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[Lynk]

Please let me imbue my boura tail shield *sadface*

 

[Tjalle]

Please remove faction artifacts on Siege.

 

[Stupid Miner]

Please let me imbue my boura tail shield *sadface*

Agreed.

 

[Yen Sid]

/Signed

 

[Flutter]

Not just Lynk. I would like to be allowed to imbue mine as well.
KTY

 

[Lynk]

Not just Lynk. I would like to be allowed to imbue mine as well.
KTY

No I just want to be able to imbue MY boura tail shields, f ur shields.

KTHXBYE

 

[Konge]

KHI

I think Lynk's shield should be like the only one imbuable n' stuff and like have painted flames on the front(They'd have to be pink) and tassel's 'n stuff coming out the side, ya noz? And have like Summon Greater Ancient Wyrm [Para][Renowned][General][LV9001] 100% On parry On it by default and there's no control slots for them and if you get 5 of them "The Final Count Down" starts playing and when the personz diez they start dancing to various pop music, one turns pink and tries to go solo only to be taken advantage of by a trusted uncle, she then goes bat **** ****ing crazy and attacks luna Spaming Armegedon while Imbued arties with 32 mods at 300% intensity fall from the sky and when everyone makes stealthers to pick them up when she's on her 30 second cool down from the Armegedon after the Infamous Auction House Publish of 2010 (I'll never forget that year.... Zombies were found in the Broken Mountains, soon they decended upon luna thus Dawn issued a contingency plan... Throwing water balloons at the gates... it wasn't very effective...] All the uber items turn into junk items that explode dealing 3 bajillion damage to everyone[Ignores Tram rules][explosions are put in an Que, ie after everyone rezs another goes off] Except on Siege. The items are blessed on Siege... Cuz no one plays Siege anyway... only people that due lurk the boards waiting to referense "you can do that in Siege" . Popcorn Meatballs...


PS Can you spot the references to random SHEET? The winner gets absolutely nothing but a pat on the back and a cookie dipped in sulfuric...puppies.

 

[Miri of Sonoma]

Give us the other half of the pegasus statue! *whines*

 

[Theo_GL]

KHI

I think Lynk's shield should be like the only one imbuable n' stuff and like have painted flames on the front(They'd have to be pink) and tassel's 'n stuff coming out the side, ya noz? And have like Summon Greater Ancient Wyrm [Para][Renowned][General][LV9001] 100% On parry On it by default and there's no control slots for them and if you get 5 of them "The Final Count Down" starts playing and when the personz diez they start dancing to various pop music, one turns pink and tries to go solo only to be taken advantage of by a trusted uncle, she then goes bat **** ****ing crazy and attacks luna Spaming Armegedon while Imbued arties with 32 mods at 300% intensity fall from the sky and when everyone makes stealthers to pick them up when she's on her 30 second cool down from the Armegedon after the Infamous Auction House Publish of 2010 (I'll never forget that year.... Zombies were found in the Broken Mountains, soon they decended upon luna thus Dawn issued a contingency plan... Throwing water balloons at the gates... it wasn't very effective...] All the uber items turn into junk items that explode dealing 3 bajillion damage to everyone[Ignores Tram rules][explosions are put in an Que, ie after everyone rezs another goes off] Except on Siege. The items are blessed on Siege... Cuz no one plays Siege anyway... only people that due lurk the boards waiting to referense "you can do that in Siege" . Popcorn Meatballs...


PS Can you spot the references to random SHEET? The winner gets absolutely nothing but a pat on the back and a cookie dipped in sulfuric...puppies.

This is my favorite post of the year! I know its early - but this one is going to have staying power like a gallon of viagra.

Hahaha! Pink flames and tassels.....

 

[KalVasTENKI]

What are the mods on this shield?

 

[Alezi]

What are the mods on this shield?

Mods take is insert lock.

 

[Nystul]

x2

I spent Saturday farming them just to get one & be disappointed I can't imbue it...

UO has enough worthless wearables/equipment. Why do they keep adding more.

 

[Clog|Mordain]

KHI

I think Lynk's shield should be like the only one imbuable n' stuff and like have painted flames on the front(They'd have to be pink) and tassel's 'n stuff coming out the side, ya noz? And have like Summon Greater Ancient Wyrm [Para][Renowned][General][LV9001] 100% On parry On it by default and there's no control slots for them and if you get 5 of them "The Final Count Down" starts playing and when the personz diez they start dancing to various pop music, one turns pink and tries to go solo only to be taken advantage of by a trusted uncle, she then goes bat **** ****ing crazy and attacks luna Spaming Armegedon while Imbued arties with 32 mods at 300% intensity fall from the sky and when everyone makes stealthers to pick them up when she's on her 30 second cool down from the Armegedon after the Infamous Auction House Publish of 2010 (I'll never forget that year.... Zombies were found in the Broken Mountains, soon they decended upon luna thus Dawn issued a contingency plan... Throwing water balloons at the gates... it wasn't very effective...] All the uber items turn into junk items that explode dealing 3 bajillion damage to everyone[Ignores Tram rules][explosions are put in an Que, ie after everyone rezs another goes off] Except on Siege. The items are blessed on Siege... Cuz no one plays Siege anyway... only people that due lurk the boards waiting to referense "you can do that in Siege" . Popcorn Meatballs...


PS Can you spot the references to random SHEET? The winner gets absolutely nothing but a pat on the back and a cookie dipped in sulfuric...puppies.

:bowdown: