Where have all the scripters gone?

[lucksi]

Where have all the scripters gone
yes, where are all those fools?
I´m so alone in Heartwood now
and my dragon gots no food.
Isn´t there an invisible one upon a blue steed?
Late at night I toss and turn
and dream of what I need

I need a scripter,
I´m holding out for a scripter ´till the end of the night.
He´s gotta be slow
and gotta have kits
and be on autoroute.
I need a scripter,
I´m holding out for a scripter ´till the morning light.
He´s gotta be afk
and not call the guards
and I better not lag out.




Ok, so I was bored training imbuing...

 

[phantus]

Poor things haven't adapted to the new patch yet. A pity....

 

[Nastia Cross]

Where have all the scripters gone
yes, where are all those fools?
I´m so alone in Heartwood now
and my dragon gots no food.
Isn´t there an invisible one upon a blue steed?
Late at night I toss and turn
and dream of what I need

I need a scripter,
I´m holding out for a scripter ´till the end of the night.
He´s gotta be slow
and gotta have kits
and be on autoroute.
I need a scripter,
I´m holding out for a scripter ´till the morning light.
He´s gotta be afk
and not call the guards
and I better not lag out.




Ok, so I was bored training imbuing...

Hilarious! Is it pathetic that I know what song you adapted that from and sung your song along to the beat?

 

[lucksi]

Nah, it is pretty recognizable after all. At least when you are older. *hides*

I have no clue why that popped into my head today either. If I had spend more than 5 minutes on it, it would have been better

 

[Fresley]

I checked Heartwood (Fel side) yesterday without really thinking that their app hadn't been patched yet. I guess this explains the emptiness.

Last week, I ran into the guy with the tons of characters there. I don't know if I caused his script to autolog them all out or if it had crashed. When they left, there were 6 full backpacks on the ground scattered about. Searching through them I found 2 heartwood kits and 2 yew as well as some lesser ones. I would have preferred stealing them, but I'm not complaining.

 

[Black Sun]

Nah, it is pretty recognizable after all. At least when you are older. *hides*

I don't know if it's an older thing, I'm only 28 and I recognized it.

 

[Tazar]

I don't know if it's an older thing, I'm only 28 and I recognized it.

Congratulations! You are old---er...

 

[Black Sun]

You take that back! You're only as old as you act.
*runs off in search of lego's to play with*

 

[Setnaffa]

I wonder if EA/Mythic has finally found a way to permanently block the scripting tools with this new version of the client!

 

[Fink]

Nah, it is pretty recognizable after all. At least when you are older. *hides*

You could always say you know it from Jennifer Saunders' rendition in Shrek 2.

 

[CatLord]

I wonder if EA/Mythic has finally found a way to permanently block the scripting tools with this new version of the client!

something close to punkbuster implemented in that huge patch would be nice...

those that would like to play uo fair and square... those that dont... au revoir.

just my personal perspective.

 

[Podolak]

something close to punkbuster implemented in that huge patch would be nice...

those that would like to play uo fair and square... those that dont... au revoir.

just my personal perspective.

The website for the popular scripting program indicates that the programmer has been ill and hasn't had time to rewrite for the new update. So I say we should all enjoy our scripterless time while it is here. Once the programmer updates his application, they will have the 0-120 imbuing in 2.3 hours script in no time.

 

[Theo_GL]

Reminds me of Kevin Bacon......


I'll tell you what - the new crafting changes have made heartwood quests SO much easier. Who needs to script?

Put 70 boards in pack. Set tool to create quest items.
Accept quest for simple bows.
Tell it to 'make 10' and then collect reward.

This is a snap now... Thank you Dev Team!

 

[Podolak]

Reminds me of Kevin Bacon......


I'll tell you what - the new crafting changes have made heartwood quests SO much easier. Who needs to script?

Put 70 boards in pack. Set tool to create quest items.
Accept quest for simple bows.
Tell it to 'make 10' and then collect reward.

This is a snap now... Thank you Dev Team!

Yes...that was an awesome addition.

 

[CatLord]

Maybe he is following the swedish football team (<< real football)

*gets ready to run for cover*

 

[UOKaiser]

Yes...that was an awesome addition.

Being around a long long time with KR

 

[The Fallout]

I wonder if EA/Mythic has finally found a way to permanently block the scripting tools with this new version of the client!

Sadly no this is not the case, they will be back.

 

[Endrik]

The website for the popular scripting program indicates that the programmer has been ill and hasn't had time to rewrite for the new update. So I say we should all enjoy our scripterless time while it is here. Once the programmer updates his application, they will have the 0-120 imbuing in 2.3 hours script in no time.

I dont care if your the worlds greatest scripter... You can only click the options so fast... and there is no way you will every be able to 120 Imbuing in 2 hours... its just not physically possible.

 

[Podolak]

I dont care if your the worlds greatest scripter... You can only click the options so fast... and there is no way you will every be able to 120 Imbuing in 2 hours... its just not physically possible.

Woh now hold the boat...I was just exaggerating for dramatic effect!

 

[Diomedes Artega]

Sadly no this is not the case, they will be back.

I thought they implemented PunkBuster?

 

[onthefifty]

Maybe he is following the swedish football team (<< real football)

*gets ready to run for cover*

ok i'll bite

you can call it real football only after the players stop going down like they were shot with a cannon, after another player puts a pinky on them.

rolling around in agony looking for a call, only to be up 10 seconds later and running down the field like a gazelle.

if they cleaned up the diving that goes on in that sport it would be a truly wonderful game.

 

[The Fallout]

I thought they implemented PunkBuster?

I'm pretty sure they didn't. They were going to years ago, but everyone was whining about for some reason.

 

[Viper09]

Poor things haven't adapted to the new patch yet. A pity....