worst songs evah!!!!

[imported_Castor]

1. My Humps...
2. Anything by System of a Down (so overrated and so talentless)

 

[GonthraX]

My humps.. My humps.. My lov..

*Looks around shocked*

Hail Fellows, I'll be going now...

 

[Apollyon]

I like System of a Down....they enforce my belief that truly anyone can become a rock star.

 

[Mandolin]

3. Walking on Sunshine - Katrina and the Waves

Damn radio stations used to play that song spawned from hell every 5 minutes for years. Gah!

 

[Dark_Schneider]

Anything by blink182

 

[Guest]

Muskrat Love

Anything done by Debbie Boone

I dont know the name of this song but the basic words go like so : 'let me put my key in your ignition babe beep beep'...............label that one as a no talent stupid worst song eva too.

 

[Guest]

Not "worst" but cetainly among MOST ANNOYING:

Achy, Breaky Heart, by Billy Ray Cyrus

There are so many horrors lurking out there, from so many generations, and music genres...the possibilities are endless.

-Skylark

 

[Dark_Schneider]

OHHHH i dunno the name of the song, but my parents used to have this tape that they played on roadtrips when i was little and they'd pla yit over and over again, and this song drove me nuckin futs.

"if i had a hammmer i'd hammer in the moooornin i'd hammer in the evenin, ALL OVER THIS LAAAND!"

8 hours to yosemite felt more like 7years 3 months 14 days 12 hours and fifteen minutes.

 

[Guest]

Ha! I bet my parents could name that hammer song. They know so many songs, it is scary, and sing quite a bit. When I was little, seemed like my dad always went around singing, "There was buh-LUD on the saddle..." And no, it was not the 80's punk band by that name, it was the Tex Ritter song!

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8 hours to yosemite felt more like 7years 3 months 14 days 12 hours and fifteen minutes.

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If you think your parents' hammer song was torture, try driving all over the mountains of Washington for a week, with The Wiggles tunes playing non stop in the car to keep an 18-month old happy. I still have "fruit salad, yummy yummy!" going through my brain at times and it has been over a year...but children's songs don't count in this of course, they are SUPPOSED to be silly

.

-Skylark

 

[Ginsu-SP]

"Hey Mister" by Custom

As a father of a 14 year old daughter.... and 2 sons older than her....
this song plays on my greatest fears. lol

Cheers!
Ginsu

 

[Mandolin]

Uggghhh... I feel for ya Dark..

Family roadtrip music was an 8-track of Peaches &amp; Herb.. *winces in recollection*

 

[MilkMaiden]

Well, of recent years I would have to say the song/video of R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet would be my pick. I couldn't stop from laughing so hard and I think he was seriously trying to create an epic masterpeice.

The 80s had a lot of cheese:

Sister Christian by Night Ranger
O Cherri by Steve Perry
I Touch Myself by the DeVinyls
Touch Me - Samantha Fox
Heartbeat - Don Johnson
The list goes on and on but I won't.

 

[Yasou Wakayama]

I have a short list of songs that I can't stand ...

Slave 4 u - Brittney Spears
MacArthur Park - Donna Summer
That Smell - Lynard Skynard
Lady - Styx
Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani
La La - Ashlee Simpson

And now that I have a son who watches Sesame Steet videos I have grown to despise Jingle Bells ... why ... well it seems that every song Elmo sings besides his famous "Elmo's Song" is to the tune of Jingle Bells ... seriously ... "Jacket Jacket Jacket Jacket Jacket Jacket Jacket Jacket JACK - ET ... Jacket Jacket Jacket Jacket Jacket Jacket Jacket Jacket Jacket JACK - ET" ... I have like 5 DVDs that my son loves and Elmos uses this tune to sing EVERYTHING .... try it ... sing WAKA to jingle bells it will make your ears bleed.

 

[Mac on SP]

It's a Small World by anyone

Got stuck on the ride at Disney for over an hour listening to that over and over and ... well you get the idea.

 

[Mandolin]

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I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred

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Eeep! The video for that was even scarier.. almost as bad as 99 Red Balloons...

edit: Yes Sky... in either language!

 

[Apollyon]

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OHHHH i dunno the name of the song, but my parents used to have this tape that they played on roadtrips when i was little and they'd pla yit over and over again, and this song drove me nuckin futs.

"if i had a hammmer i'd hammer in the moooornin i'd hammer in the evenin, ALL OVER THIS LAAAND!"

8 hours to yosemite felt more like 7years 3 months 14 days 12 hours and fifteen minutes.

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Peter, Paul, and Mary, Bra?

 

[marichessy]

rtlfc....

*amid sobs she tries to speak* I thought I was kinda kewl, but after reading this I have discovered, *sniffs*, I am a lamer! Bwahhhhhh wahhhhh
I like a whole bunch of those songs you all listed. *prepares for wrinkles and grey hair* Guess I am too old to be cool now.

I absolutely hate anything that looks like rap, sounds like rap, or may possibly be anything similar to rap. All the rest is good. I like the country, the pop, the rock, (NO oldies), I even like the songs the tweeny boppers sing on Disney Channel!

*is sad she isn't cool*

 

[Guest]

Well since I am a carpenter on Siege ............


SING IT NOW :

If I were a carpenter
and you were my lady
would ya marry me anyhow
would ya have my babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

 

[Guest]

I was about to post something similar. Now, I'm very glad I didn't!

 

[kyrie_m]

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Anything by blink182

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Omg, I hate them. Passionately. As much as I hate their music, I hate the fact they believe they are "hardcore".

"What's Up", by Four Non-Blondes is one of my most hated songs of all time. Her voice makes me want to commit murder.

"Mony Mony"..ewww. I hates it. A lot.

"Rock On"..the original or the cheesed out 80's remake are just crapass.

"Taking Care of Business" by Bachman Turner Overdrive (BTO!)...it's repulsive and it never goes away. It's on the radio, in movies, in television commercials..it's everywhere and it's beyond horrible.It needs to die.

"The Boys are Back in Town" is pretty awful as well, but at least I can laugh my ass of at the ridiculous lyrics. =P

 

[Phish Phan]

See, this is why I've got Sirius ^^

 

[kyrie_m]

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"Hey Mister" by Custom

As a father of a 14 year old daughter.... and 2 sons older than her....
this song plays on my greatest fears. lol

Cheers!
Ginsu

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Hey, I love that song, it always makes me laugh! Then again, I don't have any kids yet. =P

(EDIT)...and currently on the radio is...The Spin Doctors..."If you want to buy me flowers..go ahead now...if you want to talk for hours...go ahead now..." *puke* I think the title has the word "princes" in it and I've despised it since I first heard it on the radio. To my horror, people were at the time claiming they were going to be the "new Grateful Dead". Maybe their other music was better, but that song just icked me out too much to even want to find out.

 

[Guest]

Guess who just got back today?
Those wild-eyed boys that had been away
Haven't changed, haven't much to say
But man, I still think those cats are great

 

[Guest]

Just got home from Illinois.
Lock the front door oh boy.
Got to set down take a rest on the porch. I
magination sets in, pretty soon I'm singin
Doot doot doot lookin out my back door.

 

[Guest]

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and currently on the radio is...The Spin Doctors..."If you want to buy me flowers..go ahead now...if you want to talk for hours...go ahead now..." *puke* I think the title has the word "princes" in it and I've despised it since I first heard it on the radio.

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Two Princes is the name, and thank you SO much for reminding me of that, when I thought it was safely buried in the recesses of my brain.

*looks for letter opener or other convenient sharp object to stab brain with*

-Skylark

 

[Guest]

You can't beat this one... although that ghastly thing of MC Hammer's comes close... I just turned on the radio, and turned it off again very quickly - after hearing...

I met a hula mistress somewhere in Waikiki,
Well, she was selling pineapple, playing ukulele,
And when I went to the girl, "Come on and teach me to sway,"
She laughed and whispered to me, "Yes, come tonight to the bay."

 

[Guest]

Too many to name.
Ill start with hating My Chemical Romance and Greendays New Stuff.

 

[imported_Castor]

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See, this is why I've got Sirius ^^

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i got that too last xmas, and i swear if i hit any channel that is pop/adult contemporary, that hump song is on.

Hands down though, satellite radio is the best 13 bucks a month i ever spent.

 

[Yasou Wakayama]

Muzak at my job just played "Mmmmbop"

 

[Phish Phan]

Damn straight.

I think if you pay a lump ~$500 you get Sirius for life

 

[Guest]

He's tearin' you apart
Yes every day, every day
He's tearin' you apart
Oh girl what can you say?
Cause he's lovin', touchin' another
Now it's your turn, girl to cry
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na

Do you love me baby?
Do you, do you love me baby?
Do yah da da da da da da da

Na na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na

 

[kyrie_m]

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Guess who just got back today?
Those wild-eyed boys that had been away
Haven't changed, haven't much to say
But man, I still think those cats are great

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*Shakes Kelmo Violently*

Don't make me take away the sheep!

Ugh, that song even offends me with grammar...

"They were asking if you were around
How you was, where you could be found
I told them you were living downtown
Driving all the old men crazy"

These three verses are the woist! The woist I say!

"You know the chick that used to dance a lot
Every night she'd be on the floor shaking what she'd got
Man when I tell you she was cool, she was red hot
I mean she was steaming

That night over at Johnny's place
Well this chick got up and she slapped Johnny's face
Man we just fell about the place
If that chick don't want to know, forget her

Friday night they'll be dressed to kill
Down at Dino's bar and grill
The drink will flow and blood will spill
If the boys want to fight, you'd better let them"

Sooo stupid! Ugh!

 

[kyrie_m]

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<blockquote><hr>

and currently on the radio is...The Spin Doctors..."If you want to buy me flowers..go ahead now...if you want to talk for hours...go ahead now..." *puke* I think the title has the word "princes" in it and I've despised it since I first heard it on the radio.

[/ QUOTE ]

Two Princes is the name, and thank you SO much for reminding me of that, when I thought it was safely buried in the recesses of my brain.

*looks for letter opener or other convenient sharp object to stab brain with*

-Skylark

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You mean you don't just go wild with joy when you hear a white boy in a knit cap try to sing scat?

 

[imported_Castor]

Really, i did not know that. I just re-upped for two more years and i asked if they had any special promotions. I know the two year subscription cost me something like 190 bucks which is like 8 bucks a month, cant beat that at all.

 

[Slacktard]

Anything Ludacris touches.....
and Nelly......
uh....and Missy Elliot..
...and
Lincoln Park (except their earliest stuff)
the list goes on and on and on and...........................

oh and Patrick Swayze's attempt at an album
She's like the wind
through my trees
*pukes*
I agree with the System of a Down comments with the exception of Sugar, that
was a good tune.

 

[Guest]

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See, this is why I've got Sirius ^^

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My truck stereo came with XM Radio.
I would chop off my left hand and mail it to them as payment if I ever couldnt afford to pay. It would be easier for me to go on day to day without a left hand then to do without my XM Radio.
Satelite radio 4 teh win!!!

 

[Guest]

Tiptoe through the window
By the window, that is where I'll be
Come tiptoe through the tulips with me

Oh, tiptoe from the garden
By the garden of the willow tree
And tiptoe through the tulips with me

Knee deep in flowers we'll stray
We'll keep the showers away
And if I kiss you in the garden, in the moonlight
Will you pardon me?
And tiptoe through the tulips with me


check and mate Otto

 

[Guest]

Oh, I didn't realise we were fighting dirty...

here you are...


Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages and were pressed
In love's hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants

MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

I recall the yellow cotton dress
Foaming like a wave
On the ground around your knees
The birds, like tender babies in your hands
And the old men playing checkers by the trees

MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

There will be another song for me
For I will sing it
There will be another dream for me
Someone will bring it
I will drink the wine while it is warm
And never let you catch me looking at the sun
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
You'll still be the one

I will take my life into my hands and I will use it
I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it
I will have the things that I desire
And my passion flow like rivers through the sky
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
I'll be thinking of you
And wondering why

MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!
Oh, no
No, no
Oh no!!

 

[Mandolin]

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Muzak at my job just played "Mmmmbop"

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Uggggghhhh... I'd gladly pay a hypnotist $100 to zap that song permanently from head.. and 99 Red Balloons while he's in there.

Oh.. and the receptionist found My Hump again... *looks for a blunt object*

 

[Guest]

Oh...you think you can hang with the big league now, ole chap....

*picks up card* I choose.....*dramatic chord* LOVERBOY!!!

*puts on red headgear thingy*


Everyone's watching, to see what you will do
Everyone's looking at you, oh
Everyone's wondering, will you come out tonight
Everyone's trying to get it right, get it right

Everybody's working for the weekend
Everybody wants a little romance
Everybody's goin' off the deep end
Everybody needs a second chance, oh
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go

Everyone's looking to see if it was you
Everyone wants you to come through
Everyone's hoping it'll all work out
Everyone's waiting they're holding out

Everybody's working for the weekend
Everybody wants a little romance
Everybody's goin' off the deep end
Everybody needs a second chance, oh
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go

You want a piece of my heart
You better start from start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go

 

[Guest]

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Uggggghhhh... I'd gladly pay a hypnotist $100 to zap that song permanently from head.. and 99 Red Balloons while he's in there.

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Spyder, how can you say that, when you can enjoy 99 Red Balloons in both English AND German! There is just more to love!

-Skylark

 

[Mandolin]

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Spyder, how can you say that, when you can enjoy 99 Red Balloons in both English AND German! There is just more to love!


[/ QUOTE ]

Heh... *beats self over head with the blunt object* ... less painful than either version of that song.

 

[Guest]

*reaches into passing golem, pulls out a gear*


Little boxes on the hillside,
Little boxes made of ticky-tacky,
Little boxes, little boxes,
Little boxes, all the same.
There's a green one and a pink one
And a blue one and a yellow one
And they're all made out of ticky-tacky
And they all look just the same.

And the people in the houses
All go to the university,
And they all get put in boxes,
Little boxes, all the same.
And there's doctors and there's lawyers
And business executives,
And they're all made out of ticky-tacky
And they all look just the same.

And they all play on the golf-course,
And drink their Martini dry,
And they all have pretty children,
And the children go to school.
And the children go to summer camp
And then to the university,
And they all get put in boxes
And they all come out the same.

And the boys go into business,
And marry, and raise a family,
And they all get put in boxes,
Little boxes, all the same.
There's a green one and a pink one
And a blue one and a yellow one
And they're all made out of ticky-tacky
And they all look just the same.


*wonders who will have the largest crowd of PKs gathered outside their house next time they log in*

 

[Ton80]

OK I've got you all beat *shows age here*

Angel of the morning ~ Juice Newton

"Just call me angel of the morning, angel
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby
Just call me angel of the morning, angel
Then slowly turn away from me "

WTF!! Gheyest song ever made. That is all.

 

[Guest]

I was tired of my lady
We'd been together too long
Like a worn-out recording
Of a favorite song
So while she lay there sleeping
I read the paper in bed
And in the personal columns
There was this letter I read

"If you like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the Cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape."

I didn't think about my lady
I know that sounds kind of mean
But me and my old lady
Have fallen into the same old dull routine
So I wrote to the paper
Took out a personal ad
And though I'm nobody's poet
I thought it wasn't half bad

"Yes I like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
I'm not much into health food
I am into champagne
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red-tape
At a bar called O'Malley's
Where we'll plan our escape."

So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
It was my own lovely lady
And she said, "Oh it's you."
Then we laughed for a moment
And I said, "I never knew."

That you like Pina Coladas
Getting caught in the rain
And the feel of the ocean
And the taste of champagne
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes of the Cape
You're the lady I've looked for
Come with me and escape

 

[Beatrice Quill]

Argh. Now I have Otto going through all our old LPs... I could have sworn I'd thrown some of the ones he's waving around out years ago!

For instance...

B52s - Rock Lobster, 1979.

We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
He's in a giant clam

Down, down...

Underneath the waves
Mermaids wavin'
Wavin' to mermen
Wavin' sea fans
Sea horses sailin'
Dolphins wailin'

Red snappers snappin'
Clam shells clappin'
Mussels flexin'
Flippers flippin'

Down, down...

Let's rock!

Boys in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'

Twistin' round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard
Put on the lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stringray
There goes a manta ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dogfish
Chased by a catfish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that pirahna
There goes a narwhal
Here comes a bikini whale!


For a small donation, I can PK him, before he gets to the old children's records, such as Danny Kay, or even worse, Shatner and Nimoy - The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins!

 

[Guest]

Ouch! That one hurt!

 

[Guest]

I am being threatened with unspeakable horrors, and so I defer to the vileness that is the B52s, and shall seek my slumber for this night.

However, I feel I must leave thee with these words...

Tiny Bubbles

Tiny bubbles in the wine,
Make me happy, make me feel fine,
Tiny bubbles make me warm all over
With a feeling that I'm gonna Love you 'til the end of time.

So here's to the golden moon,
And here's to the silver sea,
But most of all a toast to you and me

Tiny bubbles in the wine,
Make me happy, make me feel fine,
Tiny bubbles make me warm all over
With a feeling that I'm gonna Love you 'til the end of time.

So here's to the ginger lei
I give to you today
And here's a kiss that will not fade away.

Tiny bubbles in the wine,
Make me happy, make me feel fine,
Tiny bubbles make me warm all over
With a feeling that I'm gonna Love you 'til the end of time.

*leaves amidst a rain of rotten fruit*

 

[Guest]

ok Otto, you asked for it!!!


I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor [censored] poor [censored] cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

 

[Beatrice Quill]

I am SOOO glad I convinced Otto to log off before he saw that. Not because your song's worse - Rock Lobster pwns the pair of you!
I'm glad because the next thing he was reaching for was Batdance, by Prince.

And with that, I'm off to make sure he stays FAR away from music and computers for a while. I only hope he doesn't start singing to me!