?

 

[mbraud4]

I didn't say anything about not dying, moron, I said I didn't die TO HIM. I died to THREE of them. Can you not read between the lines or are you that simple?

Ah i just figured you never die according to your other posts, figured it was impossible even tho I have killed you numerous times so far. Thx for admitting it.

 

[Balinor of Pk?]

it was 3 on 3 then you left the other two for dead. Then you die

I never leave anyone to die, do I need to post some more of the 100 or so screens I took of the event? Cause in it, I see you and your girls nearly dying a ton of times, and me getting away EVERY time. Cept the time you got lucky. Don't act hard, I still have to post all the images from the harry last night where I got 3 kills inside your defense, and laughed all the way to the bank. And we had 2 people... you had what 5 super drags and 10 people? You're nothin. When all our people are on we smoke you. You can barely deal with me alone with your whole guild on. hahah

 

[Goodmann]

I never leave anyone to die, do I need to post some more of the 100 or so screens I took of the event? Cause in it, I see you and your girls nearly dying a ton of times, and me getting away EVERY time. Cept the time you got lucky. Don't act hard, I still have to post all the images from the harry last night where I got 3 kills inside your defense, and laughed all the way to the bank. And we had 2 people... you had what 5 super drags and 10 people? You're nothin. When all our people are on we smoke you. You can barely deal with me alone with your whole guild on. hahah

LOL you killed two afk people. Great JOB.... We did a 5 man harrower and you mbs noobs could not even raid us. I would love to see MBS try a harrower..........................................................

You had two people - Balinor, Coirgan, Pandemonious, and some other noob

 

[Balinor of Pk?]

LOL you killed two afk people. Great JOB.... We did a 5 man harrower and you mbs noobs could not even raid us. I would love to see MBS try a harrower..........................................................

You had two people - Balinor, Coirgan, Pandemonious, and some other noob

Unlike you, I say it how it is, I don't count people that can't pvp. That would rule out 99 percent of your guild in most screenshots. haha

 

[mbraud4]

Its the "Stupid" Olympics, who will take gold, Santa or Balinor?

Its going to be a tight race...

 

[Goodmann]

Its the "Stupid" Olympics, who will take gold, Santa or Balinor?

Its going to be a tight race...

This makes me laugh coming from someone... well ... someone like you

 

[Goodmann]

Unlike you, I say it how it is, I don't count people that can't pvp. That would rule out 99 percent of your guild in most screenshots. haha

How about that harrower from MBS? I could use some more stat scrolls.

 

[mbraud4]

How about that harrower from MBS? I could use some more stat scrolls.

Why dont you sell your Origin gate house for 20m, what did u pay for it? 400m? Thats only a 380m loss, you can buy a few stat scrolls with that.

 

[Goodmann]

Why dont you sell your Origin gate house for 20m, what did u pay for it? 400m? Thats only a 380m loss, you can buy a few stat scrolls with that.

I will let it drop in the next month. Feel free to have some of my scraps.

 

[Astaroth/Grizzly]

YaY!!! balinor gets kills on afk blue tamer guys with crap suits, and takes screenshots of him doing nothing, but how many kills did we get, lets see, pand 2x, tempestx(im not sure but prob around 8), nooby tamer coragin(1x), nero left and balinor stealths away... don't let him fool you, he is no god... but seriously, u will never amount to anything, im looking forward to your tamer guy... the thing is, it wont matter cause u will still die... and "u never leave your guys to die?" big lie there, but since no one in your guild can cross heal i guess there is nothing you can do, i would have plenty of screen shots too if i just hit snapshot everytime i encountered a person... what a moron

 

[Coragin]

Dread,

1. You killed a Tamer that was ICQ'd to log on who was sicker than a dog.
2. Said tamer was in full luck gear, so not one resist was over 35.
3. Said Tamer is also a bard, so no defensive or offensive.
4. Anyone can beat a single tamer with an auto target script running. (Yes you)

I never said I was good a pvping, but at least I try, I learn, I pay attention. Dying isint a big thing to me.

And I have to talk to you here because you are on ignore in game. Why? Simple, you act like a child, hell I take that back, my 4 yr old acts older than you and all your little cronies. Winning is one thing, but any good competitive person will tell you, after you win, you dont go acting like a 3 yr old. And you my friend do.

And since everyone cant seem to see Morg asking a simple question, I will answer...

Yes EoO, I have had like 3 drop for me, seems a ton more are dropping.

 

[blueturtle]

no resist over 35? with imbuing surely this is an easy task to get to 70+ so that's your fault, and a bard? clearly if you going to try to make a push you don't use a bard (again your fault), and an auto targeting script that's the dumbest thing i have heard, you stood there like a deer in headlights and took it from all angles (also again your own fault)

Cheers.

 

[Coragin]

no resist over 35? with imbuing surely this is an easy task to get to 70+ so that's your fault, and a bard? clearly if you going to try to make a push you don't use a bard (again your fault), and an auto targeting script that's the dumbest thing i have heard, you stood there like a deer in headlights and took it from all angles (also again your own fault)

Cheers.

*Yawn*

I wont bother to bring up the first part of my post or try to explain it to you.

again...

*yawn*

 

[Eyes of Origin]

Thanks Coragin lol I knew something was up. I've just seen too many in the last couple days for there not to be something up.
and its ok that they ignored me, they were too busy beating on their chests to even bother, I should've started out with something insulting to get their attention

 

[Balinor of Pk?]

Didn't I tell you? I'd client crash and it would be like a feeding frenzy. haha Not only that but when I died, guess who tried to stand by my body like it was one on one. haha *shakes head* I just hope they aren't doing funny things with the picture... *shudders*

 

[mbraud4]

Diablo still pvps? I thought he was a museum curator on a shard that no one gives a sheet?

Lolz onoz omgz

 

[Astaroth/Grizzly]

balinor, if u die in an even fight then its your fault and bad strategy, coragin.... geez i know you claim your not good but really you shouldnt ever bring a char to a harry, idk what ur talking about targeting scripts too... ive never even heard of that one, but nice try... sorry morgaine lol, yes ive gotten a few magerys lately too

 

[Multani]

Whats the point of taking such worthless screenshots?

 

[mbraud4]

Whats the point of taking such worthless screenshots?

I take screenshots of my .NET framework errors all the time. It proves I am a good pvper, no?

 

[Stussywear]

Before you get a hardon Santa... The only reason Multani Died is because I was so lagged and had him blocked in where he couldnt move. Then 2 archers vs me who cant cast .. yeah.. You're so good. What's funny is you wouldnt attack me 1 v 1 when i was lagging until you had your buddy there.

 

[Goodmann]

Before you get a hardon Santa... The only reason Multani Died is because I was so lagged and had him blocked in where he couldnt move. Then 2 archers vs me who cant cast .. yeah.. You're so good. What's funny is you wouldnt attack me 1 v 1 when i was lagging until you had your buddy there.

Excuse one: lag (photoshop more fake pics to save face)
Excuse two: multani was blocked in
Excuse three: Colonel Sanders and King Salmon are clearly better than ffbz
Thanks for the two v two

 

[Stussywear]

Yes, I Photoshopped it with the taskbar, and the time and the current fight going... all in 11 minutes.

Right.


King Salmon cant even beat me 2 v 1 when im not lagged, so not sure how you get to this conclusion.. My only 2 fights against him were a 1 v 1, and a 2(him and another)v 1.

He lost both btw.

You wont even fight me 1 v 1, but everyone already knows how you play, coward.

 

[Goodmann]

Didn't we just two v two in despise and what happened? o00oo0o0o...

I don't care if you photoshop your whole desktop to save face. I care not.

 

[Stussywear]

Its okay.. I understand you're pretty thrilled you actually got to kill me once..

We both know based on the fact I was sitting there not moving hardly casting anything while 2 archers pounded on me.... that i was obviously lagged.

But enjoy.. I know you dont get opportunities like this very often.. You dont usually stick around long enough to get a kill.

 

[Eyes of Origin]

Excuse one: lag (photoshop more fake pics to save face)
Excuse two: multani was blocked in
Excuse three: Colonel Sanders and King Salmon are clearly better than ffbz
Thanks for the two v two

you should know better than to make comments like that... those two could probably never back that up in normal conditions.