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Nonel

Sage
Alumni
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
UNLEASHED
TB thieves are so cute. They steal sigs for their 80 points and want props. The only time we take cities is to flush out TB bunnies, or just to annoy you by restarting the 4 hour timer, or to throw a horse breeder out for a new guildie, or to drain your city funds from your 40 guards you stick out. Lol. TB are cute little pets.

Oh, and all the cities we've gotten, 2 thieves have gotten a total of 20 points because we don't even bother doing the stealing/returning when corrupted with the same character even. Who cares. TB thieves donate their points to characters that never step out of their houses anyway. Their thieves have crap for points.

Lol TB.
Actually, I steal sigs out from the middle of your 15 defenders for fun. Lol. My thief has...I don't know...8 points maybe. The few thieves in my guild that do manage to get points (usually just by logging in after server up and running the sigs to the town posts) hold onto them. None of us use dummy characters to xfer points to.

Lets take a look at the point rankings for TB on GL.

There are...2 characters there that aren't that persons main toon. Neither belong to my thieves.

Out of those characters that are in the alliance, only 2 are thieves. Tink'r Toiz got half those points from killing your members during a defense. A pure thief, with real kill points. Heh.

See, you think we actually give a damn about corrupting the sigs, and we don't. I speak for my entire guild when I say that we wish you'd defend more often. Nothing makes us laugh more than refreshing a sig that you've all been babysitting for hours on end.

As for the city funds...hehe, nice. All those funds in Brit we stole from the Minax stone anyway. Sucks you had to spend all that time working on it. I am not sure who drained Trinsic, but I'm happy for it. The guards in Trinny need not affect CoM, only thieves running away from CoM with their sig.

So to say we steal the sigs for points is just ignorant. With how much we've corrupted the sigs, accidentally, MPR would top your guild in points, if this were the case. As it is, I'm not sure how we even have as many as we do.

Lol, CoM.
 

Saint of Killers

Sage
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
Saint, I find it funny you actually have the nerve to come on these boards and talk trash. You really are what you are. Its not like the rest of the shard takes you seriously either. You Sir, are a clown.

You haven't quit this game again yet Denard/Karl/Rolo/Flower? I'm surprised you're still here after all the crying in vent I listened to from you "f this game, I'm sick of this game, f this game." lol

We all love your "basement" spams btw. It's good stuff, better than your normal whines.

Hey why is it that Gate Travel (Eda), and Vorpal Weapon (Sedric) seem extra zippy on their alt chars? Is it because they think no one knows who they are, or do they just use better computers for those characters?

I loved your post about Medic being slower btw. He's just as fast as before. As is the other person you didn't mention by name in that post: Shadowfire/Butcher/Dimebag/Skinny Liz. Don't forget that Dime's dad SMYTHNWESSON/Soul Reaper also used to talk in vent about his program he uses (that he paid for). Thal also used to talk about crap he was using.

It's funny how many of your guildies have that little extra sumptin' sumptin' in their step, yet you continue to only spam obscenities at every other guild on the shard. Wake up joke. Clean up your own house.

Hey thanks for the desert spawn yesterday btw. Even when Skinny & Medic joined you, Kenmore, Soul Reaper, and Gate Travel, it didn't matter vs lil ole me, Nono, Vic, Sin, Tupac, and Athena. An hour and a half of rezzing up, getting slapped down, rezzing up, getting slapped down, rezzing up, getting slapped yet again was finally enough for you kids. Try again next time mouth.
 
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MrYoink

Guest
See, you think we actually give a damn about corrupting the sigs, and we don't. I speak for my entire guild when I say that we wish you'd defend more often. Nothing makes us laugh more than refreshing a sig that you've all been babysitting for hours on end.
......agreed

Lol, CoM.
.....lol I approve

[TB] Intel (aka the lil bunny thieves) has uncovered pictures taken from inside the CoM base as well as posters, books and other information. We have verified the accuracy of these pics and other items and submit them to the public to raise awareness of CoM's activities. Here is just a small portion of what we found.

This appears to be a recruitment poster for UOD! featuring Saint of Killers. We have learned this is an old pic as he has gained some weight since it was taken (we suspect the weight gain is due to the fact he tends to eat more now that he uses thrid party programs to do his fighting for him)

http://i43.***********/2ivd92g.jpg

This is a picture snapped by our covert ops on a raid showing UOD! having a fun and gay time in the host city of Magincia.

http://i39.***********/14cvall.jpg


We hope this information proves vital for the war effort on GL. Thank you.
 

Lynk

Grand Poobah
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
That was probably funnier in your head than it is in the actual post.
 

Deprave

Lore Keeper
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
Nonel. Yoink. I love you guys lol

You did however miss my special dance on the Britain wall, unless you're with-holding that classified information.

and as for all you people accusing Dimebagg/Shadowfire and Medic. They're the most legit people here LOLLOLOLOOOLL:bowdown:
 

Kahlan_FHP

Seasoned Veteran
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
SAINT, WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS???? Liar.


Done with the stratics babbling. You and Mal can rule the boards. Your lies are nothing more than fiction. You treat your bs pix as a stratics resume, never showing any where you get slapped around, just your "claims" to 1v1 victory. If any peeps want to see the truth on who talks the talk & who walks the walk, they just have to sit in game on their stealther and see the truth. You 2 amount to nothing more than mosquitos in game.

Peace out. Done with stratics banter.

Oh wait, I'm supposed to leave with a better header:

"CYA stratics reply quote key (sort of)"

I have finally decided to not post any replies to meaningless boasts of other dweebs greatness in game. I can leave my "stratics reply quote key" knowing that my everything I said here was true, but can no longer handle all the lies from certain individuals on the board, or their allies that also spam in lies for them.

Farewell stratics reply quote key (sort of), maybe I'll go have a coffee with Cialis.
 

Arabella

Lore Keeper
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
TB thieves are so cute. They steal sigs for their 80 points and want props. The only time we take cities is to flush out TB bunnies, or just to annoy you by restarting the 4 hour timer, or to throw a horse breeder out for a new guildie, or to drain your city funds from your 40 guards you stick out. Lol. TB are cute little pets.

I didnt ask for props, I was just stating facts. We were stealing sigils way before we were given 10 points. What were you doing with factions, before the new points came out, I sure don't remember seeing you often.
 

Pepe the Strange

Adventurer
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
This is a picture snapped by our covert ops on a raid showing UOD! having a fun and gay time in the host city of Magincia.

http://i39.***********/14cvall.jpg
Wait....I think you got the "top secret intel photos" file mixed up with "Nonel's Family Reunion '08".
 

Cetric

Grand Poobah
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
UNLEASHED
Been kinda quiet Cetric...you go into a hole after that loss or after the basketball loss tonight to Mich State?

Go Badgers!

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hey now! it was a good game, you gotta give it that! =P least they showed up for the first time in 3 years....
 

Saint of Killers

Sage
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
SAINT, WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS???? Liar.


Done with the stratics babbling. You and Mal can rule the boards. Your lies are nothing more than fiction. You treat your bs pix as a stratics resume, never showing any where you get slapped around, just your "claims" to 1v1 victory. If any peeps want to see the truth on who talks the talk & who walks the walk, they just have to sit in game on their stealther and see the truth. You 2 amount to nothing more than mosquitos in game.

Peace out. Done with stratics banter.

Oh wait, I'm supposed to leave with a better header:

"CYA stratics reply quote key (sort of)"

I have finally decided to not post any replies to meaningless boasts of other dweebs greatness in game. I can leave my "stratics reply quote key" knowing that my everything I said here was true, but can no longer handle all the lies from certain individuals on the board, or their allies that also spam in lies for them.

Farewell stratics reply quote key (sort of), maybe I'll go have a coffee with Cialis.
I haven't replied to any meaningless FHP bs.

You guys have any pix of my newbs pixies slappin' Floyd this afternoon in Despise by any chance? hehe
 

Cetric

Grand Poobah
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
UNLEASHED
Been kinda quiet Cetric...you go into a hole after that loss or after the basketball loss tonight to Mich State?

Go Badgers!

T
i guess atleast we didn't get blown out by an acc team, thats always a plus!
 

Sedric

Journeyman
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
Hey why is it that Gate Travel (Eda), and Vorpal Weapon (Sedric) seem extra zippy on their alt chars? Is it because they think no one knows who they are, or do they just use better computers for those characters?
If you think I look extra zippy on Vorpal, its all in your head. I dont run anything and you know it. The fact is, my connection has been sub par for awhile now. Even on top of the extra lag of the shard.

Notice how I dont point my fingers at everyone else when I get accused? Or did it never occur to you that when you call everyone else a hypocrite, you're incriminating yourself?
 
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Malador

Guest
I haven't replied to any meaningless FHP bs.

You guys have any pix of my newbs pixies slappin' Floyd this afternoon in Despise by any chance? hehe
You said good bye to stratics not fhp posts and I dont think you get the deal with pics. See you take pics of your kills and we take pics of our kills.
 

Kahlan_FHP

Seasoned Veteran
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
I haven't replied to any meaningless FHP bs.

You guys have any pix of my newbs pixies slappin' Floyd this afternoon in Despise by any chance? hehe
Do you seriously not know what you said in your own post? You said you are done with STRATICS banter, not just FHP banter. Hypocrite.
 
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Still Frame

Guest
The only reason they are winning in the factions points is because they kill the TB thieves (that have a huge amount of points), and get double points if they own the town. It isn't real faction play, it is a bunch of archers that jump out and kill the thieves. Tinkz, I and Choas have all had 110 points within the last week, that makes 330 points right there. Hell most of the time they can't even find the thieves as we steal the sigils out from under their noses.
I'll agree with your thieves are worth a lot. But ara you cant honestly say we're ALL archers. Neither of my archers are in COM! (yet) only 1 dexer and 2 mages (havent played kadaj since he joined though). Phage doesnt so much get involved in factions fights, shes just for spawns. Epsilon though tends to be a dismounter against your thieves. Sadly our mages; commonly seen, vic, beccarra, boxcar, athena, quiet one, raistlin, panax, depraved, theres more i cant think of. They are usually the ones who get the points off my dismounts...jerks :( but when we raid a base its mostly on mages. Especially when we get in field fights we're mage heavy now.

The other day we came into your base with probably 6-7 necro mages and about 2 archers. I wouldnt call UOD! an archer guild anymore. Even fred plays a mage now
 

Arabella

Lore Keeper
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
I'll agree with your thieves are worth a lot. But ara you cant honestly say we're ALL archers. Neither of my archers are in COM! (yet) only 1 dexer and 2 mages (havent played kadaj since he joined though). Phage doesnt so much get involved in factions fights, shes just for spawns. Epsilon though tends to be a dismounter against your thieves. Sadly our mages; commonly seen, vic, beccarra, boxcar, athena, quiet one, raistlin, panax, depraved, theres more i cant think of. They are usually the ones who get the points off my dismounts...jerks :( but when we raid a base its mostly on mages. Especially when we get in field fights we're mage heavy now.

The other day we came into your base with probably 6-7 necro mages and about 2 archers. I wouldnt call UOD! an archer guild anymore. Even fred plays a mage now

I have only seen a few mages more archers and dexxers so let me include those in the group. But really Sieg, unless i run out of smokebombs or potions you would never get me on Gracie, and most of the time when you do it is at least 4 on me, I only have potions to rely on for healing :) and my hp regen suit :)
 

Cetric

Grand Poobah
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
UNLEASHED
I have only seen a few mages more archers and dexxers so let me include those in the group. But really Sieg, unless i run out of smokebombs or potions you would never get me on Gracie, and most of the time when you do it is at least 4 on me, I only have potions to rely on for healing :) and my hp regen suit :)
strangle/revenant for the win!
 
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Still Frame

Guest
I have only seen a few mages more archers and dexxers so let me include those in the group. But really Sieg, unless i run out of smokebombs or potions you would never get me on Gracie, and most of the time when you do it is at least 4 on me, I only have potions to rely on for healing :) and my hp regen suit :)
I've kept you fairly well revealed on epsilon with bleed and conflag / explosion potions but you're right that i've never gotten the kill, someone else always come out of nowhere and took it :(
 
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