Dear Mr Plotter
I find thy presumptions most accurate, pertaining to the aforementioned alluring armouredness of the pleasing Miss Polly. As such, I dain thee temporal leave to 'FIRE', or propel via other reasonable means, one of those new-fangled specimens of cupidity, at her. However, I herewith beseech thee to include withal, fine words befitting the sensitivities of her good self.
Kindest Regards,
Mr F