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Good Day Catskills 2009-11-06 - Friday!

Podolak

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*sets a tray of breakfast pastries out on the counter, puts on the hot water and coffee*

Good day everyone. It is Friday! Woohoo! It is also the first day it has really snowed here in Upstate, NY. I still have a bunch of yard work to do too. This wintry weather came on quick.

I hope everyone has a great day.
 

SinDee

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*walks in and take a pastries then eats it*

*takes one more for the road*
 

Podolak

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*watches as they enter the tavern*

Good Day to you, enjoy the pastries. Can I get you something to drink or something off the griddle perhaps?
 

Podolak

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Hail.
Is this guard zone?
Well...as I have only ever lived in Felucca and am not fortunate enough to own a grandfather'd guard zone house I'd have to say the answer to your question is no, it is not guard zone.

It has been suggested it become guard zone due to certain player's chaotic natures but it is not as of yet. Perhaps I'll discuss adding special guard zone privileges with an EM someday if I have to...

*has a somewhat disconcerted look as he waits to see what comes after his disclosure*
 

Podolak

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My wife would have my hide if I ever killed a cat. She also thinks tamed cats should be more powerful in game and she doesn't even play!

Podolak: Wifey you want to play UO?

Wifey: Um...do they have cats?

Podolak: Sure do and you can even tame them.

Wifey: That sounds pretty nice, are they powerful?

Podolak: No...no...they are just about the weakest tame you can get.

Wifey: Well that stinks...

Podolak: Well they do have like predator hell cats.

Wifey: Oh, are they strong?

Podolak: Well...not really. An average player can handle them pretty well.

Wifey: Your game sucks!

Podolak: Ugh...
 

Podolak

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Then I got the idea of:

Podolak: You know, you could RP a cat!

Wifey: Hmm....I might be able to do that.

Podolak: Great! So do you want to start playing?

Wifey: Well...would I get to look like a cat?

Podolak: Um....not really...

Wifey: Your game sucks!

Podolak: Ugh...
 

Podolak

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Podolak: Podolak, I was reading your response to Flutters question about being in guard zone. Now, I noticed you chose to give a big elaborate response instead of a yes or no answer. From what I can see, the question only warranted a yes or a no, was it really that hard to give a simple answer? Speaking of which I have noticed you generally give elaborate answers instead of keeping it simple. Have you not ever heard the phrase less is more?

Podolak: Um....what?

Podolak: OK, so now you give a simple answer? You have failed again sir! You didn't even answer the question correctly.

Podolak: You are harassing me for giving elaborate answers but do you realize you are talking to yourself?

Podolak: Well...if I am talking to myself then you are talking to yourself.

Podolak: Shoot....OK well what is your point anyway?

Podolak: That you are one disturbed individual.

Podolak: I thought that was already a fact. I already role play a vampire tavern keeper and we all know vampires don't exist.

Podolak: Vampires don't exist? Maybe that is what you think...

Podolak: Well if I think they don't and you think they do, how does that work? Shouldn't we be thinking the same thing?

Podolak: Now you are really starting to scare people...didn't we want more activity on Catskills...not less?

Podolak: I'd tell you to shut up but I might have to action you for harassment.

Podolak: I've read the RoC a few times and I didn't see anything about self-harassment.

Podolak: What about the split personality clause.

Podolak: The what???

Podolak: Oh shut up.

Podolak: Make me!

Podolak: How are you going to do that?

Podolak: Watch this!

...
 

SinDee

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Then I got the idea of:

Podolak: You know, you could RP a cat!

Wifey: Hmm....I might be able to do that.

Podolak: Great! So do you want to start playing?

Wifey: Well...would I get to look like a cat?

Podolak: Um....not really...

Wifey: Your game sucks!

Podolak: Ugh...
Well if you cant win with the epic UO she might want to give this a try?

http://hko.aeriagames.com/playnow/
 

Podolak

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I'll have to send her that link and see what she says. I don't think that is the type of kitty she was going for though! There is a cat like race in EQII, we both played that for a little while. Though EQ or any other game has ever been able to hold my interest like Ultima.
 

Norrar

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*pats Podolak on the shoulder* Its when your split personality starts actually 'hurting' you that you've got a problem.

*exits, tossing blackrock up and down while singing a peppy campfire tune*
 

Podolak

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*pats Podolak on the shoulder* Its when your split personality starts actually 'hurting' you that you've got a problem.

*exits, tossing blackrock up and down while singing a peppy campfire tune*
Black Sun has already taken care of that for me...darn baseball bat.
 

Nystul

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Peanut does not approve of this thread



He's angry. Very angry.
 
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