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[Ceno of MT]

Hail to thee to one and all!
I shall wait for you to sit before I go on...
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*looks at watch*
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ok! I do not wish to cause alarm to anyone but I must share this knowledge with everyone...
The economy has become so bad that...*pauses, composes self* that Eggo waffles are not able to afford to add as much chocolate to their chocolate eggo waffles!
No longer can you bite into a chocolate eggo waffle and taste the goodness of the chocolate eggo waffle!
No longer can you bite into a chocolate eggo waffle and be overwhelmed by joy and satisfaction when you taste that delicious chocolate that is in the chocolate eggo waffle!
NO LONGER can you bite into a chocolate eggo waffle and sigh with relief as the taste of the chocolate eggo waffle touches your delicate taste buds to let you know just how blinkin' amazing the chocolate eggo waffle is!

I for one, have shed a tear that I may no longer be able to do such things.

 

[WildStar]

*shakes head as she pretends that she doesn't know Ceno*

Silly Ceno!

 

[Zyron]

i LOL'D

















HARD

 

[Sara Of Baja]

Poor Ceno!

* wanders out to kitchen to stir up a batch of chocolate syrup for waffles *

 

[Mama Faith]

Ceno, you're nuts! They say that women are chocolate fiends but between you and my husband, I'd say men have some of us women beat hands down. *goes to the kitchen and writes chocolate syrup on her grocery list for her husband*

 

[Lord Frodo]

LOL

I to am a Chocoholic too (male).

Chocoholic is a portmanteau of "chocolate" and "alcoholic," referring to an alleged addiction to chocolate.

Chocoholism, if not maintained, may result in over-consumption of chocolate.

Yep, that's me.

 

[Ceno of MT]

Now now, I wasn't posting this because I am a "Chocoholic" I posted it because one should expect to be able to taste and savour that taste of a chocolate eggo waffle. I do not buy strawberries and expect to taste a banana! I buy strawberries to taste a strawberry!
Just as I buy a chocolate eggo waffle is to taste the chocolate of the chocolate eggo waffle.

*shakes head*

 

[Sara Of Baja]

Now now, I wasn't posting this because I am a "Chocoholic"

Isn't admitting you have an addiction one of the first stages of recovery? You seem to still be in denial lil brother!

 

[Bucko the Kid]

Greetings Good Ceno,

A true lover of waffles I am. In fact in my family there is a tradition where the men get up on Sunday mornings and make waffles for their ladies. I would be instantly murdered if I gave away the family recipe but this one is pretty darn close. You might want to start making your own and freeze them.

http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Chocolate-Waffles-I/Detail.aspx

Bon Apetite!

Chef Bucko

 

[Oriana]

*adds to the insanity*

Hi My name is Oriana and I am a chocoholic. But only if it's really good chocolate....Lindt Truffles anyone?