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EA's Epic Failure

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Seikatein

Guest
This is the automated responce I got when asking about problems placing a boat. Please focus on the first line and enjoy the laugh!
 

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Troop

Sage
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
This reminds me of the time that I got stuck in a hole in game with no possible way to get out. Help stuck would not work for some reason, so I paged a GM. My message informed me that I should seek a solution from vendors or other players. Wish I had copied that one. I am still a bit puzzled as to how a vendor could solve my problem.
 

T'Challa

Certifiable
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Stratics Legend
The fail's on you, you're nowhere near water to place a boat!

J/K :)
 
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Ole Cheapy

Guest
I don't see the humor myself, it's obvious that this is some sort of bug preventing you from placing your boat properly. So how exactly do you suggest a GM solve this? Let me guess you want him to take the time to place your boat for you when there are others with more important issues in game that he can actually help?
 

Wulf2k

Stratics Legend
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
I believe it was the comment that they lack advanced knowledge of game mechanics.

That's kind of like reading the following:

Ole Cheapy said:
I have no advanced knowledge of killing crafters while naked
Or...
Wulf said:
I have no advanced knowledge of everything on every topic
Or even...
Queen Zen said:
I have no advanced knowledge of the time I caught the ferry to Skara. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Umbra, which is what they called Skara in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
 

Scuzzlebutt

Babbling Loonie
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
I believe it was the comment that they lack advanced knowledge of game mechanics.

That's kind of like reading the following:

Ole Cheapy said:
I have no advanced knowledge of killing crafters while naked
Or...
Wulf said:
I have no advanced knowledge of everything on every topic
Or even...
Queen Zen said:
I have no advanced knowledge of the time I caught the ferry to Skara. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Umbra, which is what they called Skara in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
My name is Scuzzlebutt, and I approve this post.
 
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