New Ilsh Arties

[Prince Caspian]

Again, let's spruce up the drops in Ilsh by rotating the artifact drops. Here's a list to get you started, devs:

• Iolo's Monoxodil
• Mondain's Blankie
• The Avatar's Copy Protection Wheel
• Minax's Used Q-Tip
• Red Robed GM Voodoo Doll
• Todd McFarlane Dartboard
• Dawn's Wonderbra
• Geoffery's Death Warrant
• Baitlin's Bowl Obstruction
• A Bucket of Kentucky Fried Mongbat (extra crispy)

 

[Morgana LeFay (PoV)]

Again, let's spruce up the drops in Ilsh by rotating the artifact drops. Here's a list to get you started, devs:

• Iolo's Monoxodil
• Mondain's Blankie
• The Avatar's Copy Protection Wheel
• Minax's Used Q-Tip
• Red Robed GM Voodoo Doll
• Todd McFarlane Dartboard
• Dawn's Wonderbra
• Geoffery's Death Warrant
• Baitlin's Bowl Obstruction
• A Bucket of Kentucky Fried Mongbat (extra crispy)

Nice!

 

[Sir_Bolo]

• A Red Muppet

 

[Ceridwen]

I would so love those voodoo dolls...
Question would be though what benefits the wonderbra gives female chars when worn... (sorry, but that was the first question that came to mind while reading that!)

 

[Black Sun]

I soooo want a Mondain's blankie!

 

[Nystul]

Simple new additions like this but kind of reusing a current system (Paragons) would bring new fun & things to do for players. Though they could tweak it and locate 'new stuff' to some other facets. (We have tram/fel/tokuno/malas). That way it could be passed off as something 'new' .

 

[Goodoljoe]

I definitely want a GM voodoo doll

 

[Phaen Grey]

*grins* Is the KFM finger lickin good?

 

[Morgana LeFay (PoV)]

Question would be though what benefits the wonderbra gives female chars when worn...

The ability to wear something other than the crappy underwear we have now?

Can we also get the matching panty?

 

[Connor_Graham]

You forgot the most important one:

• Lord British's Porcelain Throne
  

 

[T_Amon_from_work]

"Tickle me Meraktus"?

 

[Prince Caspian]

I would so love those voodoo dolls...
Question would be though what benefits the wonderbra gives female chars when worn... (sorry, but that was the first question that came to mind while reading that!)

Power Girl Syndrome.

 

[Arrgh]

I definitely want a GM voodoo doll

Ditto!

 

[Black Sun]

You forgot the most important one:

• Lord British's Porcelain Throne

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[cdavbar]

Again, let's spruce up the drops in Ilsh by rotating the artifact drops. Here's a list to get you started, devs:

• Iolo's Monoxodil
• Mondain's Blankie
• The Avatar's Copy Protection Wheel
• Minax's Used Q-Tip
• Red Robed GM Voodoo Doll
• Todd McFarlane Dartboard
• Dawn's Wonderbra
• Geoffery's Death Warrant
• Baitlin's Bowl Obstruction
• A Bucket of Kentucky Fried Mongbat (extra crispy)

GAY...Get realistic, comon really? sfm. i know not everyone RP's. I only RP part of the time, but in an online world if you want sh*t like that go the sims or something and play with a toilet or bowl of chicken. As the idea may be nice to have something like that ESPECIALLY SINCE MONDAINS LEGACY ARTIE DROP RATE KILLED THE MARKET for mini arties (at least for the last one that were still worth not dropping on the dungeon floors), The items you propose would be an embarressment to this game.

 

[Prince Caspian]

The items you propose would be an embarressment to this game.

Even more embarrassing than looking like a dimwit by taking an obviously comedic thread at face value? Hmmmmmm....

 

[Divster]

GAY...Get realistic, comon really? sfm. i know not everyone RP's. I only RP part of the time, but in an online world if you want sh*t like that go the sims or something and play with a toilet or bowl of chicken. As the idea may be nice to have something like that ESPECIALLY SINCE MONDAINS LEGACY ARTIE DROP RATE KILLED THE MARKET for mini arties (at least for the last one that were still worth not dropping on the dungeon floors), The items you propose would be an embarressment to this game.

wow i don't even know you but am embarressed at reading that

 

[Black Sun]

GAY...Get realistic, comon really? sfm. i know not everyone RP's. I only RP part of the time, but in an online world if you want sh*t like that go the sims or something and play with a toilet or bowl of chicken. As the idea may be nice to have something like that ESPECIALLY SINCE MONDAINS LEGACY ARTIE DROP RATE KILLED THE MARKET for mini arties (at least for the last one that were still worth not dropping on the dungeon floors), The items you propose would be an embarressment to this game.

Where's your sense of humor? Did it get flushed down Lord British's Porcelain Throne?

Besides, we've got neon clothes and sunglasses in a (mostly) medieval setting. What's a few more goofy items going to hurt...

 

[Katlene]

Blackthorns belly button lint

 

[Black Sun]

Did Blackthorn even have a belly button?

 

[GarthGrey]

Baitlin's Bowl Obstruction

This would have been so much funnier were it not for the typo...hehe But what's with the Huge Boobs on Power Girl???

 

[Thashinel]

Again, let's spruce up the drops in Ilsh by rotating the artifact drops. Here's a list to get you started, devs:


[*]A Bucket of Kentucky Fried Mongbat (extra crispy)
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I think the KFM will only continue to spawn on the Fel side of Horseshoe Isle. Be wary of overweight pks there though.

T

 

[soulstoner]

Again, let's spruce up the drops in Ilsh by rotating the artifact drops. Here's a list to get you started, devs: then the bullets

PC That's a riot -- i really enjoyed each line on first read through --- O-M-G ---
I was surprised & you're funny -- Phillips Wooden ummmmm *I diegress* don't say it don't say it we'll get in trouble.