Where are all the Kids gone to?

[Gladius]

We have facilities for players to get err married in UO.

But God forbid where are their offsprings eh? Perhaps a new skill Nanny should be introduced don't you think?

Oh Legendary would allow you to run an orphanage.

-G-

 

[Cear Dallben Dragon]

i killed them all in dungeon wrong, Ultima six about two days ago. pretty mest up.

 

[HillBilly]

i killed them all in dungeon wrong, Ultima six about two days ago. pretty mest up.

LMAO.

Choose your actions wisely. (Or so we thought)

 

[Frarc]

Kids? ... is that what my daemon eats for a snack?

 

[Gladius]

I understand the marriage thingy goes with a ring as well

 

[mutau]

The fire explosions fireworks that come with the weddings, secretly sterilizes you. It's part of a ultra triple secret conspiracy.

 

[Basara]

And, the real answer is that the nanny-states of several European countries go spastic if you have the capability in-game to kill electrons that appear to be children.

Which is really funny, considering European history, and all the children killed in pillaging & sieges, abused in same, or pressed into military service, in the last 1000 years of history there.

Hell, a couple of them even consider "spastic" hate speech against persons with nerve/muscle spasm disorders, despite the term not being used to describe such conditions for decades, and nearly no one actually knowing the origin of the word anymore.

 

[Gladius]

Pillage.. why not huh?

 

[MoneyMaker]

Children? Isn't that the same thing as the Hoarde Minion? (summoned and regular) My kids sure do remind me of them.

Piercing little screams......check.
Snatch up anything not nailed down..........check
Voracious appetite for destruction..............check,check, and triple check!
When not actively snatching or destroying, sitting around ignoring everything else.........CHECK!


Hmm seems to me that we already have the equivalent of children in UO.

 

[Slayvite]

The children are all up pretending to be Savage warriors in the fort.
(well they only come upto waist height now so they look like children)

 

[MalagAste]

Children? Isn't that the same thing as the Hoarde Minion? (summoned and regular) My kids sure do remind me of them.

Piercing little screams......check.
Snatch up anything not nailed down..........check
Voracious appetite for destruction..............check,check, and triple check!
When not actively snatching or destroying, sitting around ignoring everything else.........CHECK!


Hmm seems to me that we already have the equivalent of children in UO.

Agreed.... and then they get sent off to some boarding training school... and never heard from again....

 

[Cailleach]

Agreed.... and then they get sent off to some boarding training school... and never heard from again....

Only if you're REALLY lucky or rich. Otherwise they hang around forever, messin the place up and eating you out of house and home!

 

[Gladius]

Ah a nation of hoard minions has taken over Sosaria! Step aside Shadow Lords.

Come let us pillage Luna!

-G-

 

[Zodiac19]

Children? Isn't that the same thing as the Hoarde Minion? (summoned and regular) My kids sure do remind me of them.

Piercing little screams......check.
Snatch up anything not nailed down..........check
Voracious appetite for destruction..............check,check, and triple check!
When not actively snatching or destroying, sitting around ignoring everything else.........CHECK!

This is the exact reason I don't have kids and never will. Well also I would hate to have a kid or more like I was, can you little Bastage.......

 

[five oclock]

Children? Isn't that the same thing as the Hoarde Minion? (summoned and regular) My kids sure do remind me of them.

Piercing little screams......check.
Snatch up anything not nailed down..........check
Voracious appetite for destruction..............check,check, and triple check!
When not actively snatching or destroying, sitting around ignoring everything else.........CHECK!


Hmm seems to me that we already have the equivalent of children in UO.

LoL..So true!

 

[Gladius]

Fellow Citizens of the Realm together let us all petition the Lord Casca not to allow these Denizen's of the Dark proliferate throughout Sosaria!

-G-

 

[Sweeney]

I was going to give a decent response to the topic, but everyone before me turned this into a joke.. so shouldn't this go to another forum?

 

[shanshu]

I was going to give a decent response to the topic, but everyone before me turned this into a joke.. so shouldn't this go to another forum?

Shouldn't you stop whining? Everyone else seems to be doing fine with this thread exactly where it is. This ain't the Sweeney show. If it was, we'd all be dreadfully bored.

 

[Cailleach]

I was going to give a decent response to the topic, but everyone before me turned this into a joke.. so shouldn't this go to another forum?

Sometimes, threads wander. It's what they do.