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Raptor wranglin': THE MOVIE

Piper [PGoH]

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IN A WORLD WHERE PREHISTORIC BEASTS ROAM THE OPEN PLAINS

AN ELITE ORGANIZATION FORMS TO KEEP SOCIETY FREE FROM THE GRASP OF THEIR POINTY, POINTY TALONS

...............sort of.


Coming soon to a theater near you!
http://s615.photobucket.com/player.swf?fil...p;os=1&ap=1



(It wasn't choppy while I was playing but it recorded that way, aaaaaaa)

...So maybe we got a little bored after Vallend and his posse left. Or maybe we've seen Jurassic Park a few too many times. But such speculation has no place here. Know only that should you ever need a pack of ornery raptors wrangled, we're your guys.
 

Black Sun

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That gave me a good chuckle this morning.
The Yakety Sax Music was perfect too.


I have to admit though, I was a bit disappointed I didn't hear the Jurassic Park theme anywhere in there.
 

Flutter

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Shame they didn't make those things stronger.
 
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katherinepgoh

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They're strong and fast enough that on foot they'll kill you! And even that way I was having to get heals when I cut corners too close on a mage with legendary wrestling and would take 3-4 hits at 15-20 a shot. The real danger is how fast they run!
 

Piper [PGoH]

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That gave me a good chuckle this morning.
The Yakety Sax Music was perfect too.


I have to admit though, I was a bit disappointed I didn't hear the Jurassic Park theme anywhere in there.
I considered it, but I didn't want to be toooooo predictable!


Shame they didn't make those things stronger.
The trouble with them is how fast they move. Even though they're not super strong, they keep right up with you, so they bite pretty frequently!
 
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