leavin' on a jet plane

[Blesh]

Granted, warhammer is the top MMO to ever be created. Everyone flocks to warhammer, subsequently crashing all servers. after servers are restored, warhammer team decides to go a new "WoW" direction.


I wish I had some banana bread (without walnuts *gags*)


Don't worry petra. we are only bashing each others wishes, as that is how this game is played. Hopefully no one's feelings are hurt by this bit-o-fun.

granted, you have banana bread with cockroaches for crunch.

i wish i had a crunch bar.

 

[Sorcon Gartius]

Granted, you have a crunch bar. The crunch? Rocks...

I wish my tap water was Dasani.

 

[Blesh]

Granted, you have a crunch bar. The crunch? Rocks...

I wish my tap water was Dasani.

granted but you now live in London

link related


I wish myth busters had its own channel where it played 24/7

 

[Sorcon Gartius]

Granted, Myth Busters has a channel, but they signed exclusive distribution with the channel, so they're only available on that channel. That channel decided to launch in MythBuster's highest Demographic...Alabama. So, unless you move to Alabama, you'll never see MythBusters again!

I wish I could observe Blesh trying to interact with people in Alabama.

 

[MoneyMaker]

Granted, you observe blesh interacting with the people of alabama (HILARIOUS!!!), but everyone in alabama blames you for blesh being in alabama. In true southern style, you are hanged for bringing in an outsider.


I wish I had more stew.

 

[Blesh]

Granted, you observe blesh interacting with the people of alabama (HILARIOUS!!!), but everyone in alabama blames you for blesh being in alabama. In true southern style, you are hanged for bringing in an outsider.


I wish I had more stew.

granted! :: passes you another bowl of toenail and roadkill stew::


i wish Pariah could remember how to get to the flea market

 

[DevilsOwn]

Granted! and he has managed to purchase every single flea they had for sale and they are now residing in your carpeting

I wish everyone could be civil when posting on UHall

 

[Sorcon Gartius]

Granted, people became civil on U-hall..unfortunately that also came with a side of "hell freezing over" and now the earth is covered in an Ice Age of immense proportions.

I wish I had a blanket...

 

[MoneyMaker]

Granted, you now have a blanket. unfortunately it is a recieving blanket for a baby.


I wish that River Monsters would do a show in alabama.

 

[Sorcon Gartius]

Granted, they did a show while you were on vacation in Mexico...oh and you caught Swine Flu...and somehow you came back so dark people mistook you for a mexican when you arrived in Alabama. You're floating in the Ohatchee...you're dead

I wish I was in a fight club.

 

[MoneyMaker]

Granted, your invited to a local fight club to be the towel boy.

I wish I didn't sunburn.


Nice touch with the sad face. Makes me almost feel like you cared.
Freaking hilarious thread.

 

[Blesh]

Granted, your invited to a local fight club to be the towel boy.

I wish I didn't sunburn.


Nice touch with the sad face. Makes me almost feel like you cared.
Freaking hilarious thread.

granted

sun cant get through all the fur, now can it?


I wish someone would give MoneyMaker a razor.

 

[MoneyMaker]

Granted, I am given a razor, but I acidentally nick a artery while trying to shave. Upon investigation, by the police, my death is ruled a homocide. At last report, they were looking for a woman named Blesh as the prime suspect.



I wish that Blesh would find some more cool pics to post.

My wife loved that one. She said that it almost looks like me, on a Monday morning.

 

[Blesh]

Granted, I am given a razor, but I acidentally nick a artery while trying to shave. Upon investigation, by the police, my death is ruled a homocide. At last report, they were looking for a woman named Blesh as the prime suspect.



I wish that Blesh would find some more cool pics to post.

My wife loved that one. She said that it almost looks like me, on a Monday morning.

Granted! Heres what UO would look like if it was live action and done with frogs!

I wish i could find something to watch on tv.

 

[Blesh]

yay! i killed this thread!

 

[MoneyMaker]

Granted, you find something to watch on T.V.
A documentary on the evolution of sword wielding frogs and their downfall.


I wish that people would get over the mayan calendar "prophecy".


Nope, it didn't die. It just took a small hyatus.

 

[DGgnome]

Granted, but now the space-time-continuoum has blown up and sorcon is now the lecherous leader of earth!


I wish Anime that is actually good would be in complete seasons at fry's electronics and not "series" that contain five episodes...

 

[Luc of Legends]

Granted, but now the space-time-continuoum has blown up and sorcon is now the lecherous leader of earth!


I wish Anime that is actually good would be in complete seasons at fry's electronics and not "series" that contain five episodes...

Granted.....Sadly all the Fry's near you explode simultaneously, lucky no one was hurt but all the dvds melted. The website (assuming they have one) also crash so no Anime for you.

I wish i was younger, prettier and had better memory. (whew what a wish)

Luc

 

[Annienox]

Granted! You are now 6, the prettiest lil girl in your 1st grade class and you are the only one that can recite the whole alphabet without having to sing it.

I wish I was smarter (both book and common) so that I could work from home and make more money.

 

[MoneyMaker]

Granted, you are now more knowlegeable (both book and common), unfortunately, debt that has accumulated as quickly as your knowlege. Failing to pay your debts has resulted in you being place in debtors prison, where you now work off your debts from the safety of your cell.



I wish I didn't have to drive through traffic that acts as though they are going to a funeral, daily!

 

[Sorcon Gartius]

Granted, now it's your funeral instead.

I wish I had more beer

 

[MoneyMaker]

Granted. You now have more beer, flat, stale, non-alcoholic, warm beer. enjoy



I wish I could catch more catfish at the henry neely dam. stupid snaggers.

 

[Jirel of Joiry]

Granted you catch a boat full of catfish...however the game warden catches you fishing without a license so you have to throw em all back.

I wish that I had Marilyn Monroe's lovely figure.

 

[DGgnome]

Granted, but to get there you had to go through 3 spouts of disentary and now you have an artificial large intestine



I wish I could find extreamly good IDOC's on Legends

 

[MoneyMaker]

Granted, you find a whole row of houses in IDOC. Chocked full of chests and each is filled to the max. Unfortunately, you are unable to claim a single chest due to a new IDOC guild on the scene, who employ Super scripts and a T3 connection.


(Jirel, I wouldn't have to put them back , I would go to Jail . Alabama is a bit on the tough side for that offense.)

I wish I could retire (work) early.

 

[Blesh]

Granted, you find a whole row of houses in IDOC. Chocked full of chests and each is filled to the max. Unfortunately, you are unable to claim a single chest due to a new IDOC guild on the scene, who employ Super scripts and a T3 connection.


(Jirel, I wouldn't have to put them back , I would go to Jail . Alabama is a bit on the tough side for that offense.)

I wish I could retire (work) early.

granted, you retire early! however you havent saved your money very well, and are forced to live off of cat food.



i wish i wasn't so bored

 

[Sorcon Gartius]

Granted, you're not bored because you're now crying hysterically.

I wish my wife wasn't involved in a car accident today.

 

[Blesh]

Granted, you're not bored because you're now crying hysterically.

I wish my wife wasn't involved in a car accident today.

granted, she wasnt involved in a car accident, she was involved in a pie accident. she's now covered head to toe in banana cream pie. guess you'll have to lick it off

i wish the people i worked with weren't such *******.

 

[MoneyMaker]

Granted, you now work with super intelligent geniuses, but you, unfortunately, are still of standard intelligence and have been fired for not pulling your intellectual weight.


I wish I was 20 again.

 

[Blesh]

Granted, you now work with super intelligent geniuses, but you, unfortunately, are still of standard intelligence and have been fired for not pulling your intellectual weight.


I wish I was 20 again.

granted, you are now 20 months old. enjoy crapping your pants.


i wish the wow login servers would get fixed.

 

[Sorcon Gartius]

Granted the login servers are fixed and you're playing WoW...Unfortunately I know this because I'm outside your window with a knife watching you and plotting my next move.

I wish Blesh's window was unlocked.

 

[Blesh]

Granted the login servers are fixed and you're playing WoW...Unfortunately I know this because I'm outside your window with a knife watching you and plotting my next move.

I wish Blesh's window was unlocked.

granted, my window is unlocked, however pariah spotted you and is pointing a shotgun at your head.

i wish sorcon would live through the shotgun blast

 

[Sorcon Gartius]

Granted, I took a shotgun blast to the head and it only made me laugh..Unfortunately you've just found out I'm immortal and everyone who finds out this secret is either married to me or dead.

"Choose Your Own Adventure"

I wish Blesh didn't know my secret.

 

[Blesh]

Granted, I took a shotgun blast to the head and it only made me laugh..Unfortunately you've just found out I'm immortal and everyone who finds out this secret is either married to me or dead.

"Choose Your Own Adventure"

I wish Blesh didn't know my secret.

granted, i dont know your secret, however i would have been safe anyways, since i was married to you for a few months.

remember?

i wish sorcon wasnt so forgetfull.

 

[Sorcon Gartius]

Granted, I'm not forgetful.... I now remember everything, which has left me mentally insane and vengeful.... So you're waking up to this tomorrow.

I wish I could forget things, let them go, and not harbor evil thoughts.

 

[Blesh]

Granted, I'm not forgetful.... I now remember everything, which has left me mentally insane and vengeful.... So you're waking up to this tomorrow.

I wish I could forget things, let them go, and not harbor evil thoughts.

granted, have fun with your alzheimer's.


i wish i had slept more today

 

[Sorcon Gartius]

Granted...

Enjoy your Nap!

I wish they could recycle dead people into beer.

 

[DGgnome]

Granted, but now you have made me nausious, causing my severe acid reflux to freak out all over your face, which makes you two face from batman.

I wish Leo was on UO more often and all the old G-X people would come back...

 

[Tovladian Soltyr]

Granted but you some how do something to peeve each and everyone of them off and they hate you now, leaving you cold and alone in game.

I wish the plastic from those boxed "Family Dinners" would just come off easier...not in dozens of pieces

 

[Blesh]

Granted but you some how do something to peeve each and everyone of them off and they hate you now, leaving you cold and alone in game.

I wish the plastic from those boxed "Family Dinners" would just come off easier...not in dozens of pieces

granted, they now shatter the moment you remove them from the oven, falling into your food. you eat them and hope they don't obstruct your bowels just to make life easier.


i wish for a giant life sized stuffed panda bear.

 

[Tovladian Soltyr]

granted, they now shatter the moment you remove them from the oven, falling into your food. you eat them and hope they don't obstruct your bowels just to make life easier.


i wish for a giant life sized stuffed panda bear.

Granted, however you are arrest cause you are practicing Taxidermy to stuff an Endangered Species.

I wish I didn't have allergies.

 

[MoneyMaker]

Granted. The only way the doctor was able to alieviate your allergies was to also remove all of your olfactory organs as well.



I wish that it was warm again, I hate 40 degree mornings.

 

[Blesh]

Granted. The only way the doctor was able to alieviate your allergies was to also remove all of your olfactory organs as well.



I wish that it was warm again, I hate 40 degree mornings.

Granted, the earth's rotation has shifted and we now have 150 degree mornings on a regular basis. everyone has moved to the north and south poles to try and stay cool enough to survive. this causes major overcrowding making life barely livable.


i wish this ** animation avatar thing would go away forever.

 

[MoneyMaker]

Granted, it is now replaced with this one.......



I wish my can would load.

 

[Tovladian Soltyr]

Granted but just as it was finished loading the photo hosting website you used crashed and lost 90% of the photo's they were hosting, including yours.

I wish I was awarded free life time subscriptions for my UO accounts lol.

 

[Omnicron]

Granted, but what you thought was life time access to your Ultima Online accounts, actually turned out to be fetish porn sites dedicated to midgets, vikings, and horses.

I wish Sorcon, didnt teach me to be so awesome. Thanks dewd.

 

[Blesh]

Granted, but what you thought was life time access to your Ultima Online accounts, actually turned out to be fetish porn sites dedicated to midgets, vikings, and horses.

I wish Sorcon, didnt teach me to be so awesome. Thanks dewd.

Granted, he didnt teach you to be awesome, he actually taught you to be just like him. (ZING!)


i wish uo would do a week of logging in for free, so i could poke around in my stash of goodies without having to pay, or leading people to believe i'm coming back.

 

[Annienox]

Granted! But the site you got the log in info from hacked your acct. and now Blesh is running around uo selling all your stuff for lil or nothing and placing the gold in a totally diff. acct!


I wish I was better at PvP and could kill char's more often.

 

[Tovladian Soltyr]

Granted, you are now the top PVP'er on your shard...however you now play on a lifeless asian shard that has maybe 100 people playing on it actively, but only like 10 at any given time.

I wish it would stop raining just enough to make it hot and humid out, and was a nice cool day.

 

[Blesh]

Granted, you are now the top PVP'er on your shard...however you now play on a lifeless asian shard that has maybe 100 people playing on it actively, but only like 10 at any given time.

I wish it would stop raining just enough to make it hot and humid out, and was a nice cool day.

Denied, your wish contradicts itself.

I wish red bull actually gave you real wings.