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archite666
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You ever take a finished dish out of the oven and drop it?
Like an entire manicotti?
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Like an entire manicotti?
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My poor wife.....
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archite666
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oh if you only knew...
shes crying and im like "its just food!"
and i got kileld this morning what a wretched sunday
shes crying and im like "its just food!"
and i got kileld this morning what a wretched sunday
IT IS NOT JUST FOOD !!!
men pffffffft
It is time, it is energy and it may even have been her best ever creative manicotti yet that she planned just special for dinner with you. AND YOU BROKE IT ALL TO HELL chunks of china or corning wear whatever in her masterpiece manicotti...and a MESS all over the floor too !!
I do hope ya are either taking her out for a nice quiet calming dinner ...or at least gave her a hug and ordered a pizza !
men pffffffft
It is time, it is energy and it may even have been her best ever creative manicotti yet that she planned just special for dinner with you. AND YOU BROKE IT ALL TO HELL chunks of china or corning wear whatever in her masterpiece manicotti...and a MESS all over the floor too !!
I do hope ya are either taking her out for a nice quiet calming dinner ...or at least gave her a hug and ordered a pizza !
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archite666
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No no you misunderstand...
SHE dropped it.
Hence while I said "its only food" to alleviate some of that stress.
SHE dropped it.
Hence while I said "its only food" to alleviate some of that stress.
Had to correct your post GG.
I took a pan of cookies out of the oven, lost balanced and used the non-mitted hand to stabalize it which promptly lead to the whole pan being flipped in the air and my daughter wondering why Daddy was in the kitchin yelling obscenities like a madman.
Not the same thing but I once watched a man drive his brand new motorcycle off the lot and straight across the road into the ditch. It... was... awesome!!!
Admittedly funny.
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lindzschaper
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Yeah, that really sucks! Poor Mrs. Cash!
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HaHa
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or atleast a back hand right?IT IS NOT JUST FOOD !!!
men pffffffft
It is time, it is energy and it may even have been her best ever creative manicotti yet that she planned just special for dinner with you. AND YOU BROKE IT ALL TO HELL chunks of china or corning wear whatever in her masterpiece manicotti...and a MESS all over the floor too !!
I do hope ya are either taking her out for a nice quiet calming dinner ...or at least gave her a hug and ordered a pizza !
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HaHa
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Nor chicken livers...
Oh SHE dropped it ! Sorry was thinking you you MALE YOU ! haha
You can always tell her it could been worse...like making two twin birthday cakes using all the bells and whistles of Wilton Cake Decorating to make each twins' own birthday cake, all unique to each of them...and then seeing your black lab stretch over to the middle of the beautiful birthday displays on your table...to EAT parts of both birthday cakes even before ya got the pictures of the cakes taken....yes I wept !
Hours of work gone to a black lab cake lover in moments. Aside from the destruction, who wants to eat bithday cakes your black lab took huge chunks of it out slobberin thru both of cakes in moments ?
I can still remember *how they looked* before...and after.
Hers was SHE RA his was HE MAN ...then both became...doggie goo !DARN DOG ! lol Never turn your back on a tall black lab named BEAR, leaving the kitchen to go get your camera, with 2freshly frosted comic hero'd birthday cakes...on your table.
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archite666
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Nor chicken....
*TMI INCOMING*
I have a bad habit of doing house hold things naked, including cooking.
Iv always heard how many incidents there are a year from now but it doest stop me..
Like two weeks ago we were frying chicken for.... um.... I think it was quesadillas..
Had to leap backwards like I was in a action flick to keep from getting grease on... well you know.
Also took a shot in the eye that same day from grease, thank god it didnt hurt my vision, I wonder if other people wear goggles....
HaHa should have fun with all this....
I used to do the same thing, until I got a grease splatter on my stomach which scared me enough to wear pants when cooking now.
Coming from a person that does cook a lot, it REALLY sucks when you work on something for a long time and it gets ruined. I made a HUGE thing of home made russet potato hash browns, and cooked them with some FF cheese and about 24 eggs so I could have around 4 meals for the next weeks breakfast(I always cook food in advance) I had it by both handles, the handle BREAKS OFF, I think before the food even hit the ground I had picked up the dish and slammed it against the wall.
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Ole Cheapy
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The way the food taste in this house the **** needs to be dropped.
hahahaha
ROFLMMFAO! I alwasy at least had underwear on! The captain no like hotbacon grease!
Tell your wife I have a .7 cooking SOT on my vendor she can have.. :-}
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Ole Cheapy
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Yeah if she has to stomach looking at you naked then I feel very sorry for her.
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archite666
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LOL at the last 3 posts.
MOOK that **** was funny as hell, you owe me another bottle of water.
MOOK that **** was funny as hell, you owe me another bottle of water.
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archite666
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Hey I got alot going for me, even Air Force PT, is still PT so I work out daily.
I'm just pale. I could always tan, but you will always be fat and ugly.
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Blindside
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HAHAHAHAH ROFLMMFAO HAHAHAH AIR FORCE PT??? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 
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Blindside
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CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU GUYS DO PT WITH TEN SPEED BIKES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:loser:
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archite666
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!
THAT BIKE IS TOUGH!
No seriously we aint done the bike is a very long time.
THAT BIKE IS TOUGH!
No seriously we aint done the bike is a very long time.
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Blindside
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SURE FLYBOY SURE!!!!!!!
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Daleth
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Okay I think I have cooked naked, but never frying anything, but I have had brats cooking on the grill. I was wearing a bathing suit and cut one open to see if they were done and the juice shot up in the air and promptly went down in between the cleavage and after a quick scream the nearest cold beverage was following it down the same path!
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Pics or it did not happen... *winks*
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Daleth
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Are those real, OMG, thats just gross, I feel sorry for her.
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If you see it on the internet it must be true...
I bet elmer throughly enjoyed all this
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Thats justa little too much cushion for the pushin right there..
They were a little swollen after words.....but I got a pic for ya
I'd go into cardiac arrest just trying to bench press those damn things
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I just scored a 280 on my Army PT, was pretty disappointing
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Relax doll... That is an obvious photo shop...
Rock hard over here.
They were a little swollen after words.....but I got a pic for ya