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I am worried about these elves.

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siyeng0

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I was walking through Heartwood the other day when I came across this NPC.

Honestly, what is it with thaumaturgists? First we have Clainin chattering like a wisp, and now we have this (admittedly fabulous) specimen of elfhood. The entire profession should be banned.
 

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Connor_Graham

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Braen is a true naturalist. He's been into the nudism for years now....
 
Bomb Bloke

Bomb Bloke

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There's an elf in there somewhere wearing Elven Plate.

Frankly I wouldn't worry about it, so long as you don't run into one called Tingle.
 
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Rama21

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siyeng0 said:
I was walking through Heartwood the other day when I came across this NPC.

Honestly, what is it with thaumaturgists? First we have Clainin chattering like a wisp, and now we have this (admittedly fabulous) specimen of elfhood. The entire profession should be banned.
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ROFL! This has been going on for like a year now. One or two of the Heartwood NPCs spawn nude. I saw one with a BIG staff once. :thumbsup:
 
Harlequin

Harlequin

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Bomb Bloke said:
There's an elf in there somewhere wearing Elven Plate.

Frankly I wouldn't worry about it, so long as you don't run into one called Tingle.
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Elves look nothing like fairies...ermm...then again, neither does a 30 year old man with balloons tied to his back...

"Tingle, Tingle, Kooloo-Limpah!"
 
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siyeng0

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Harlequin said:
Elves look nothing like fairies...ermm...then again, neither does a 30 year old man with balloons tied to his back...

"Tingle, Tingle, Kooloo-Limpah!"
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It's a shame that elves aren't fairies. We could all try to assassinate Casca by sending him nasty letters saying that we don't believe in him. It would be the most pacifistic assassination in history.
 
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Connor_Graham

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The last time I was in Heartwood turning in strongbox quests I heard this guy singing:

"Oh I'm just a gigalo,
and everywhere I go,
people know the part Braen's playin.
Pay for every dance,
selling sweet romance.
Oooooo what they're sayin

Bose de bose de bop, city bop.

Ooohhhhh IiIiIiI ain't got no-body..."
 
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MorganaLeFey

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siyeng0 said:
It's a shame that elves aren't fairies. We could all try to assassinate Casca by sending him nasty letters saying that we don't believe in him. It would be the most pacifistic assassination in history.
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I love your style of thinking. he he
 
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MorganaLeFey

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Connor_Graham said:
The last time I was in Heartwood turning in strongbox quests I heard this guy singing:

"Oh I'm just a gigalo,
and everywhere I go,
people know the part Braen's playin.
Pay for every dance,
selling sweet romance.
Oooooo what they're sayin

Bose de bose de bop, city bop.

Ooohhhhh IiIiIiI ain't got no-body..."
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Too bad he don't got the hair to match. LOL
 
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Jhym

Guest
They are just trying to distract you from politics. Casca hires them to do interpretive dance about his administration.

Resist!

Pretty mens... :drool:

uh, I mean, Resist!!
 
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