I had a dream last night were i was delivering pizza and I saw a moongate thru the woods. I immediately did a combat roll out of my car and sent it flying off a cliff. I bolted into the woods to get to the gate asap. who knows when it would close right? I had no idea the level of magery its caster had. When i finally made it to the gate a voice rang in my ears. it said something about adhesive or... something... any who i was pissed i couldn't get thru the gate. I was sure it was going to close on me. Then after a few seconds of sadness and panic a giant red face appeared behind me and it shouted "I AM THE PAGAN LORD!!!!" I immediately felt what must have been invisible legs round house kick me in the face, and i was propelled thru the moongate where an old man named hawkwind stood. Before him was a small pedestal with a pouch on it.
I asked the man, where are we? He said " The time of legends". I said "wtf"
He told me of a new device he had been working on but hadn't pitched to the devs yet. It was the pouch that laid before him high on the pedestal. Being disappointed that i was standing in void-space with an old man and his sack instead of LB's throne being dubbed the avatar, I sadly said, "go on...."
"It is a blessed bag" he said. "and It will only allow blessed item to be held inside. It will revolutionize legacy backpacks and organizational skills will be gifted to the masses. Just imagine," he professed, "the ability to carry 10 runebooks, which you probably need now since ultima online has like a billion facets, and you can have all those cool new spell books there for your human 20 needs. All nicely
placed and usable in the blessed bag. and the best part! when you die and come back to life, they stay in the bag!!!!!"
My throat exploded and i was overwhelmed with intense gas. This Idea was legendary.
"Now go!" he said "Spread the word to those of uhall! see if this idea makes any sense at all to others! Wake up!"
with that I received a connection lost gump. and awoke to make this post.
thoughts?
I asked the man, where are we? He said " The time of legends". I said "wtf"
He told me of a new device he had been working on but hadn't pitched to the devs yet. It was the pouch that laid before him high on the pedestal. Being disappointed that i was standing in void-space with an old man and his sack instead of LB's throne being dubbed the avatar, I sadly said, "go on...."
"It is a blessed bag" he said. "and It will only allow blessed item to be held inside. It will revolutionize legacy backpacks and organizational skills will be gifted to the masses. Just imagine," he professed, "the ability to carry 10 runebooks, which you probably need now since ultima online has like a billion facets, and you can have all those cool new spell books there for your human 20 needs. All nicely
placed and usable in the blessed bag. and the best part! when you die and come back to life, they stay in the bag!!!!!"
My throat exploded and i was overwhelmed with intense gas. This Idea was legendary.
"Now go!" he said "Spread the word to those of uhall! see if this idea makes any sense at all to others! Wake up!"
with that I received a connection lost gump. and awoke to make this post.
thoughts?
Jewelry always ends up under books for some reason it seems and it's under the last book too lol
