I've been reading UHall and feeling yall's pain. I found this UO parody song by Midas from some years ago. I think it sums up nicely what I've read is going on the last few days with the SA launch. 
"Prepatchday"
(Parody of "Yesterday" - The Beatles)
(lyrics and performance by Midas)
prepatchday - all the bugs, they seemed so far away
now it looks as though they're here to stay
oh, I believe in prepatch day
suddenly - this is not the game it used to be
there's a skill nerf hanging over me
oh, damn patch day came suddenly
why lag had to grow, I don't know - they wouldn't say
skill gains very wrong, now I long for prepatchday
prepatchday - "this is such a killer game", I'd say
now I need a private shard to play
oh, I believe in prepatch day
Thank you Midas (Whereever u be) for writing that!
Jirel

"Prepatchday"
(Parody of "Yesterday" - The Beatles)
(lyrics and performance by Midas)
prepatchday - all the bugs, they seemed so far away
now it looks as though they're here to stay
oh, I believe in prepatch day
suddenly - this is not the game it used to be
there's a skill nerf hanging over me
oh, damn patch day came suddenly
why lag had to grow, I don't know - they wouldn't say
skill gains very wrong, now I long for prepatchday
prepatchday - "this is such a killer game", I'd say
now I need a private shard to play
oh, I believe in prepatch day
Thank you Midas (Whereever u be) for writing that!
Jirel