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this IS a cry thread!

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Wiffle Dust

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are you tired of the same old thing? did you get scammed? do you have a grudge aginst pvp tamers, faction arties, or what should or shouldnt be blessed?? well this is your thread! why waste time posting a new one when it can all be done here. ot on topic or hot topic cry, moan,weeze,or babble away here!:thumbsup:
 
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Ole Cheapy

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My woman can't cook, she can't iron, what the hell did I do to deserve this????????? Everything she cook taste like salt and feels like wood!
 

Lord_Puffy

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are you tired of the same old thing? did you get scammed? do you have a grudge aginst pvp tamers, faction arties, or what should or shouldnt be blessed?? well this is your thread! why waste time posting a new one when it can all be done here. ot on topic or hot topic cry, moan,weeze,or babble away here!:thumbsup:
kind of like this thread? where ur crying about people crying?

i love u people :) thanks for the laughs n goodtimes :danceb:
 
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Wiffle Dust

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kind of like this thread? where ur crying about people crying?

i love u people :) thanks for the laughs n goodtimes :danceb:
im simply giving back to the comunity that has given me ohh soo much.a vent thread.yee!:D
 

Wulf2k

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Everything she cook taste like salt and feels like wood!
There's a joke somewhere in there about you liking the salty taste of wood.
 
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Fanta(Siege)

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are you tired of the same old thing? did you get scammed? do you have a grudge aginst pvp tamers, faction arties, or what should or shouldnt be blessed?? well this is your thread! why waste time posting a new one when it can all be done here. ot on topic or hot topic cry, moan,weeze,or babble away here!:thumbsup:

What the heck? why would you even post this to try to make people cry? It might be understandable if you had cried in it or something but still annoying but just setting people up for a cry thread???:coco::sleep2::talktothehand:
 

Wulf2k

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How bad does the cooking have to be before you start eating books?
 
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Wiffle Dust

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What the heck? why would you even post this to try to make people cry? It might be understandable if you had cried in it or something but still annoying but just setting people up for a cry thread???:coco::sleep2::talktothehand:
ummm...cus it was a joke? possiably?
 

Wulf2k

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All in favour of revoking WiffleBiscuit's joking privileges, say "Spoon."
 

Uvtha

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My parents never gave me the pony I always wanted.
 
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Fanta(Siege)

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ummm...cus it was a joke? possiably?
yes but still as a joke its just a waste of a board post we get enough crying we dont need to be joking about it when we can just read the boards and laugh :p
 

Wulf2k

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I wasted my life inventing a time machine to go back and kill Iki's pony at birth.
 
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HaHa

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My woman can't cook, she can't iron, what the hell did I do to deserve this????????? Everything she cook taste like salt and feels like wood!
Meh, wood would be an improvement over what mine can cook. What I wouldnt give for a nice pine wood steak.

mmmmm
 

Wulf2k

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See, me and Crit said pretty much the same thing.

Can anybody figure out why he was modded and I was not?

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
 
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old man mcbeggin

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I am at the dr. Office and dr phil is on the tv I have been waiting here for an hour now. Somebody shoot me. Just end it all
 
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YuriGaDaisukiDa

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Meh, wood would be an improvement over what mine can cook. What I wouldnt give for a nice pine wood steak.

mmmmm
you guys dont cook for your girls? I must live in a different world, I do most of the cooking for my girl...
 

Wulf2k

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Mine doesn't approve of bacon breakfasts and hamburger dinners as a lifestyle.

Apparently microwaved burritos and mini-pizzas are right out.
 
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YuriGaDaisukiDa

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Mine doesn't approve of bacon breakfasts and hamburger dinners as a lifestyle.

Apparently microwaved burritos and mini-pizzas are right out.
I cook chicken and pasta and fried rice, and mac and cheese, and sea food and whatever else she wants, guess that makes me her servent. O well life is blissfull
 

Wulf2k

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I'm not saying women belong in the kitchen, but everybody should do what they're best at. If food's your thing, that's good, but it would be a crime against nutrition to put me, and many other males (and a non-negligible number of women), in charge of the household diet.

"Honey, I couldn't figure out the icing, so I just let some bacon grease congeal on top of the cake and stuck some candles in it. Also, I couldn't figure out the cake, so it's just a bowl of congealed bacon grease. Just ignore that thing in the bottom of the bowl, we didn't have any clean bowls and it bit me when I tried to get it out. Happy Birthday."
 

QueenZen

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you guys dont cook for your girls? I must live in a different world, I do most of the cooking for my girl...
In our household we both cook bake fry and create meals.

When he was young his mother taught him how to, always saying to him,
what if you remain single or marry some one that has no clue how to cook ? Are ya going to starve to death or eat out all the time ? :)

Some of the best chefs in the world are MEN !

Cooking is not gender specific. We seldom nuke a meal here, hardly find a need to eat out when his steaks oft far surpass anything we can buy at some resturant. He says the same about my pasta better than most resturants can serve up made from scratch. And HIS Thanksgiving turkey gravy is so awesome, it is his specialty on Thanksgiving while the turkey and trimmings are my forte. :) And he never tries to make sloppy joes says to me ...one day you will have to tell me your secret ingredients !

We both cook here, and we also own, his and her weed whackers to cuz we both trim the jungle trying to grow, in our yard.:)

Oh ps and tonite's menu, HE is deep frying up some chicken wings, shrimp and I will be doing fried green tomatos, and tatos on the side. He just felt like crankin on the deep fryer today, although we do not use it that often though. :)
 

Wulf2k

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Are ya going to starve to death or eat out all the time ?
I don't think he'd stay single forever if he ate ou....

Wait, that's highly inappropriate.
 

Wulf2k

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we also own, his and her weed whackers to cuz we both trim the jungle trying to grow, in our yard.
Why does my mind take me to these places?!
 

QueenZen

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*laughs*

No clue why ye mind wonders so. :)


I did major in human psychology in college though, so maybe I will have to figure out the workings within ye mind, one fine year when I have time.

ohh he is making a lime margaritta soak for them shrimps and chicken wingies that is is going to deep fry. And he decided he wanted some cinnamon sugared soft taco shells deep fried as another deserty tex mex side to our meal tonite, sooo I have me work cut out for me too, those are my specialties. *goes to cut up soft taco shells into quarters*
 

Wulf2k

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I have no clue what you're talking about....

*pushes a powder-coated hooker back into the drawer with his foot*
 
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Rykus

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My wife is a wonderful human, and she can do many things well, but cooking is generally not one of them. I am far from a professional cook, but I am very picky, pretty detail oriented, and can follow directions pretty well. My wife is oddly enough very good at baking, but you really don't want to eat very much of anything else she makes.. :)

Fortunately my 16 year-old daughter is turning out to have some very good culinary inclinations, and very much enjoys cooking. She loves to bake, fry, grill, and everything else. She also got my attention to detail genes, so just about everything she tries turns out very well.

It's safe to say she will be missed when she moves out in about a year and a half, as we will have to get used to cooking for ourselves again. heh
 

Wulf2k

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Just hide some open booze in the car, then call the cops on her next time she's driving.

DUI = stay at home cook.
 

Skylark SP

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Heh...not long after my brother was married, he and his wife were visiting and I was making dinner for all of us. I don't remember what I was cooking, but it was just me and my brother in the kitchen at a particular moment in time, and he lifted a pot lid, breathed deeply, and said rather pitifully "How long until it is ready? I'd forgotten what good food cooking smells like." Alas, his wife walked around the corner into the kitchen at that exact moment, and heard him. The laser beams shooting from her eyes narrowly missed incinerating him on the spot, which is fortunate, as I am rather fond of my brother. :D

-Skylark
 

UncleSham

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you cant make a cry thread .. that is SO unfair ... WAH




nobody lets me make a cry thread ... *kicks dust*
 
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Quira

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Generally, as a cry thread, this sucks.

Nobody is even accusing anybody of anything! It's an old wives cooking thread if you ask me!

So let's get this thing kick started...

I hate people who hate PvP tamers! I am not a PvP tamer, but my pet gets killed every time because people think I am a PvP tamer! I mean, look at me!!! Before I type "all" my pet is dead. And to be honest, after that, the "kill" looks really silly.

Kind regards
 

UncleSham

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*pictures*

"all" *freezes* ... wait a min , wtf happened


*comes out of lag*

"OoOoo"


oh im dead , joy !


lol

ok . how bout this one ?

this is SIEGE dammit . WHY does my spirit lack cohesion ? wtf is this ? WAH !
 

Mr.StinkyPants

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Generally, as a cry thread, this sucks.

Nobody is even accusing anybody of anything! It's an old wives cooking thread if you ask me!

So let's get this thing kick started...

I hate people who hate PvP tamers! I am not a PvP tamer, but my pet gets killed every time because people think I am a PvP tamer! I mean, look at me!!! Before I type "all" my pet is dead. And to be honest, after that, the "kill" looks really silly.

Kind regards

quira smells of fresh peaches! i was told by another player......and well i hate! peaches and therefore i cry
 

QueenZen

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Hey now, some of us may be, old wives, ya know !! !! !!

*crys*
 

Wulf2k

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That would imply that he stops thinking about sex after an average of 34 seconds.

To that I say, "Pfft."
 

Skylark SP

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Because It's a scientific fact that a man thinks about sex at least once every 35 seconds.
Exactly how would one go about conducting a study on that?

Researcher: Are you thinking about sex?
ManSubject1: Now that you mention it...

*30 seconds later*

Researcher: Hey, are you thinking about sex?
*ManSubject1 punches Researcher*
ManSubject1: Stop interrupting my train of thought!

-Skylark
 

Roland'

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*laughs*

No clue why ye mind wonders so. :)


I did major in human psychology in college though, so maybe I will have to figure out the workings within ye mind, one fine year when I have time.

ohh he is making a lime margaritta soak for them shrimps and chicken wingies that is is going to deep fry. And he decided he wanted some cinnamon sugared soft taco shells deep fried as another deserty tex mex side to our meal tonite, sooo I have me work cut out for me too, those are my specialties. *goes to cut up soft taco shells into quarters*
My cry is that QZ's posts are too long. I rarely can read through the whole thing. Please start making A.D.D. sensitive posts QZ.

My thanks,
Roland
 

Roland'

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Generally, as a cry thread, this sucks.

Nobody is even accusing anybody of anything! It's an old wives cooking thread if you ask me!

So let's get this thing kick started...

I hate people who hate PvP tamers! I am not a PvP tamer, but my pet gets killed every time because people think I am a PvP tamer! I mean, look at me!!! Before I type "all" my pet is dead. And to be honest, after that, the "kill" looks really silly.

Kind regards
I cry about people who dont know how to make simple macros Like "say.. All Kill"
 
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