UO HAIKUS

[Prince Caspian]

Bank sitting nitwits
Golem boxers, price gougers
Devs - Bomb Luna, please.

A Crimson Dragon
He is coming right for me
I want my mommy!

Fifty five ornies
On that one moron's vendor.
Dupe? Nah couldn't be.

Call a game master
On this guy who is scripting
Right dude. Like they care.

Post number seven
on UHall by Caspian
Does he HAVE a job??


That Undead lich lord
Has a great sense of humor
Always is laughing!

Damn Flesh Renderer
Go and chase someone else
Get away from me

Scroll of Transcendence
Just popped into my backpack
Crap. Its for Camping.

Tokuno Treasures!
Poor Deathwatch beetle hatchlings --
Get out of town quick.

Area Damage
It is a real great way to
**** off bystanders.

Elf craftsman quests
Get your own damn bascinets
I am busy, Spock.

Paroxymous
The demon lord who looks like
Telly Savalas

 

[Ender]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm gonna go red
then I'll gank you?

no thats wrong, wait a minute...

 

[Jhym]

Waiting for my plates
I stand in careful shadow
When is server up?

Magincia's dead
Nobody to help me out
Guess I can just die.

Sweet darkness in red
Flashing swish of golden blade
Black blood drips slowly.

 

[Tina Small]

You forgot to write one about having your feet up on the desk and eating Cheetos.

 

[Prince Caspian]

You forgot to write one about having your feet up on the desk and eating Cheetos.

:O

*bows low and humbly to Miss Small*

 

[Prince Caspian]

Sweet darkness in red
Flashing swish of golden blade
Black blood drips slowly.

Very poetic, sir.

(applauds)

 

[JC the Builder]

The champion dies
I recall to my big home
Crash and get Ettin

 

[AesSedai]

I might have fallen,
About one syllable short:
Nice post, PC.

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[GarthGrey]

These Stratics Posters
Their post counts I can not touch
I hate my damn job

 

[Jhym]

That -is- what bards do, donchaknow.