Turkey maps for sale

[Wulf2k]

Anybody buying these?

I've got about 10. If I'm one or two short, I can get more to bring the total back up to 10 for selling purposes.

I find them too tedious to find the exact location, even when I know where the maps are pointing to.

Make offers, or let me know what others have sold for.

 

[Bruin]

Are these turkey maps even useful? So far from what I've seen, it takes a massive time investment just to kill a damn turkey, and the rewards for finding the nest are so minimal. All I've ever gotten was 3k gold and a 1 time use smoke bomb.

 

[Wulf2k]

The turkey is the big time investment. If you know where all the nests are, you could churn through a bag of maps pretty quickly.

The cornucopias seem to be the main focus. I don't know if they have a chance to give anything worthwhile.

 

[Wulf2k]

Oh, the plucked turkeys can be exchanged for some sort of SCNP weapon that's apparently a good blank to imbue. I don't know the odds of getting a plucked turkey.

 

[Sweeney]

How are you killing these things?

 

[Uvtha]

joat can provoke them im pretty sure. They lowered the barding difficulty to 12. Not 120... 12.

 

[Sweeney]

joat can provoke them im pretty sure. They lowered the barding difficulty to 12. Not 120... 12.

Oh crap I forgot about that.. lowered it to junk.

Real men killed them when they were hard.. without provoke.. uphill, both ways!!

 

[Wulf2k]

In 6 feet of snow, against the wind....

 

[Essence of Siege]

While only wearing cardboard shoe boxes for shoes because you couldn't afford the 'insides of the box'

Man, those were the days, eh?

 

[Sweeney]

While only wearing cardboard shoe boxes for shoes because you couldn't afford the 'insides of the box'

Man, those were the days, eh?

Cardboard? What's that futuristic contraption?

 

[nightstalker22]

While only wearing cardboard shoe boxes for shoes because you couldn't afford the 'insides of the box'

Man, those were the days, eh?

Broken glass on 110 degree pavement, barefoot, that was my experience fighting those beasts! Saint and I killed one, got two full maps.

Got one of those fancy food baskets with 10 charges on it.

What do they do?

How much you selling the maps for Wulf?

 

[Sweeney]

Broken glass on 110 degree pavement, barefoot, that was my experience fighting those beasts! Saint and I killed one, got two full maps.

Got one of those fancy food baskets with 10 charges on it.

What do they do?

How much you selling the maps for Wulf?

I'll trade you my useless-on-Siege war-cleaver look-alike for a full basket.

 

[Wulf2k]

How much you selling the maps for Wulf?

Make me an offer.

 

[nightstalker22]

Make me an offer.

Meh... since they turned barding diff. down on them I've been farming them. 3 on 1, 2 vs. 2, etc.... The maps selling value has plummeted, you're really just selling your time investment now.

How about 10k each?

 

[Wulf2k]

Deal. I'll get in touch when I'm off work.

ICQ me, 5285549

Also, you're doing it wrong in your picture. I'll show you how manly men man it up man-style, if you want.

 

[Shh!]

Nice screen crop. Everyone knows if you don't show your whole screen that you are cheating. Even if you show the whole thing everyone knows you just photoshopped it. We're on to you.

 

[Wulf2k]

It takes a screen cropper to know a screen cropper, you cropping cropper of cropped crops.

Maybe he just plays UO on a cell phone, and that's his available screen.

 

[nightstalker22]

It takes a screen cropper to know a screen cropper, you cropping cropper of cropped crops.

Maybe he just plays UO on a cell phone, and that's his available screen.

Yeah I'm hard core!

Heh.

I left a 100k check with Saint Dismas to buy the maps for me, I am going to Georgia for Thanksgiving and wont be back today. Thanks for the maps! ( the last 4 we did have been nothing but feathers and gold, but I got a nest earlier so I am happy!)

 

[Wulf2k]

I left a 100k check with Saint Dismas to buy the maps for me

Careful with that guy.

I hear he hangs out with screen croppers. You can't trust those sorts.

 

[nightstalker22]

Careful with that guy.

I hear he hangs out with screen croppers. You can't trust those sorts.

well I didn't want to give my location away...every PK on the shard would be surrounding me... but I have turkeys at my disposal, I can sick'em on people. Too bad they arent tamable, Greater dragons would go the way of the dodo if they were.

 

[Duke SP]

well I didn't want to give my location away...every PK on the shard would be surrounding me... but I have turkeys at my disposal, I can sick'em on people. Too bad they arent tamable, Greater dragons would go the way of the dodo if they were.

I know where your at.

 

[Shh!]

Careful with that guy.

I hear he hangs out with screen croppers. You can't trust those sorts.

What's worse is I hear he's also aligned himself with chicken lizard breeders...the worst kind of breeders!

 

[Wulf2k]

the worst kind of breeders!

I dunno about that.

I've heard some rumours about this ninja that hangs out in kirin passage during mating season.... Called himself Saint Sadism, or something similar.

Some people's kids....

 

[Shh!]

I've heard some rumours about this ninja that hangs out in kirin passage during mating season....

Don't knock it 'til you try it

 

[nightstalker22]

Called himself Saint Sadism

Heh... That uses the same letters as Saint Dismas, rearranged... sure you're not running around with an alter ego Saint? I always wondered why you smelled like a musty cave at times.

 

[nightstalker22]

Anybody buying these?

I've got about 10. If I'm one or two short, I can get more to bring the total back up to 10 for selling purposes.

I find them too tedious to find the exact location, even when I know where the maps are pointing to.

Make offers, or let me know what others have sold for.

My mailbox only had 8 in it this morning when I checked! Map scammer!

I suppose you ran out? I did all eight and pulled in quite a haul.

4 Cornucopias
8 Giant Turkey Feathers
1 Bowl of Stuffing ( coveted prize )
30k gold

Are you going to get me two more maps or refund 20k? I prefer the maps, they are fun to look for, they are not at the treasure map locations, but most are close... some are not even near a treasure map location.

 

[Wulf2k]

I still have yet to receive payment, scammer!

...That may or may not be because I was too busy to meet up with Satan Id Miss, er, Saint Dismas.

 

[nightstalker22]

I still have yet to receive payment, scammer!

Well, in that case... what maps in my mailbox?!?! I ddin't see no maps!

You'll get payment when I get my maps!

 

[Faeryl]

Real men killed them when they were hard.. without provoke.. uphill, both ways!!

*Ahem*

Not all of us are men XD

 

[Wulf2k]

Just because I say "real strippers take off their clothes", that doesn't exclude anybody else from taking off their clothes.

Except Sweeney. I hereby exclude Sweeney from taking off his clothes.

 

[Shh!]

I'll trade you my useless-on-Siege war-cleaver look-alike for a full basket.

I'll make that trade if you are still interested.

 

[Lord Clay Of Aquinas]

Anyone know of the value of some of these items that we get?

Skinned Turkey
Stuffing
Cornucopia
Nest

Right now I've got:

3 Nests
1 Skinned Turkey
3 Bowls of Stuffing
65 Giant Feathers
25 Cornucopia
1 Corn Stalk
6 Bottles of Harvest Cider
3 Bottles of Harvest Wine

 

[T'Challa]

I have 3 full maps + 2 map fragments if anyone is interested in buying.

I'll even undercut wulf @ 9k each and throw in the frags free!

 

[Shh!]

I have 3 full maps + 2 map fragments if anyone is interested in buying.

I'll even undercut wulf @ 9k each and throw in the frags free!

I'll take em.

 

[Lorddog]

why sell them?
(like eating turkey for Thanksgiving - its the best part)

if your unsure, they are easy to do. (and use high luck)

Lorddog

 

[kelmo]

Does anyone have a spare cornocopia or two?

 

[T'Challa]

why sell them?
(like eating turkey for Thanksgiving - its the best part)

if your unsure, they are easy to do. (and use high luck)

Lorddog

I need cash bubba!

 

[T'Challa]

I'll take em.

I'm heading to Makoto bank will be there for a bit...holla!

 

[nightstalker22]

I'm heading to Makoto bank will be there for a bit...holla!

I'll pick them up for him... he had to run to the store for Christmas deco... guess he forgot to lock down last years and it decayed on him.

 

[nightstalker22]

Anyone know of the value of some of these items that we get?

Skinned Turkey
Stuffing
Cornucopia
Nest

Right now I've got:

3 Nests
1 Skinned Turkey
3 Bowls of Stuffing
65 Giant Feathers
25 Cornucopia
1 Corn Stalk
6 Bottles of Harvest Cider
3 Bottles of Harvest Wine

Looks like you're playing on Atlantic shard, so the value is much much much lower than here on Siege, as there are only a handful of the rares on this server.

Cornucopias I assume will be popular like enchanced bandages fountains, as they recharge and give more items. They will be worth more than initally thought, especially for the corn stalks deco. The peeled bananas and split coconuts are nice too.

 

[T'Challa]

I'll pick them up for him... he had to run to the store for Christmas deco... guess he forgot to lock down last years and it decayed on him.

Unless he wants to message me with such an arrangement, I cannot in good faith do such a thing, as you are known to be a bit of a scoundrel...

 

[nightstalker22]

Unless he wants to message me with such an arrangement, I cannot in good faith do such a thing, as you are known to be a bit of a scoundrel...

A BIT of a scoundrel?!?! I am insulted! I am the most scoundrelous scoundrel of all scoundrels!

 

[T'Challa]

A BIT of a scoundrel?!?! I am insulted! I am the most scoundrelous scoundrel of all scoundrels!

Not hardly.

You're really not that good at it, honestly

 

[Wulf2k]

Why you gotta go and harsh his mellow, man?

 

[Shh!]

Been on all evening, sent you a Q. Hit me up tomorrow. Thanks.

 

[T'Challa]

Been on all evening, sent you a Q. Hit me up tomorrow. Thanks.

Never got it, which is why I despise icq

Will try again in AM.

When you think youll be around? Im about to crash myself.

 

[Shh!]

I'm on now. PM me and I can meet you somewhere.

 

[T'Challa]

PM sent!