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Prince Caspian

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This was in my email box today:

DEAR FRIEND

MY NAEM IS MINAX AND I NEED YOUR HELP. RECENTLY THERE WAS A KATICLSMIC ATTACK ON MY COUNTRY OF SOSARIA. AT THE TIME AN INTERLOERP KILLED MY HUSBAND MONDAIN.

I HAVE BEEN EXILED TO THE STYGIAN ABYSS BUT MY FUNDS ($ 1.000.000.000US) ARE FROZEN IN AN ACCOUNT IN TRINSIC. MY ACCOUNTANT BLACKTHORNE CAN EXTADITE THE MONEY IF ANOTHER ACCOUNT IS USED AS A GOE BETWEEN.

IF YOU WILL SEND ME YOUR UO PASSWORD, CREDIT CARD NUMBER, POWER OF ATTORNEY AND SUBWAY FRESH POINTS WE CAN COMPLETE THIS PROCESS AND I WILL GIVE YOU 30 PER-CENT OF THE RECOVERED FUNDS.

PLEASE RESPOND I AWAIT CORDIALLY
MINAX PRIESTESS OF DARKNESS

Oh man, my ship has come in! :D
 
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Draconi

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Dear Minax,

Your troubles at this time are painful to hear and tear at the strings of my heart, which goes out to you in Virtuous sympathy. While normally I would be freely give to you back the thirty percent you so generously offer me out of the kindness of your heart, I find myself wanting to help you and using said offer for the betterment of my fellow Britannians.

Because of the hardships many Britannians are now facing with the invasion of the Shadowlords, which I am sure you had nothing to do with and earnestly believe you to be trapped away from this world (of which I am thankful but please do not take offense), it is difficult for me to visit the bank to help complete this process.

However, if you could kindly conjure 100,000 gold pieces and teleport them to my current location, including a pack horse with strong endurance, I will make every effort to recruit a team of hardy and brave adventurers to reach the bank and send you the information you desire, because that is what the Virtue of Compassion would say I should do.

Yours in cordial helpful attitude,
Draconi

Note: The Virtue of Honesty says "Don't get scammed."
 
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Surgeries

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Prince Caspian said:
This was in my email box today:

DEAR FRIEND

MY NAEM IS MINAX AND I NEED YOUR HELP. RECENTLY THERE WAS A KATICLSMIC ATTACK ON MY COUNTRY OF SOSARIA. AT THE TIME AN INTERLOERP KILLED MY HUSBAND MONDAIN.

I HAVE BEEN EXILED TO THE STYGIAN ABYSS BUT MY FUNDS ($ 1.000.000.000US) ARE FROZEN IN AN ACCOUNT IN TRINSIC. MY ACCOUNTANT BLACKTHORNE CAN EXTADITE THE MONEY IF ANOTHER ACCOUNT IS USED AS A GOE BETWEEN.

IF YOU WILL SEND ME YOUR UO PASSWORD, CREDIT CARD NUMBER, POWER OF ATTORNEY AND SUBWAY FRESH POINTS WE CAN COMPLETE THIS PROCESS AND I WILL GIVE YOU 30 PER-CENT OF THE RECOVERED FUNDS.

PLEASE RESPOND I AWAIT CORDIALLY
MINAX PRIESTESS OF DARKNESS

Oh man, my ship has come in! :D
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Lucky Bastage.

I just can't believe my luck.

*Goes off to see if today is the "Lucky Day"*
 
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christy1221

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Draconi_EA said:
Dear Minax,

Your troubles at this time are painful to hear and tear at the strings of my heart, which goes out to you in Virtuous sympathy. While normally I would be freely give to you back the thirty percent you so generously offer me out of the kindness of your heart, I find myself wanting to help you and using said offer for the betterment of my fellow Britannians.

Because of the hardships many Britannians are now facing with the invasion of the Shadowlords, which I am sure you had nothing to do with and earnestly believe you to be trapped away from this world (of which I am thankful but please do not take offense), it is difficult for me to visit the bank to help complete this process.

However, if you could kindly conjure 100,000 gold pieces and teleport them to my current location, including a pack horse with strong endurance, I will make every effort to recruit a team of hardy and brave adventurers to reach the bank and send you the information you desire, because that is what the Virtue of Compassion would say I should do.

Yours in cordial helpful attitude,
Draconi

Note: The Virtue of Honesty says "Don't get scammed."
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LOL :D
 
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Morgana LeFay (PoV)

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Prince Caspian said:
This was in my email box today:

DEAR FRIEND

MY NAEM IS MINAX AND I NEED YOUR HELP. RECENTLY THERE WAS A KATICLSMIC ATTACK ON MY COUNTRY OF SOSARIA. AT THE TIME AN INTERLOERP KILLED MY HUSBAND MONDAIN.

I HAVE BEEN EXILED TO THE STYGIAN ABYSS BUT MY FUNDS ($ 1.000.000.000US) ARE FROZEN IN AN ACCOUNT IN TRINSIC. MY ACCOUNTANT BLACKTHORNE CAN EXTADITE THE MONEY IF ANOTHER ACCOUNT IS USED AS A GOE BETWEEN.

IF YOU WILL SEND ME YOUR UO PASSWORD, CREDIT CARD NUMBER, POWER OF ATTORNEY AND SUBWAY FRESH POINTS WE CAN COMPLETE THIS PROCESS AND I WILL GIVE YOU 30 PER-CENT OF THE RECOVERED FUNDS.

PLEASE RESPOND I AWAIT CORDIALLY
MINAX PRIESTESS OF DARKNESS

Oh man, my ship has come in! :D
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:hahaha:

Thank you! That was too funny!
 
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Aboo

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What a wonderful way to begin Friday morning. Thanks for the laugh!
 
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Chrissay_

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Prince Caspian said:
This was in my email box today:

DEAR FRIEND

MY NAEM IS MINAX AND I NEED YOUR HELP. RECENTLY THERE WAS A KATICLSMIC ATTACK ON MY COUNTRY OF SOSARIA. AT THE TIME AN INTERLOERP KILLED MY HUSBAND MONDAIN.

I HAVE BEEN EXILED TO THE STYGIAN ABYSS BUT MY FUNDS ($ 1.000.000.000US) ARE FROZEN IN AN ACCOUNT IN TRINSIC. MY ACCOUNTANT BLACKTHORNE CAN EXTADITE THE MONEY IF ANOTHER ACCOUNT IS USED AS A GOE BETWEEN.

IF YOU WILL SEND ME YOUR UO PASSWORD, CREDIT CARD NUMBER, POWER OF ATTORNEY AND SUBWAY FRESH POINTS WE CAN COMPLETE THIS PROCESS AND I WILL GIVE YOU 30 PER-CENT OF THE RECOVERED FUNDS.

PLEASE RESPOND I AWAIT CORDIALLY
MINAX PRIESTESS OF DARKNESS

Oh man, my ship has come in! :D
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hehe
 
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DanTheMan19

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This being said, I will trade UO gold for subway points.
 
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Turdnugget

Guest
Don't do it!!!!

This can't be real if this person's name isn't Abuzike and there is no address in Nigeria. Don't let this email fool you.

I love the awesome grammar too.
 
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It Lives

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We got the very one from a fax at work, still joke about it.

Your version However had me in tears:D
 
Flutter

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OMG! I got that same email yesterday!!
I sent them all the stuff they wanted but I haven't gotten my gold yet.
I'm sure it's just a matter of time so no one else need apply.
 
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Chrissay_

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Flutter said:
OMG! I got that same email yesterday!!
I sent them all the stuff they wanted but I haven't gotten my gold yet.
I'm sure it's just a matter of time so no one else need apply.
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Thanks for the subway fresh points errr ummmmm :eyes:
 
Viquire

Viquire

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Both Caspian and Draconi are:

A) Mad

B) Have too much time on their hands

C) Are guilty of treason, evidenced by the fact that they are in close contact with enemies of the Realm!
 
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eccentricjules

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OMG that was funny. Thanks guys.

Subway card *snickers*
 
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